Yesung : You were really drunk, last night.

Leeteuk : Come on, I was not that drunk either.

Yesung : You went to Shindong's pick up and whispered « I know your secret, Optimus Prime » -.-

Leeteuk : So you know his secret too...

 

Luna : I miss you deerly.

Sunny : I miss you moosely... ?

Luna : I'm fawn-ed of you.

Sunny : I hope you can make a couple bucks to fly back home.

Luna : How about I caribou to the bed ?

Sunny : Pre-marital is wrong, but we antelope...

 

Taeyeon : Hoe 

Eunhyuk :  

Taeyeon : Oh im so so sorry I meant hi*

Eunhyuk : Oh, well I meant... Hmm... No, I meant .

 

Donghae : Would you ever dance through the streets for fifty bucks ?

Heechul : No.

Donghae : Fifty five ?

Heechul : Make it sixty and a packet of Skittles and you've got a deal.

 

Ryeowook : I'm so hungry... Wanna get some hookers at Costco ?

Ryeowook : Hotdogs*

Sungmin : Nah, I don't really want hot dogs. I want some juice *thumb's up*

Ryeowook : … Go to Costco. 'Cause apparently my auto-correct thinks Costco sells hookers.

Sungmin : OMG, I meant orange* juice !

Ryeowook : There auto-correct strikes again...

 

Unknown : HEY DUDE ARE YOU READY TO PARTY ?!?!

Eunhyuk : Errm.. Who's this ?

Unknown : Oh... Sorry, must've been the wrong number.

Eunhyuk : But... But I want to party too D:

 

Siwon : Mom, I have good news 

Mom : You got 100 on your Algebra test ?

Siwon : I said good news, not a miracle...

Mom : … Oh.

 

Yesung : What happened to your old phone, love ?

Leeteuk : I put it in airplane mode and threw it in the air from my balcony.

Yesung : … o_o

Leeteuk : Worst Transformer ever u_u

Yesung : I knew there was a reason why I loved you.

 

Jessica : I want you to bang me so hard ♥

Donghae : Me too.

Jessica : REALLY ???

Donghae : Yeah.

Donghae : In the face.

With a chair.

Made of steel.

Covered in spikes.

Dipped in poison.

Held by Chuck Norris.

 

Heechul : Mom, can you lend me 30 bucks please ?

Mom : No ! Do you think money grows on trees ?!

Heechul : What is money made of ?

Mom : Paper.

Heechul : Where does paper come from ?

Mom : …

Mom : Be sure to pay back.

 

Kyuhyun : Hey dad, can I go to Donghae's tonight ?

Dad : Why ?

Kyuhyun : I dunno, hunt elephants maybe -.-

 

Luna : Hey Wookie, what's up ?

Ryeowook : I'm making rainbow cumcakes :D

Luna : Awesome ! Can I come over and help ? :D

Ryeowook : I meant CUPcakes ! I swear I'm going to kill myself because of the auto-correct someday -.-

Luna : ...My question is : Why does your dictionnary had 'cumcakes' registered, hm, innocent Eternal Maknae Wookie ?

Ryeowook : I'm definitely going to kill myself.

 

Yesung : PICKUP LINE WAR MAY START !

Donghae : Does this rag smells like chloroform to you ?

Yesung : If I followed you home, would you keep me ?

Donghae : I like how we both go right away for the creeper ones...

Yesung : I know, right ? Btw, how Kyuhyun asked you out ?

Donghae : At Sungmin's party, he came to me and said 'Excuse-me, Lee Donghae, I'm head over heels for you since a quite long time. Would you like to screw ?' And we had wild in the guest room all night long.

Yesung : I don't know if he's just plain stupid or a freaking genius...

 

Jessica : If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes ?

Heechul : Of course not.

Jessica : Then why do you wear pants ?

Heechul : I wear pants for the same reason that you have a :D

Jessica : What ???

Heechul : You make a lame joke and don't understand the follow ? It means that my pants is as full of that your is.

Heechul : And I just epicly owned you.

 

Sungmin : Hey, wanna bang ? 

Sungmin : *bang

Sungmin : OH MY GOD ARE YOU CEREALS ?! **HANG

Sungmin : ***SERIOUS

Siwon : Sure... Let's 'hang'.

Sungmin : Oh hell, just forget it.

Siwon : ROFL :D

 

Donghae : Kyu, Love, is it normal that I saw you doing a -dance challenge against Yesung ?

Kyuhyun : He started it since he was the one betting against me.

Donghae : But you lose, didn't you ?

Kyuhyun : How do you know ?

Donghae : Because I'm the one who taught him how to do it :D

Kyuhyun : … I love your so much ♥

Donghae : I know ;)

 

Yesung : Do you know a turtle's only weakness ?

Leeteuk : Uh... Their slowness ?

Yesung : No. Their only weakness it that they can't roll back when they are on their backs.

Leeteuk : Oh, so if you tape two turtles together, they'd be unstoppable, right ?

Yesung : … OH MY GOD.

Yesung : BRB. But I'll never do that to Ddangkoma and Ddangkomi.

 

Heechul : Goddamn that party was wicked.

Eunhyuk : You were kind of drunk out of your mind -.-

Heechul : Really ?

Eunhyuk : Dude ! You were cutting pineapples yelling ''SPONGE BOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE !''

Heechul : And, what's your point ?

Eunhyuk : I think you may be a little bit too obsessed with Sponge Bob.

Heechul : It's not worse than you with Batman, unicorns, or mermaids -.-

Eunhyuk : Touché.

 

Mom : Su, come to the appartment right now, the hamster just died !

Sunny : HAHAHAHA LOL auto-correct x)

Mom : …

Sunny : Please tell me it was auto-correct.

Mom : Sorry, daughter.

Sunny : NOOOOOOOO MR. PUFFY T_T

 

Ryeowook : So, you're a ninja ?

Kyuhyun : Yes. Silent, but deadly.

Ryeowook : Like a fart.

Kyuhyun : Yes. Like a fart... With a sword.

 

Leeteuk : So, are you done painting you living room yet ? 

Siwon : Yeah, just finished 

Leeteuk : What color is it again ?

Siwon : It's called period red.

Leeteuk : Shisus. No.

Siwon : Sorry, got auto-corrected ! I meant Persian red.

Leeteuk : ROFLMAO That was hell of an epic fail XD

 

Heechul : I broke my and it exploded all over my pants >_>

Heechul : Son of a . My pen*. I broke my pen.

Donghae : Hahahaha no ing way ! No. ing. Way. No way in Hell did that just happened. This makes my week.

Donghae : I love you, man. I love you.

 

Sungmin : So, have you tried the wine ? 

Eunhyuk : Not yet... Hae just pulled out the .

Eunhyuk : Oh ! It tastes really good :D

Sungmin : … Excuse-me, WHAT ?!

Eunhyuk : THE CORK*. He pulled out the CORK from the bottle you gave us. The WINE is delicious.

Sungmin : I think I just died a little.

 

 

Remember the first chapter,

when Donghae and Yesung are talking about...

Kitchen and countries ?

Here's the rest :D

 

 

Yesung : I think I'll just settle for a can of Chile.

Donghae : That sounds good. I think I'll have a Canada Chile as well.

Yesung : Denmark your name on the can.

Donghae : Kenya do it for me please ?

Yesung : Kk, I'm Ghana do it.

Donghae : Thanks, man. I'm so tired after Iran two kilometers from the dance studio today.

Yesung : Damn ! You really must have ran like a Niger !

 

Taeyeon : Are you still mad at me ?

Luna : Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

Taeyeon : How I wonder what you are ?

Luna : No. I'm just going to run you over with my ing car.

Taeyeon : So you're still mad...

Luna : Better run, Cap'tain Obvious.

 

Siwon : Hey, wassup Wookie ? 

Ryeowook : I PUT REDBULL INSTEAD OF WATER IN MY COFFEE MAKER!!!

Siwon : Oh. My. Holy. Myself.

Ryeowook : I CAN ING SEE NOISES RIGHT NOW!!!

 

Heechul : Man, I hid my ing neighbour's dog. If they ask you if you seen it, just say no.

Leeteuk : Why would I see it, we don't even live in the same street ?

Heechul : Cause I hid it in your house.

Leeteuk : WAIT, WHAT ? WHERE IS IT ?!

Heechul : Careful, it bites.

Leeteuk : O_____O

 

Sunny : I want four kids named Stacy, Luke, Martha, and Sparta. So when I have Stacy, I can say 'Hi, I'm Stacy's mom'. When I have Luke, my husband can say 'Luke, I am your father'. When I have Martha and Sparta, I can say 'This is Martha and THIS. IS. SPARTAAA !'

Sunny : … 

Luna : You know that we'll never have children, right ? -.-

Sunny : Yep. But I'd definitely do that if I was het :D

Luna : Zomaigawd I love you :D

 

 

Eunhyuk : Batman is not normal. I am not normal. Therefore I must be Batman !

Donghae : … Retard -.-

Eunhyuk : Retards have faces. You have faces. Therefore you must be a retard !

Donghae : W. T. F ?

Eunhyuk : You can say wtf, I can say wtf. Therefore I must be you !

Donghae : … I'll just switch places with you and jump off the cliff.

 

Kyuhyun : Dude, our boyfriends are banging.

Leeteuk : Don't you mean hanging ?

Kyuhyun : No, I can see them banging through the window.

Leeteuk : Wait five minutes. I'll be right there.

Kyuhyun : … Tempted to do a foursome ?

Leeteuk : I was going to ask you the same thing.

 

Yesung : Hey, did you just call me ?

Sungmin : Yeah, sorry. Pocket dial.

Yesung : Haha, no worries  there's one time I got a pocket dial from some kid that a dog was barking at, then he had this high pitched scream while running away ROFL

Sungmin : …

Yesung : That was you, wasn't it...

Sungmin : Yes...

 

Siwon : Hey, wanna come over today ?

Leeteuk : Potassium.

Siwon : ...Excuse-me, what ?

Leeteuk : Potassium is 'k' on the periodic table.

Siwon : Nerd -.- I don't want you to come over anymore -.-

Leeteuk : Potassium.

 

Jessica : Every Kiss begins with K...

Kyuhyun : Too bad Ugly begins with U.

 

Eunhyuk : Should I consider a normal thing that I saw you dancing in Itaewon today ?

Heechul : It was a bet with Hae-Hae.

Eunhyuk : So he was the one you asked money to... Sungmin thought you were going to e yourself XD

Heechul : Who knows. I got paid real good.

Eunhyuk : O_O

 

5 pages. This is getting shorter -.- Though I really had fun (as always) while writing this x) I hope you enjoyed :3