daddies

 

tue 30 april — 17:56

 

dad: coach just told me practice is cancelled tomorrow

 

10:  please expand

 

dad: the lil’ es

 

dad: their singy song fun time got moved to tomorrow so coach can’t coach us

 

baby: wtf

 

baby: so he’s blowing us off for those gays

 

nini: don’t tell me their little groupie is taking our precious time

 

baby: that head will pay who does he think he is

 

baby: he can eat my

 

baby: wait no

 

baby: my is too precious

 

10: ain’t your already reserved for m*na

 

nini: ain’t YOUR reserved for j**yo

 

nini: wait she dumped your

 

dad: let’s not say j*hyo in front of chanyeol

 

10: THAT LEFT ME BECAUSE SHE’S FRIENDS WITH THE MIDGET CLAN

 

10: too bad she’s a cute

 

10: otherwise i woulda yeeted her bestie in the trash

 

10: we don’t yeet women in this household

 

baby: ANYWAY

 

baby: i haven’t seen the new kid yet

 

nini: we need to bully him though like what would high school be if we weren’t dickheads

 

dad: why don’t we find his socials

 

nini: how

 

nini: we don’t even know his name

 

10: look on jongays friends list

 

10: satansoo doesn’t have social media he’s a ing granddad

 

baby: is this him??

 

 

10: i think so?

 

10: he looked uglier in real life

 

dad: he’s not as bad as the other i’ll give him that

 

dad: he had potential but chose the midgets

 

dad: disappointed but not surprised

 

 

 

 

170cm

 

thu 2 may — 15:09

 

byunnie: lads are you free now i wanna talk to our vocal coach about our lesson yesterday

 

byunnie: i was wondering if you wanted to join y’know

 

byunnie: plus he’s fit

 

miss korea: did you just out yourself?

 

byunnie: just call me boochie lover

 

miss korea changed byunnie to boochie lover.

 

boochie lover: aren’t you pretty homo yourself

 

miss korea: how did you work that out

 

penguin owl hybrid: you talk about wanting to down our chemistry teacher and call yourself ‘miss’

 

penguin owl hybrid: not to stereotype but

 

shoo(min): just call him jonggay

 

boochie lover changed miss korea to jonggay.

 

sheep: haha loser

 

jonggay changed sheep to dusty grandpa.

 

boochie lover: as i was saying

 

boochie lover: y’allsies coming or what

 

penguin owl hybrid: homework soz

 

jonggay: did you just say soz wtf

 

jonggay: i’m too busy cleaning my mother

 

jonggay: with my mother***

 

shoo(min): i would but

 

penguin owl hybrid: but

 

shoo(min): i have a variety of extracurricular activities

 

penguin owl hybrid: he has a variety of extracurricular activities

 

shoo(min): off

 

boochie lover: off

 

shoo(min): go eat a poop flavoured booty u er

 

shoo(min) changed boochie lover to er.

 

penguin owl hybrid: wow you’re already part of our messed up family

 

penguin owl hybrid: the messed up being minseok

 

shoo(min) changed penguin owl hybrid to dumb.

 

dumb changed shoo(min) to dumber.

 

dumber changed dumb to dumberer.

 

jonggay: dumberer

 

dumber: shut up jonggay

 

er: yeah shut up jonggay

 

jonggay: shut up you baked potato

 

jonggay changed er to baeked potato.

 

baeked potato:  -_-

 

baeked potato: see you then you boring s

 

baeked potato: wait yixing

 

jonggay: he’s not gonna reply

 

baeked potato: ofc what was i thinking

 

 

a/n: i’m sorry i haven’t updated in four months :( i finally found motivation so i will try and update regularly, don’t count on it tho!!