170cm

 

thu 2 may — 18:38

 

baeked potato: okay wtf

 

baeked potato: now i’m fully ing calm

 

baeked potato: let me ing spill my ing trauma you ing bros

 

dusty grandpa: are you sure you’re calm

 

jonggay: i’ve never seen so many literal s given

 

dumber: baekhyun-ah what’s wrong

 

dumberer: what happened

 

jonggay: wait a sec

 

jonggay changed dumber to mini.

 

jonggay changed dumberer to pengsoo.

 

jonggay: there we go

 

baeked potato: ok so i went to see our teacher u know

 

dusty grandpa: yes

 

baeked potato: so ofc he’s there and there was another teacher

 

baeked potato: chemistry or smthn idk

 

jonggay: go on

 

baeked potato: three guesses as to who else was there

 

jonggay: beyonce

 

mini: changmin

 

baeked potato: no no

 

pengsoo: someone we collectively hate?

 

pengsoo: some people*

 

baeked potato: yes

 

jonggay: seriously????

 

mini: why are they everywhere tf

 

baeked potato: yeah okay so that wasnt the worst oart

 

baeked potato: part*

 

baeked potato: now i know why you hate them just say it

 

mini: we told you so

 

jonggay: ok then what beef went on

 

baeked potato: so

 

baeked potato: i finished talking to him u know he said i did good the usual

 

baeked potato: and he slowly starts walking away

 

baeked potato: i’m fiddling with my phone

 

baeked potato: music and stuff so i can walk home and the mean girls lot decide to walk up to me

 

jonggay: oh damn

 

baeked potato: okay so the 2nd tallest one with dark hair big nose

 

dusty grandpa: sehun

 

baeked potato: yeah okay seahorse whatever

 

jonggay: SEAHORSE AJDJDJA

 

baeked potato: yeh so hE CAME UP TO ME

 

baeked potato: RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND SAYS

 

baeked potato: ‘hey shorty’

 

baeked potato: SHORTY I MEAN THE A.U.D.A.C.I.T.Y

 

pengsoo: they nEED a new comeback tho

 

baeked potato: so me being a cocky with extra i reply a not so fruitful reply of ‘was that supposed to be cute’

 

baeked potato: like i panicked he’s so fkcivnn tall omg

 

mini: too bad his isn’t as big

 

pengsoo: have you seen his hyung?

 

mini: not much to see lets be honest

 

dusty grandpa: is there more

 

baeked potato: ofc so the others get closer and the reALLY tall one with weird ears says ‘you’ll regret trynna be so smart’

 

baeked potato: like who tf does he think he is this isn’t a ing movie

 

jonggay: chanyeol btw

 

baeked potato: so i scoff and start walkig away aND MR SEAHORSE GRABS MY ARM AND TURNS ME AROUND AND SHOVES ME BACK LIKE HE WAS TRYING TO BE HARD

 

baeked potato: so im like rlly ing mad at this point and you can see it in my face so the small one says ‘oo look a ’s angry’

 

baeked potato: I WAS HAVING NONE OF IT I STG HE ING PULLED THE HOMOPHOBIC SLURS THIS WAS READY TO FIHGT

 

jonggay: wtf i–

 

baeked potato: and mr ifn seahorse looks me DEAD in the eye and says

 

baeked potato: get ready for hell

 

mini: IS THIS ACTUALLY MEAN GIRLS I STG

 

baeked potato: so i make a snide remark and he

 

baeked potato: wait for it

 

baeked potato: gutted me in the ing stomach lIKE LEGIT KNOCKED MY INTENSTINES ABOUT AND I STUMBLE BACK AND HE PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE

 

mini: BEEF BEEF TELL ME YOU HIT HIM BACK

 

pengsoo: YOU BETTER

 

baeked potato: IWENT STRAIGHT FOR HIS JAW. LITTLE DID THAT KNOW I CAN PUNCH TWICEAS HARD.

 

dusty grandpa: yes !!

 

baeked potato: so now we’re having a massive scrap. i’m beating this up yeah

 

baeked potato: little did i know oUR SINGING TEACHER HASNT LEFT YET

 

baeked potato: ofc he breaks us apart

 

baeked potato: little miss mean girls are egging seahorse on and here’s me almost unscathed

 

mini: so you won the fight

 

baeked potato: yes

 

jonggay: thats my

 

baeked potato: BUT

 

baeked potato: i’m not allowed into school for over a week

 

dusty grandpa: what about sehun and the others

 

baeked potato: sehun got less than a week

 

baeked potato: the others, nothing

 

pengsoo: wow

 

pengsoo: they win again

 

dusty grandpa: are you okay now though

 

baeked potato: yep just a bit sore in the intesine area

 

jonggay: i dont think your mama will be too happy

 

baeked potato: she loves me so she’s not too harsh :(

 

baeked potato: she just said no pizza and chocolate and i’m not allowed to play pubg :((

 

mini: wtf

 

mini: she’s so,,, soft?? can i have your mother??

 

baeked potato: no :((

 

pengsoo: get some rest baekhyun-ah

 

dusty grandpa: and study hard while youre off

 

jonggay: and no more fighting!!

 

baeked potato: i’ll be okay dad

 

baeked potato: thanku tho

 

baeked potato: nice to know i have you :)

 

mini: ure our cute baybie after all now slep

 

baeked potato: *thumbs up emoji*

 

baeked potato: cant b bothered finding it

 

jonggay: i hate that emoji anyway

 

pengsoo: gn baek

 

baeked potato: gudnite bros

 

♧

 

daddies

thu 2 may — 18:39

 

dad: sehun

 

dad: i dont often say this

 

dad: it should have been said earlier

 

dad: you’re stupid.

 

dad: S.T.U.P.I.D

 

10: the s in stupid stands for sehun

 

baby: why

 

nini: we’re all for beating up dwarves but not in front of teachers you gaumless

 

baby: I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS THERE

 

baby: CONSIDERING HE’S A BASKETBALL COACH I THOUGHT HE WOULDVE LEFT QUICKER

 

10: like we said, stupid

 

dad: if i knew more than one way of expressing your stupidness you bet i’d do it

 

nini: moronic imbecile

 

dad: we’re sticking with stupid

 

10 changed baby to stupid.

 

stupid: ????

 

stupid: whatever

 

stupid: this dude has a few days to do nothing!

 

nini: u mean try and ur soon to be

 

10: what else would he mean

 

♧

Suspension.

kkibum@smtown.com

fri 3 may — 13:00

to: [email protected],[email protected]

 

On further review of your actions it has been decided that the both of you will be suspended for 3 weeks. With regards to your behaviour you are unable to partake in academic studies. Please have your parents contact the school to arrange a meeting as soon as possible.

 

Kind Regards,

Mr Kim.

 

♧

 

170cm

fri 3 may — 14:17

 

baeked potato: i now wont be in school for 3 weeks. great.

 

jonggay: wow byun baek, how long have you been at this school so far?

 

baeked potato: -_-

 

mini: have fun you lucky !!

 

♧

 

daddies

fri 3 may — 15:42

 

stupid: guess which now has 3 weeks to do

 

10: disappointed but not surprised

 

nini: i dont get you

 

dad: who does nini, who does

 

stupid: I’M the one who has shortys email address

 

stupid: what do you have huh

 

10: sanity

 

dad: i wish i had that

 

nini: what so now you’re gonna revert to cyber bullying

 

nini: im not gonna question it

 

10: let him be a jongin-ah

 

stupid: don’t act like youre all not es

 

dad: but you hunnie are a bratty

 

stupid: -_-