ALL JONGKEY SHIPPERS SHALL DIE TONIGHT

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LOOK AT THE MAIN IMAGE.

LOOK.

GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT TODAY.

 JONGKEY KISSING. THEY REALLY DID KISS. THEY STOPPED MOMENTARILY AND ALL AND WFHOVJKVIHGUFDJKHRUFHDEFDISJ ALL TO MIND-BLOWING TO DESCRIBE. IT WAS SO FAST. I CANNOT. I NEED TO MAKE A SLOW-MO VERSION AND WATCH IT ALL DAY.

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MY EMOTIONS ARE FUKED UP AT THE MOMENT

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THERE IS NOT WAY ON EARTH YOU CAN READ THIS COMPLETELY CALM. IF YOU'RE NOT SPAZZING, SPAZZ RIGHT NOW.

DONE?

GOOD.

DID YOU SEE IT???????????!!!!!

HOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIZ

"IT" AS IN HERE  OR HERE (from tudou) OR HERE (from youtube) WHICHEVER FORMAT WORKS BETTER FOR YOUR COMPUTER

IT'S THEEEEEE VIDEO. OTL. EVERY STAND BY ME PERFORMANCE THE 5 OF THEM GATHER TOGETHER, AND WHILE GATHERING TOGETHER, KEY ADVANCES ON JONG, WHO ACCEPTS HIS ADVANCE AND THE OTHER MEMBERS DONT GIVE A CRAP LIKE IT'S NORMAL.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH SPAZZING HAS BEEN GOING DOWN.

THEY KISSED. I FEEL LIKE I OVER-SPAZZED ABOUT SOMETHING SO SMALL YESTERDAY COMPARED TO THIS CRAZY HUGE JONGKEY MOMENT AH OMGG. 3RD MAY. MARK IT IN YOUR CALENDARS IF YOU CANZ. ASDKSDGKZCDGKFIX

But, not that im not satisfied, i'm also hoping for a better kiss in future. I can't live with the fact this is "the jongkey kiss" and it's not even fudging visible ;_; 

BUT WHATEVER. THE KISS IS STILL BEAUTIFUL SO LET'S REVIEW IT:

AT FIRST, JONG WAS ALREADY LOOKIN' AT KEY, THEN KEY WENT OVER TO HIM WHILE JONG SANG THE "SARANGIIII~" PART

KEY JUST PUT THE TOWEL OVER THE TWO OF THEM LIKE AN UMBRELLA, THEN JONGHYUN PULLING HIM IN CLOSER MADE THE TOWEL DRAPE OVER THEM CLOSER.

KISSING DISTANCE.

Jonghyun still sang the "whooaa-oh" part tho, but after that the two of them didnt sing the "together making love" part BECAUSE THEY WERE MAKING LOVE NO SERIOUSLY THO THEY STOPPED SINGING FOR A WHILE AND THERE WAS KISSING NOISE. PEOPLE SAY THEY WERE PRETENDING.

WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE OF THAT? im praying for a fancam from another angle tho thats highly unlikely because it's been 2 days /sigh but omg you know what?? fancams cant do anything. they were hiding behind a towel. whether they kissed or not is an eternal mystery.

but it's so real... the only reason why i said there are doubts is because other people doubt it, not me, no siree. its totally legit to me. I think Key wanted to pretend, then Jonghyun pulled him in closer and they kissed for realz, thats why jonghyun was blushing and key was shocked and onew was laughing suddenly aaaaahaaaahaaaa

ANYWAY SO THE TOWEL WENT ALL THE WAY DOWN ON JONGHYUN'S HEAD, COVERING THEM TOTALLY, EVEN FROM ON2MIN, I THINK. THIS WAY KEY WAS TOUCHING JONG'S HEAD AND THEY FROZE FOR LIKE A SECOND. AND KEY STAGGERED ABIT WAKAKA (SUGGESTING, OF COURSE, IT WAS A DEEP KISS)

then key walked off. and jong followed, and he looked REALLY BREATHLESS. and he looked like "frick yeah i just kissed key, es" ofsdojlkisfdlgg his facial expressions are just pure amazing. his face caused onew to laugh too AND KEY CARRIED ON SINGING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. THEN KEY GESTURED IN JONG'S DIRECTION AND JONG SMILED AND LAUGHED WAKAKA 

then they carried on singing, but after that awww key was hyper as hell, jumping around happily waakakakakkaka

AND THE FACT THAT KEY KISSED JONGHYUN. not the other way round. he's contiributing OMG OMG OMG FDASHCGODISCGDSIUC I CANT EVEN EXPRESS HOW I FEEL EXCEPT

YEA SO ANYWAY LET'S DWELL MORE ON THIS

i love the way jonghyun held key. like he was bringing him in and holding him there so that key wouldnt move away ;______; so happy oh gaaawd...

and I love how key was so school-girly after that wakakkakakka and how onew basically supports them. ONEW IS A SHIPPER OMG I KNEW IT. and minho and taemin exchanged glances fijzcxlkfisdlkgf sorry 2min-ness present also, can this get any better???

jonghyun just looked so satisfied waaaaa... and the members are cool with it!!! I LOVE SHINEE FOREVER AND EVER WAHAAA~ <3

ANYWAY. its getting late now, so i'll end here c: i hope this has been an enjoyable chapter ~^^

see you at the next moment, guys.

and of course, as le always:

    

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^old but gold C: k bye now :D

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turtlesquad3 #1
Chapter 36: And now it's been two more years :P
Jongkey-Forever
#2
Chapter 2: I want to see Key hugging jong at the hotel of London.


Plz.


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SORAKHHIKARI #3
Chapter 36: Hey do you think that one of the songs made in everybody era called Symptoms is talking about Key?? ALSO JONGKEY FOREVAHHH and 2min 2 lol Xp
HildaZ
#4
hue hue hue hue jongkey is real
roseey
#5
captain obvious..........that cracked me up .........keke
Mrs_Jin-ki
#6
Chapter 2: XD jongkey forever~~~~
Mrs_Jin-ki
#7
Chapter 2: omo thank you for writting this
LocketyLover_Bunny
#8
Chapter 36:
Miss jongkey but this made me a bit happier :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu-Aly3alhM&;feature=youtube_gdata_player
ITTAKESSOLONGTOREGIS #9
Chapter 36: @KissYo mE TOO :(
@Shinee-locket95 is that a doctor who reference???? if yes then omg awesome hahahhaha but anw AWWW i miss updating haha. life's good, you? i'm really blessed at the moment :)
@MinozBaby09 awww i love you for reading it *hugs you back but gently pushes you away*
@thehiddenme14 EXACTLY hahahaha
@justOnew haha nope no pic or video just that he has a mark on his neck and we all assume its jonghyun, just fangirl assumptions :')
@EmpressOfTheUniverse never ever
@Lemonlimesprite sorry what are you referring to dear? :( <3
@b1acksharpi3mark3r hahawhwahwhhwhweheh AWEsome
@amyluong yes yes, exactly
KissYo #10
Chapter 35: I MISS JONGKEY.