“Heeey~ Taengoo~~ Where are yoou? I wanna make out with you, come here~!

Guess what?? I made new fffriends from school, we’re at a welcome party why didn’t you come?? Oh yeah we have different schoolszz hahahaha silly me….

I didn’t have any drinks though cuz… I’m a good girl~ hihihi okay that’s a lie, I have many many many many drinks~ I’ve been veeeery bad~ and it’s ur fault cuz ur not here! Yeah yeah yeah it’s all on you, you weren’t here to stop me! And now, look watchu did, I’m drunk! hihihahaha I’m kidding, I love you, I’m not mad at you, sometimes I hate you, but not now. Now I don’t hate you, now I loooove you hahaha Oh my what am I even saying……

OH! HONEY!!! oh my god HONEY! Do you know what we should do? I have the best idea, do you know what we should do? We should go drink slushies!! Oh my goodness that’s the best idea anyone has ever had, I’m so smart we should go drink slushies! Come here and let’s go drink slushies~

Where are you? Come pick me up~ Bring slushies, also I love you, ur the best, I love you I miss youuu~ unless you don’t bring slushies in which case……just bring slushies. Do you know what I mean? I mean that’s such a good idea, bring slushies. Do you know where I am? I don’t know where I am, but you can figure it out cuzzz ur the smartest person in the world, no, second cuz I’m the smartest cuz slushies. So bring slushies ok?

Ok, I love yo—what? No, not boyfriend psshh hahahaha I’m talking to my taeyeon!! She’s the sweetest girlfriend and I love her and she’s gonna bring slushies and she’s gonna be the best actress…theater…whateverrr in the world but she’s gonna be the best!! So watch out for her, you hear me, watch out for her! ….oh! Honey! You’re still there, I love you~ see you in a minute~ bring slushies I love you bye~!”

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An hour later….

“Oh hey taengoo~~ …?? …why didju bring slushies…?”