Donghae : Baby, do you love me ?

Kyuhyun : Of course I do. Why ?

Donghae : I kinda broke your Xbox…

Kyuhyun : OFF, . NOW.

 

Kyuhyun : I am a ninja.

Donghae : No, you’re not.

Kyuhyun : Did you see what I just did ?

Donghae : Did what ?

Kyuhyun : Exactly.

 

Jessica : I like you  Do you like me ?

Donghae : No.

Jessica : 

Donghae : You never asked if I loved you.

Jessica : Do you love me ? 

Donghae : No.

 

Yesung : I'm hungary.

Donghae : Maybe you should czech the fridge.

Yesung : I'm russian to the kitchen !

Donghae : Is there any turkey ?

Yesung : We have some, but it's covered with a layer of greece.

Donghae : Eew, there is norway you can eat that.

Yesung : That's why we’re best friends.

Donghae : Damn right.

 

Yesung : Donghae, I really want to ask Leeteuk out, but I’m pretty sure he’s still dating Sora... So he’s het. What can I do ?

Leeteuk : Ask him. They broke up, like, two weeks ago.

Yesung : That’s not what you said yesterday…

Leeteuk: I’m telling you he’ll say yes.

Yesung : How can you be so sure ?

Leeteuk : Check who you’re texting 

Yesung : …

Yesung : … Awkward...

Leeteuk : Want to go out with me ? 

Yesung : Yes.

 

Ryeowook : Hey, what are you doing ? 

Yesung : I’m ear-ing with my family -.-

Ryeowook : You’re WHAT ? o_o

Yesung : EATING ! I meant eating ! The auto-correction, you know.

Ryeowook : I’m curious why is « ear-ing » in your vocabulary, though…

Yesung : …You don’t want to know.

 

Kyuhyun : Hello, beauty-queen.

Luna : Wait a second, I’m fixing my .

Kyuhyun : So it was true ! I always knew you had one !

Luna : No, I’m fixing my  !

Luna :  !

Luna : My CLOCK ! Aaah, ing autocorrect !

Kyuhyun : Can I say something ?

Luna : What ?

Kyuhyun : LOL

 

Ryeowook : Have you ever seen that clown at the market that hide from gay people ?

Donghae : …Well tried, Ryeo, but I AM gay -.-

Ryeowook : … Right. I forgot.

 

 

Kyuhyun : Babe, you light up my world like no one else, and I don't know what I'd do without you.

Donghae : Buy a lightbulb ?

Kyuhyun : …

 

Kyuhyun : HEY ! I need to tell you something really important ! You have to promise never to tell anybody !

Donghae : Ugh ! I promise. Wtf is it ?

Kyuhyun : I'm y and I know it~

Donghae : ...You woke me up at 3:am to tell me this ?

Kyuhyun : Yes, I did.

Donghae : SCREW YOU.

 

Leeteuk : So, I heard you like bad boys.

Yesung : Yeah...

Leeteuk : Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I was on a site, and had to read and accept the conditions to be registered... But I accepted without even reading it ! WHAT NOW !!

Yesung : IS THAT EVEN LEGAL ?

Leeteuk : Idk, I just like living dangerously.

Yesung : Marry me.

 

Donghae : I love you most.

Kyuhyun : No, I love you most, and here's a little poem to prove it...

Charmanders are red. Squirtles are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Your smile is stronger than a Hyperbeam. Like Jesse and James, we'd make the perfect team. I'll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash, and I'll love you more than a Level 80 Rapidash. You're more legendary than a Zapados, Entei or Mew. But out of all 450, I choose you.

Donghae : … Which day for the wedding ?

 

Ryeowook : Guess what ! I was drinking this soda, ans it's exploded in my face ! Lol

Kyuhyun : Wtf ? Check that...

Ryeowook : Oh dammit ! I meant fizz ! Fizz ! Screw this auto-cucumber.

Ryeowook : I meant auto-cucumber.

Ryeowook : Auto-cucumber

Ryeowook : God donut !

Kyuhyun : LOL

 

Donghae : YESUNG !

Yesung : Yeaaah ?

Donghae : You know what would be awesome to do on boring days ?

Yesung : What, what ? Tell meee !

Donghae : Ok, so we should go to Ikea and then we hide in those closet thingies, and when someone walks by... We walk out and shout « I'M BACK FROM NARNIA ! »

Yesung : This is why we're best friends.

 

Eunhyuk : My face is all swollen now 

Sungmin : Hahahahaha

Eunhyuk : Not funny ! It hurts to talk, and when I smile I look like a chipmunk. People are staring 

Sungmin : AND WHEN YOU SMILEEEEE, THE WORLD STOPS, AND STARES FOR AWHILEEE

Eunhyuk : …

Sungmin : Sorry.

 

Eunhyuk : Dude ?

Kyuhyun : YOU SON OF A IM PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS 1 PIG LEFT THEN YOUR ING TEXT POPPED UP THAT GOT MY BIRD FLYING TO DIRECTIONS. YOU.

Eunhyuk : Sorry, man 

Kyuhyun : YOU ING DID THAT AGAIN. IM GOING TO ING KILL YOU.

 

Donghae : Do u want to bang tonight, say at 6 ?

Kyuhyun : What ?!

Donghae : HANG!! I MEANT HANG !!! Damn u auto-correct.

Kyuhyun : So no banging ? Just hanging ?

Donghae : Oh we can bang and hang... We can hang while we bang for all I care.

Kyuhyun : Be there at 6, then.

 

Sungmin : , you're so ty you've had more fingers in you than a bowling ball !

Jessica : WHAT ?

Sungmin : Sorry, my cat walked across my phone.

Jessica : Oh, okay then 

Sungmin : Can I tell you a secret ?

Jessica : Of course ! What is it ? 

Sungmin : I don’t have a cat.

 

Leeteuk : Omg ! Guess what ?

Yesung : What ?

Leeteuk : IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY !

Yesung : Teukkie, it's 2 in the morning.

Leeteuk : C'mon, you know you wanna sing it.

Yesung : Get the hell to bed (… gotta get down on friday...)

 

Heechul : Hello, babe. Yesterday was quite amazing ;)

Kyuhyun : What are u talkin about ?

Heechul : Don't play dumb, Ara, you know you liked it ;)

Kyuhyun : Ara ? LIKE ARA MY SISTER ?

Heechul : … Oops.

Kyuhyun : KIM ING HEECHUL, YOU ARE SO GROUNDED.

 

Eunhyuk : NANANANANANANANANANANANANANA MILK !

Eunhyuk : *Batman lol fail

Donghae : HAHAHA i'm dying

Eunhyuk : Don't worry, milk will save you.

 

Sungmin : Hey.

Sungmin : Wake up !

Sungmin : Get your up you damn bastard !

Sungmin : … ONE OF YOUR KITTIES GOT RAN OVER !

Heechul :  ! Where ?

Sungmin : I knew you were up -.-

 

Eunhyuk : Dude...

Donghae : What ?

Eunhyuk : I'm sorry bro...

Donghae : Wtf did you do,  ?

Eunhyuk : I drowned your fish.

 

Heechul : Ah, guess what ?!

Yesung : AN ALIEN CAME DOWN AND ABDUCTED A FAMILY OF DUCKS AND DID SOME VOODOO ON THEM AND BEAMED THEM BACK DOWN AS YELLOW ELEPHANT FAIRIES IN PINK TUTUS ?

Heechul : I am worried about your health.

Yesung : … So, is that a no ?

Heechul : Unfortunately...

Yesung : Well, your news just got significantly less exciting.

 

Yesung : DUUUDE ! Did you see that pic of Sungmin of fb ? Lololol

Donghae : YES ! Lshmsfoaidmt !!!

Yesung : Wtf does that mean ? o_o

Donghae : Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco.

Yesung : Wow. That's why we are best friends 

Donghae : YES 

 

Heechul : Hey ! Do you think you can come over today ?

Donghae : No, sorry. I'm going to bang with Kyuhyun, you can join if you want, though 

Heechul : You, me, and Kyuhyun ? That'd be an awesome ;)

Donghae : I meant *HANG Lolol 

Donghae : Wait, WHAT ? o_o

Heechul : Oh, look at the time ! I gotta go !

 

Luna : Wassup, hot mess ?

Kyuhyun : My ex just sent me a picture of her and her new boyfriend having .

Luna : What did you do ?

Kyuhyun : Sent it to her dad.

Luna : This is why we are friends.

 

Jessica : You're a ...

Luna : I'm not the who fell from the top of the tree and banged every dude on the way down ^.^

Jessica : you

Luna : Trust me, I'd like to.

 

Heechul : Hey ! Let 's do something tonight ;)

Sungmin : Sure... What do you have in mind ? 

Heechul : Well... It involves you going down ;D

Sungmin : So... Are we playing battleship ?

Heechul : HELL YEAH !! :D

 

Ryeowook : Hey, sorry, who is this ? Someone changed all my contacts.

Batman : Who does it say I am ?

Ryeowook : Batman. So who are you ?

Batman : DANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN !

Ryeowook : This is Eunhyuk, isn't it.

Batman : -_-  !

 

Yesung : You know what I want ?

Leeteuk : No, what ?

Yesung : You.

Leeteuk : Aaaw. You know what I want ? 

Yesung : What ?

Leeteuk : Some ice cream.

 

Sungmin : Roses are red...

Sungmin : Violets are blue...

Sungmin : Stay away from my boyfriend before I kill you.

Luna : … I'm lesbian.

Sungmin : Touché.

 

Leeteuk : What did one ocean say to the other ?

Kyuhyun : I don't know.

Leeteuk : Nothing, they just waved.

Leeteuk : Do you sea what I did there ?

Kyuhyun : NO ! STOP. YOU ARE ANNOYING.

Leeteuk : I am shore you sea what I do. Water you saying ? Shell I stop ? Don't be such a beach. I won't sand messages anymore, or at least ones so Pacific. Whale, bye.

 

Kyuhyun : Omg... I have to tell you something that means a lot to me.

Luna : What is it, bb ?

Kyuhyun : You PROMISE you won't EVER say it to ANYBODY ? This is like my deepest secret, and I'm only telling you 'cause I trust you.

Luna : Thank you, sweetie ! Promise I won't ever tell.

Kyuhyun : … I'm a ninja.

Kyuhyun : Luna ?

 

Mom : Remember, daughter, « you are what you eat ».

Luna : So... Hmm... I'm a .

Mom : I'll just pretend I didn't read that.

 

Kyuhyun : Hey my Love, it's been 3 years since we're together ! That's really long ! What should we do ? ;)

Donghae : Something really fun ;)

Kyuhyun : That involves us under the sheets... ;)

Donghae : WITH GLOWSTICK !

Kyuhyun : TRADING POKEMON TOYS !!

Donghae : I ing love you.

Kyuhyun : So do I.

 

Tiffany : Why did you sent that picture to my father ?

Kyuhyun : To let him know that you're a .

Tiffany : But he soooo grounded me ! I can't go out at all ! Why would you do that ?

Kyuhyun : Because you ARE a . Bye , I have a boyfriend to bang :D

 

Siwon : Hey, wanna go out ?

Luna : I'm lesbian.

Siwon : I used to play with the Titans, but now I'm with the Devils.

Luna : So what ?

Siwon : I'm just reminding you that you can change teams.

 

Leeteuk : Dad, I'm gay.

Dad : And I had with your mother.

Leeteuk : … What ?

Dad : Oh, sorry, I thought we were saying things that were incredibly obvious.

 

Donghae : Heyah, smexy, wanna put you Basilisk into my Chamber of Secrets ?

Yesung : You know Platform 9 and ¾ ? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

Donghae : I can be your house elf, I'll do anything you want, and I don't need clothes.

Yesung : Did you say « Wingardium Leviosa » ? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

Donghae : No wonder we're best friends.

 

Ryeowook : Hey, who is this ? Sungmin took my phone and changed all the contact names.

Voldemort : Really ? What did he change mine to ?

Ryeowook : Voldemort. So, who are you ?

Voldemort : I am Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Therefore, I cannot tell you my true identity.

Ryeowook : You're nerdier than usual, Teukkie.

Voldemort : Hell yeah :D

 

Siwon : Kid, this is God. Why aren't you in the church ?

Sungmin : Why should I be ? I'm in class.

Siwon : You are texting while in class ? You'll be punished.

Sungmin : You are texting while in the church. PAY ATTENTION.

Siwon : Touché.

 

Heechul : If you came over here and presented yourself to me, I would full out have with you.

Donghae : Um... What ?

Heechul : I meant « Hey »

Heechul : Auto-correct, ya know ?

 

Ryeowook : Who are you ? Someone changed the names on my phone :/

Chosen One : What did they change it to ?

Ryeowook : Chosen One.

Ryeowook : Doesn't matter, who are you ?

Chosen One : I am the Chosen One.

Ryeowook : This is getting on my nerves. I'm going to kill Sungmin.

Chosen One : Love is the only thing that can save one's heart.

Ryeowook : .

 

Eunhyuk : Hey, wassup ? :D

Luna: Just had some good old fishdicks for dinner :D

Eunhyuk : Uhh...

Luna : OMFG FISHDICKS !

Luna : FISH  !

Luna : WE HAD SOME MOTHERING FISH STICKS !!

Eunhyuk : You never fail to make my days :')

 

Yesung : What has two legs and holds a huge monster ? My trousers.

Leeteuk : What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk ? My zipper.

Yesung : Touché... Wanna bang ?

Leeteuk : Hahaha, gotta hate auto-correct. You meant hang ?

Yesung : No, I meant bang.

Leeteuk : YES!

 

Yesung : OMG OMG OMG YOU-KNOW-WHO ASKED ME OUT !!! :D

Donghae : You said no, right ?

Yesung : Why would I say no ? o_o

Donghae : Lord Voldemort is the ugliest guy I've ever seen in my life.

Yesung : … Why do all our conversatins include a Harry Potter reference ?

Donghae : Oh, c'mon. You set yourself up for that one.

 

Ryeowook : Hey, who is this ? Sungmin changed all the names on my phone.

Red Neck : What's mine ?

Ryeowook : Red Neck.

Red Neck : I only slept on a gas station once ! ONCE !

Ryeowook : Oh, hey Luna.

 

Taeyeon : I put some skittles in my . Wanna taste the rainbow ?

Luna : My house. Now.

 

Heechul : YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME

Kyuhyun : I KNOW YOU CARE

Heechul : JUST SHOUT WHENEVER

Kyuhyun : AND I'LL BE THERE

Heechul : Dude. Don't ever speak of this.

Kyuhyun : Agreed.

 

Sungmin : The kitchen is where woman belong.

Taeyeon : Do you know why woman live longer than men ?

Sungmin : No, why ?

Taeyeon : Because the kitchen is where the knives are...

Sungmin : .

Taeyeon : Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

Dad : Kyuhyun, I'm coming up to your room now, so if there's anything you need to hide...

Kyuhyun : DAD ! NO ! DON'T COME UP I'M HAVING  !

Dad : Well, I'm proud son, finally found a girl ! Tel her to hide in the closet and I'll be out quick ;)

Kyuhyun : Fine, I'll tell DONGHAE to wrap it up...

Dad : Donghae ?! As in Donghae your friend ?!

Kyuhyun : … Don't expect grand children, dad.

 

Tiffany : Jess... I have a question... I really like this guy but I don't think he even knows I exist... What am I supposed to do ?

Eunhyuk : Who's the guy ?

Tiffany : Eunhyuk  he's so cute and funny and muscular...

Eunhyuk : Oh, he notices you.

Tiffany : How do you know ? Did he tell you or something ?

Eunhyuk : No ! You're texting him ! And I notice you because you NEVER SHUT UP !

 

Luna : Dad, can I borrow your condoms ? I really need it for tonight because I'm taking this amazing girl on a date...

Luna : condoms*

Luna : ... condoms* ugh, ing auto-correct

Luna : Damnit !! CAR* phone !

Dad : Still need the condoms ?

Luna : DAD !!!

 

Kyuhyun : Hey.

Yesung : Hi

Kyuhyun : I was you falling in PE today :D

Yesung : Wrong. I was attacking the floor.

Kyuhyun : Backwards ?

Yesung : Don't be jealous that I'm a better ninja than you.

 

Ryeowook : Hey, this might be awkward, but Sungmin changed all the names in my phone. So, who're you ?

Fake : What's my name.

Ryeowook : Fake.

Fake :  !! FOR THE LAST TIME, MY S ARE NATURAL !

Ryeowook : Oh, hey Tiffany.

 

Donghae : DUDE ! I just polished the floors ! Do you know what it means ?

Yesung : No... What ?

Donghae : THE ENTIRE FLOOR IS A SLIP AND SLIDE ! 8D

Yesung : BE THERE IN 5 8D

 

Heechul : Hey, 'ssup ?

Kyuhyun : Nmjcimbwkuwtk.

Heechul : Hmm... Nothing much just chilling in my basement watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians ?

Kyuhyun : … Psychic...

Heechul : I know. Now you're telling your mom about it.

Kyuhyun : Now you're a stalker...

 

Yesung : I want to be in your right now 

Leeteuk : What... ?

Yesung : Oops ! Auto-correct, I meant in your  !

Yesung : *ARMS !

Leeteuk : You want to be in my , huh ? ;)

Yesung : ...Well. Maybe.

 

Taeyeon : Hey baby, wanna bang tonight ?

Taeyeon : *hang

Luna : I'll bang ^.^

Taeyeon : I'll bring the chantilly and handcuffs.

Luna : Window's open.

 

Donghae : Hey, gotta take a shower. Do you wind watching ?

Kyuhyun : No, I don't mind watching 

Donghae : OMG I meant *waiting !

Kyuhyun : Can I still watch ?

Donghae : You can even join me.

Kyuhyun : Be there in 5.

 

Siwon : Hey Hyuk, wanna read a poem ?

Eunhyuk : Sure.

Siwon : Roses are red, violets are blue.

Eunhyuk : No joke -.-

Siwon : God made me beautiful. What the hell happened to you ?

Eunhyuk : Lucifer made me lustfully y, I'm a freaking dancing machine, and my body may be scrawny, but at least I don't need to do all of your gym to have muscles. How 'bout that ?

Siwon : Screw God.

 

Leeteuk : Level 98 night elf *thumb up*

Ryeowook : Wow. Gamer.

Leeteuk : Yeah, I just got hard.

Ryeowook : … Wut ?

Leeteuk : *go ! I meant go ! I go hard when it comes to gaming -.-

Ryeowook : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

 

 

Weeeell, I'll probably update when I'll got another 9 Word pages of these. Until then~