170cm

 

mon 6 may — 8:03

 

jonggay: knock knock 

 

baeked potato: who's there 

 

jonggay: no i mean knock knock can i come into your dms

 

baeked potato: yes hello

 

jonggay: happy birthday 2 u 

 

jonggay: even though we haven't known you long we feel really close to you and you're OUR  

 

mini: we're coming over later to celebrate your aging ceremony with non alcoholic beverages and cake

 

baeked potato: pls can you bring chocolate cake

 

pengsoo: we were planning on doing just that

 

baeked potato: yay!!

 

♧

 

no subject bc ur a

[email protected] 

mon 6 may — 14:38

to: [email protected] 

 

hey shorty

 

Re: no subject bc ur a

[email protected]

mon 6 may — 15:07

to: [email protected]

 

before calling me a make sure you’re grammatically adequate.

go waste your breath on someone who’s stupid enough to find you bareable.

 

Re: Re: no subject bc ur a  

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mon 6 may — 15:13

to: [email protected] 

 

replying with perfect grammar and sophisticated language doesnt make you look big it just makes you seem like even more of a . u ain’t big. just bc you beat me in a fight one time doesn’t mean you’re bigger than me you .

 

Re: Re: Re: no subject bc ur a

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mon 6 may — 15:15

to: [email protected]

 

what do you want with me. if you’re simply here to throw just say so.

 

Re: Re: Re: Re: no subject bc ur a

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mon 6 may — 15:19

to: [email protected]

 

your face annoys me and your friends are heads.

 

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: no subject bc ur a

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mon 6 may — 15:24

to: [email protected]

 

do you need counselling 

 

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: no subject bc ur a

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mon 6 may — 15:27

to: [email protected]

 

counselling would be punching you in the face.

 

♧

 

170cm

 

mon 6 may — 21:49

 

baeked potato: thanku for an amazing party :3

 

dusty grandpa: youre welcome honey

 

mini: honey

 

jonggay: honey

 

pengsoo: honey

 

dusty grandpa: .....

 

♧

 

happy birthday 

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mon 6 may — 22:05

to: [email protected]

 

happy birthday , hope you like your present.

 

[attached photo]

 

♧

 

170cm

 

mon 6 may — 22:10

 

baeked potato: WHAT THE

 

jonggay: WHAT’S THE ?

 

baeked potato: i got an email from oh sehun and it said smthn along the lines of happy birthday with an image attached and the image showed how he put ALL over social media my face with smthn like ‘this is up for a fight, tuesday AND MY ADDRESS.

 

baeked potato: MY ING ADDRESS IM GONNA HAVE A MOB OUTSIDE MY DOOR TOMORROW

 

pengsoo: its okay we’ll sort this somehow

 

mini: somehow

 

baeked potato: ............

 

♧

 

sehunnie

 

mon 6 may — 22:52

 

jonginah: isnt this going too far

 

sehunnie: nini this is absolutely fine

 

sehunnie: its what he deserves

 

jonginah: you actually think that??

 

jonginah: wow

 

jonginah: you never cease to surprise me.

 

sehunnie: what

 

sehunnie: nini wdym

 

sehunnie: kim jongin!

 

sehunnie: .....

 

 

a/n: a short, incomprehensible chapter for baekhyunnie’s birthday. i might make it better tomorrow. rn i wanna sleep. have a nice day!