daddies

mon. 29 april — 16:23

 

baby: y’all coming to practice tonight??

 

baby: you better not leave me alone like last time

 

dad: yes we are sehunnie

 

dad: i bought food and we can order

 

nini: yeah it’ll only be us four so we can about

 

10: he means actually practice 

 

10: and also throw balls at his head

 

baby: no we should save the ball throwing for the group of nerds

 

dad: you mean that loud jongdae and his gang of midgets??

 

baby: that’s the one

 

nini: i saw them today and i’m pretty sure they have a new recruit

 

nini: he’s a midget too

 

10: ain’t it that silver haired kid with female looking hands?? 

 

nini: yeah 

 

baby: is he as loud and annoying as the rest of them?

 

dad: and unattractive?

 

dad: lesbi-honest if he’s friends with those lot he’s bound to be

 

baby: either way it gives us one more person to with

 

nini: now now sehunnie let’s not get too hasty

 

10: we need to figure him out first

 

10: then we can bully him

 

baby: well we can plot tonight les’ gooo

 

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170cm

mon. 29 april — 16:24

 

byunnie: hey kiddos just wanted to say thanku for befriending me!!

 

byunnie: no one ever puts up with my loud !!

 

miss korea: i’m glad i found someone equally as loud and obnoxious as me!!1!!!

 

penguin owl hybrid: just be glad i’m friends with loud people otherwise i woulda beat your

 

shoo(min): ksoo seems like he’d beat you but will protect you more than anyone else here

 

byunnie: i guess i’ll have to woo you 

 

miss korea: he’s already wooed

 

miss korea: otherwise there’s no way he’d let you be our friends

 

shoo(min): i’m just happy we caught this loud cutie before anyone else

 

penguin owl hybrid: minseok likes having cute friends to brag about

 

byunnie: i’m potentially flattered..

 

byunnie: what about yixing?

 

byunnie: is he here? 

 

miss korea: he rarely uses his phone

 

shoo(min): it’s why we often make fun of his grandad bc he’s never here

 

sheep: ‘grandad’ he says, the ‘he’ being the oldest dusty here

 

penguin owl hybrid: feisty 

 

byunnie: wow xing you’re bolder than when i met you

 

sheep: lack of face-to-face interaction gives me confidence

 

miss korea: cute

 

miss korea: as you can see we are all secretly in love with yixing

 

shoo(min): speak for yourself

 

byunnie: i’m glad you ‘caught’ me before anyone else!!

 

penguin owl hybrid: we knew you would honey

 

byunnie: i’ll see you guys tomorrow!!

 

byunnie: maybe you can give me a tour of how this damn school works!!

 

miss korea: just know there are three main social categories 

 

miss korea: the misfits

 

shoo(min): the ‘middle’ class aka what we apparently are

 

shoo(min): in my opinion we fit more into the ‘deadly beasts’ but hey

 

miss korea: and finally, the ‘royalty’ class

 

penguin owl hybrid: here you’ll find all the wannabe regina georges 

 

sheep: ‘hot and drool-worthy’ basketball players

 

shoo(min): and the random rich kids

 

byunnie: sounds fun

 

byunnie: who should i avoid the most?

 

miss korea: basically all of royalty but most of all 

 

miss korea: the basketball team

 

penguin owl hybrid: jerks.. ugh

 

shoo(min): park chanyeol, kim jongin, kim junmyeon and worst of all, oh sehun

 

miss korea: the biggest s you’ll ever meet

 

miss korea: they bully anyone for any reason

 

sheep: we’ve come across them a few times

 

sheep: mostly make fun of us for our height

 

penguin owl hybrid: ...and the fact that we sing

 

shoo(min): sehun once threw a basketball in my face just because i came looking for the gym coach

 

miss korea: who is also our singing teacher

 

byunnie: they sound ruthless..

 

penguin owl hybrid: they are, and toxic, punchable, so freaking excruciatingly annoying dickheads

 

sheep: we call them ‘the unknown hell rejects’

 

byunnie: ...okay

 

miss korea: if you don’t believe us now, wait until you cross paths with them..

 

byunnie: you’re probably making it out to be worse than it is but okayy

 

penguin owl hybrid: you’ll regret being so naive

 

byunnie: ...

 

miss korea: he’s right

 

shoo(min): definitely!!

 

sheep: 100%