why the ssk incident wasn't real.

Explanations

KAY.

So here's the evidence.

        The pics are all used with clear photography camera. Like recently a few days before Sherlock they published an article "shinee spotted out and about!" that was fake. It just looks unnatural, both photoshoots. After this announcement, jongkey moments started appearing like crazy!! I was so happy, actually. Then pocky kiss, the picture of them holding hands at a park (that was taken from afar,from behind, and night vision on.) and everything.

            Then I rmb the announcement. It was nonexistent, except for the while key was sad and wouldn't look at jonghyun, and that jonghyun cried when the fans said they would protect him from criticism. Jonghyun is an emotional bastard, so duh he would cry. Which part of "protection from criticism" says ssk?? Stupid articles.

          Look, my friend's uncle works at SM, which is really super cool btw, and he says that the relationship was fake because something came up with snsd, so they made an even bigger (but fake) scandal to cover it up. It was hello promotion, and shinee's managers cleared their schedules suddenly the day the photographs were taken.

          Seriously, if it were real, wouldnt there be more photos of them out together than that ONE TIME? Oh, they're dating? Posing for a really awkward looking walk in the park is NOT DATING. Gosh. And when they broke up? Haha, that was during the replay Japanese version. They showed the behind the scenes of the mv and cover shoot for it. JONGHYUN WAS SO HAPPY. Quote: I feel so happy. It's like im not even working. SMILE SMILE. He must be happy he had stopped a lie lol kay anyway.

                Seriously, if they were real, wouldnt there be rumors about them BEFORE that announcement day? And the leeteuk saying "is it just one person you like?" on that radio show? it's not like he's hinting any relationship!! He even said PERSON. GENDER UNSPECIFIED. It could be key! it probably is KEY!

         Leeteuk does this , kay (love him tho) It's not like that happened only once in the whole industry of kpop. No. Dude. Seriously. And it was announced the day after the photos! Imagine if it were real. WOULD THEY SAY IT SO FAST? Imagine the managers. "oh your dating someone?" *calls lee sooman to tell him*

no. Dude. If it was real, they would have kept it a secret!

All in all, it was fake. Sorry for the rant. But yea. Im like this. My friend's uncle knows ok!! He's Korean working for sm alright! He knows!

Kay now for part two. The happy jongkey I love<3 SO MUCH EVIDENCE. Hahahahah~^^

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turtlesquad3 #1
Chapter 36: And now it's been two more years :P
Jongkey-Forever
#2
Chapter 2: I want to see Key hugging jong at the hotel of London.


Plz.


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SORAKHHIKARI #3
Chapter 36: Hey do you think that one of the songs made in everybody era called Symptoms is talking about Key?? ALSO JONGKEY FOREVAHHH and 2min 2 lol Xp
HildaZ
#4
hue hue hue hue jongkey is real
roseey
#5
captain obvious..........that cracked me up .........keke
Mrs_Jin-ki
#6
Chapter 2: XD jongkey forever~~~~
Mrs_Jin-ki
#7
Chapter 2: omo thank you for writting this
LocketyLover_Bunny
#8
Chapter 36:
Miss jongkey but this made me a bit happier :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu-Aly3alhM&;feature=youtube_gdata_player
ITTAKESSOLONGTOREGIS #9
Chapter 36: @KissYo mE TOO :(
@Shinee-locket95 is that a doctor who reference???? if yes then omg awesome hahahhaha but anw AWWW i miss updating haha. life's good, you? i'm really blessed at the moment :)
@MinozBaby09 awww i love you for reading it *hugs you back but gently pushes you away*
@thehiddenme14 EXACTLY hahahaha
@justOnew haha nope no pic or video just that he has a mark on his neck and we all assume its jonghyun, just fangirl assumptions :')
@EmpressOfTheUniverse never ever
@Lemonlimesprite sorry what are you referring to dear? :( <3
@b1acksharpi3mark3r hahawhwahwhhwhweheh AWEsome
@amyluong yes yes, exactly
KissYo #10
Chapter 35: I MISS JONGKEY.