Oh, hi guys. Lovely evening, isn't it? Nothing special going on recently right? Except, oh yeah, one small thing...

i went onto my computer and saw something. Le my reaction:

THEY KISSED.

THEY KISSED...(?)

HOLY BABY UNICORNS THEY ...

Actually people say they pretended to, BUT IT WAS BEHIND A TOWEL. How can we even see if it was touching? I saw the photo, le here:

we cant know whether they pretended or not because this photo is fricken taken from the back (dont get me wrong tho im eternally grateful to the photographer), so we dont know for sure even if it were really kissing or not. which most probably IT IS BECAUSE all fan accounts say they did wakaka i love you JShawols

But anyway for now AT LEAST THEY WERE LIKE AN INCH AWAY FROM EACH OTHER'S FACES UNDER THERE. AND LIKE, look at Jong's arm. Grabbing Key to.. i dont know, deepen the kiss or something wakakaka (imagine if it was a hot make out session oh god, I- I can't).

Give me a few seconds, peeplez, I'm hyperventilating. (um lol jk but yea spazzing quite a bit)

YOU GUYS TODAY IS LIKE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE NOW.

JONGKEY IS BACK. IM SURE OF IT NOW.

I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENED EARLY-SHERLOCK ERA.

CANT WE ENJOY THE PRESENT JONGKEY THAT IS FILLED WITH BUTTERFLIES AND UNICORNS AND LOVE? Yes we can.

I like to answer my own questions, isnt that right? Yes. /quoting ryan higa c:

Anyhow, I've been wanting to post for a while, but it's coz I failed a maths test so I couldn't use my computer or phone for a while; but then I got a reaaaally good score for physics so YAY COMPUTER IS BACK WHICH MEANS

IM BACK and coincidentally so is

JONGKEY.

So many things happened!!!! Im sure you gaize know hdsnjfjudixjx if not I am honored to update you as le follows:

AT A CAFE OR SOMETHING where jonghyun played his guitar, there was this one fan that asked jjong to sign on Key's photo. (TO THAT FAN, YOU ARE A GENIUS, GOOD HUMAN) Jonghyun signed it this way:

WAKAKAKAKAKKAAKAAAA

seriously, Jonghyun, letting the whole world basically see what turns you on, and that is Key XDD

He said SO Y. HE SO WANTS KEY.

I bet he learnt the spelling for "y" just for Key LOOOOL this dork is so happy, did you guys see fancams at the airport and shiz? Smiling the whole damn time! Especially good mood! Gee, I wonder why! ze answer is kim kibum:3

And what else happened to show he tried to hit Key's in the I AM showcase

D'AWWWW look at his face after he fails a second time! He's like "okay :C" just frecken shiet key didnt turn around D: because he plays hard-to-get that way; but its fine because he's beginning to reciprocate :D

Like the kiss (i'll just call it the kiss since most probably it happened. but not spazzing, he apparently smiled afterwards like a schoolgirl ahhh... dont hide it, Key:3

YEAH. I was ecstatic they were even standing next to each other during I AM. They stood next to each other actually because SooYoung was too tall and Jonghyun was covered by her so he had to switch places with Minho, hahaha his face had "EGO DAMAGED" written all over it XD.

but yeah, i love when they stand next to each other:

And they've been exchanging glances more and more, not just Jonghyun pedoing Key while Key blatantly ignores him. Um actually that still continues XD but now there's more of the former so YAY! loving them looking at each other like here c':

Like in this here video, where Taemin and Key are mostly talking but Jonghyun talks to them too and basically stares at Key but Key looks back wakaka yep so basically im just agddsjznjzs-ing.

ALSO! Jonghyun random-danced in Japan while walking to Key, who in turn random danced with him

LOL and jong popped his hip WAHAHA talk about super gay y XD

They were also together in another I AM thing (not really together, but they were the only two from shinee in that one video), and they took a photo with Hyoyeon and SooYoung who were also there. lolz Jonghyun wuz posing like "yep. That's as tall as I'm going to get"  (its okay, jjong! you still top anyway!)

and Hyoyeon was leaning on Key... But I guess it's okay, Key himself says girls treat him as a friend, probably coz he's really girly. So you see, if close girl friends treat him like friends then close guy friends would treat him as a girlfriend, no? Teeeeheee ignore me~

AND! Jonghyun and Minho went to see Catch Me If You Can, finally!! LOOOL Imagine Jonghyun during the bed scene

Pure agony.

There was a fan account that Minho was like "woo~" like a normal guy teasing his friend at a bed scene but Jonghyun apparently kept very silent lol he was probably fighting the urge to run onstage and kick Sunny off the stage or something. (SORRY SONES!!! I got into a fight into a sone once.. it didnt end well)

After all, he could be her understudy. He's rehearsed her lines with Key before, am i right:333

But look at Jonghyun here!

Minho's like "mmhm yep musical time" jong has that "woah" face on that he likes to make XD So adorable watching his equally cute Kibum onstage in a pilot's uniform. Imagine the thoughts going through his head, vavavoo~

OKAY OKAY THIS JUST IN: FAN ACCOUNT: Key saying in Nagoya slang, "Jonghyun, I love you the most" and Jonghyun replying him with " <3 "

LOL DONT GET THAT LAST PART ABOUT THE <3 BUT ANYWAY

CDSGHJGFYUDSHJFUYDEHJH i was about to click "update chap" when i saw it and i HAAAAD to re-update wakakakakkaka he loves him the most. MOST. MOOOOST. more than minho:3

Aaaand on that amazing note,that's all for today, peeplez~^^ Hope you enjoyed ze momentz C:

SO! stay tuned to more moments weehee bet there's a whole lot of 'em comin' up X)) so see you then!

Oh yes, before I go, I'm not like super controlling over what goes on on Explanations (ahh lets call it this), but can I just state a few things?

1. If you want to spazz about something but I haven't posted, you can tweet me. If you want it, I'll message you my Twitter name, and I'll follow you back~^^ So to meshlurvkey, sorry for deleting your comment once again D: (now she knows my real name, coz she knows my Twitter:3)

2. MY NAME IS NOT REGIS, IF YOU WERE WONDERING. Nothing even related, man. hahahhaah the people who messaged me "are you regis?" are the funniest souls I have ever met XD

3. This next request is awkward, but if you guys go to those fics that i recommend you, like this and this, you can comment there "Explanations sent me!" BUT only if you like it, and if I introduced you to it. If you knew it before that, obviousleh you dont have to c:

OTL sorry but it sounds cool! Like this is an exclusive club where elite shippers hang out wakakka jk. but really, if you remember, you can comment that =D I'd love you more than I already do, which is a loooot.

KAY THATS ALL! Thanks for reading the super boring segment above, and if you didnt, thats cool too!

I'll shower you with amazing pictures!

The picture above seems Jongho-ish D: but Key's hands... C:

One moment I love from the past: Key having a polaroid of him and Jonghyun in his bag way back in 2008+ C:

Till the next moment, shippers<3