First of all, sorry guys. I know that it's been more than two months since the last update, but I just couldn't find new smartphOWNED material. This chapter is really short, and it's probably the last one, but I wanted to update it~ Sorry again, my beloved~

Sunny : Daddy, I love you ! 

Dad : Okay, what do you want ?

Sunny : Why do I have to want something to say 'I love you' ?

Dad : Because the only contact you have with me by message is : a) you need money, b) you locked your keys in your car, or c) you broke something and need me to come and fix it.

Dad : Now, which one is it ?

Sunny : I locked my keys in my car >.< Ugh, I hate it when you're right !

Kyuhyun : Boyfriend wants to battle. Boyfriend used seductive defence.

Donghae : #Boyfriend is confused.

Kyuhyun : Boyfriend used flex. #Boyfriend's resistance fell.

Donghae : #Boyfriend's confusion increased. #Boyfriend used you're not getting any.

Kyuhyun : Boyfriend has no usable moves. Boyfriend back out.

Yesung : Dude, are you throwing stones at my window ? What do you have a phone for ?

Leeteuk : Okay, sorry, you're right.

Yesung : Did you just threw your phone at my window ?! o_o

Sunny : Hey babe, want to watch a scary movie tonight ?

Luna : Sure ! What about Paranormal Activity ?

Sunny : Scarier ?

Luna : Rebecca Black's music videos ?

Sunny : Not that scary D:

Heechul : Duuuude, I'm such a rebel.

Siwon : Why ? What happened ?

Heechul : I'm drinking Pepsi from a Coke glass.

Siwon …

Heechul : Jealous, ain't ya ?

Ryeowook : Philosophic thought of the day : monday is far from friday, but friday is close to monday.

Eunhyuk : Pizzas are rounds served in a square that you eat in triangles.

Ryeowook : … o_o

Ryeowook : I never thought that one day I'd think you're awesome.

Jessica : You know what  ???

Sungmin : A vacuum.

Sungmin : A leech.

Sungmin : A e.

Sungmin : You. Wait, that's the same.

Jessica : Why is everyone so mean to me ? T_T

Sungmin : I just don't like you.

Kyuhyun : Love, remember that sweatshirt I borrowed you a while ago ?

Donghae : Yeah... What about it ?

Kyuhyun : Just letting you know, the only reason you'll ever get that back is because it lose its scent.

Kyuhyun : I'll expect it back as soon as you have made it smell like you.

Donghae : That's fine with me. Because when it comes back, it smells like you ;)

Kyuhyun : Only you could have actually answer this. Love you ♥

Donghae : Love you too ♥

Taeyeon : You know, I was thinking about this today, but...

Tiffany : Yes ?

Taeyeon : If wood roaches live in woods, then how were cockroaches named ?

Tiffany : I don't know. Why ?

Taeyeon : Shouldn't have asked you -.-

Leeteuk : I haven't told you, but I love ing your dog ! :D

Eunhyuk : WHAT.

Leeteuk : Oh. My. God. I meant I ing love your dog ! She's so cute and fun to play with~

Eunhyuk : Don't you never touch Choco again, you ert.

Leeteuk : But... D:

In order to avoid any confusion,

this is how Eunhyuk and Donghae started dating.

Eunhyuk : Gosh, I had a great 17^th.

Heechul : Oh really ? I can't remember much after we went in the club.

Eunhyuk : Well, I sealed the deal with ing-hot-cage-dancer.

Heechul : Lies -.-

Eunhyuk : I woke up covered in glitter and bite marks, so I'm pretty sure it happened.

Heechul : ...That or you ed with the dude from Twilight.

Eunhyuk : No. ing-hot-cage-dancer I tell you.

Luna : Hey y. Wanna have tonight ?

Sunny : Tempting, but I can't :/ Family gathering.

Luna : C'mon, I have some really y lingerie underwear.

Sunny : What about your top ?

Luna : What top ?

Sunny : Be there in 15' ♥

Heechul : Hey, I just texted you

And this is a party

But I'm in bed next to you

So maybe ? :D

Ryeowook : My throat hurts, and I heard of a good way to make it pass. Wanna try ?

Heechul : … Who is the God who told you about that ? o_o

Ryeowook : Donghae.

Sungmin : Wanna read a joke ?

Siwon : Sure.

Sungmin : Three people having is a , and four people having is a foursome.

Siwon : I pretty much figured that out.

Sungmin : I know now why they call you handsome ;D

Siwon : Effing you, Sungmin. Effing you.