170cm

 

wed 8 may — 12:39

 

jonggay: have you found out who gave your number away yet?

 

baeked potato: no 

 

baeked potato: he won’t tell me 

 

mini: is there anyone you can think of who would have your phone number

 

mini: other than us

 

baeked potato: yes, there is you, but i don’t think you would give it away

 

baeked potato: there’s jihyo, but she hates them all, my brother, parents, a few members of the school council

 

pengsoo: it couldn’t be anyone on the school council could it? i mean they do practically up to them

 

dusty grandpa: that’s possible but why would they go against baek?

 

jonggay: something smells fishy

 

baeked potato: im really glad i dont have to see them in school

 

pengsoo: we do though

 

mini: lucky

 

♧

 

daddies 

 

wed 8 may — 12:57

 

stupid: you better give jihyo a big thankyou

 

10: trust me, i will

 

nini: just be glad you dont have to suffer seeing him eye her up every second

 

dad: its disgusting

 

10: anyway

 

10: arent you spending your days in mina’s pants?

 

dad: disgusting 

 

stupid: no its not like i can her while she’s at school

 

nini:

 

dad: what are you doing then

 

stupid: what do you think

 

nini: bugging shorty i presume

 

stupid: yes??

 

stupid: you better be riling up the others

 

10: in less than five minutes we plan on throwing egg salad at them

 

stupid: and i’m missing it?? :(((

 

dad: we’ll film it for you honey!

 

♧

 

170cm

 

wed 8 may — 13:01

 

jonggay: BE G L A D YOURE NOT IN SCHOOL

 

baeked potato: why???

 

mini: THEY THREW EGGESALAD ALL IVER US

 

pengsoo: mostly jongdae and minseok but yes

 

dusty grandpa: im clean but still

 

jonggay: IM FUMING 

 

mini: WERE FUMING

 

baeked potato: i hope youre cleaning up straight away, that stuff aint nice

 

dusty grandpa: were currently hididng in the toilets

 

dusty grandpa: not IN the toilets but yeah

 

baeked potato: so youre all messaging on the gc while standing in the toilets tOGETHER?

 

jonggay: WERE FUMING BAEKHYUN OKAY

 

pengsoo: tell your lanky little stalker to call off his little gang

 

dusty grandpa: *tall gang

 

baeked potato: ..okay

 

♧

 

seahorse

 

wed 8 may — 13:10 

 

shorty: call of your little squad, you

 

seahorse: sweety thats not happening

 

shorty: why? do you get a kick out of being an

 

shorty: you know many would be jealous to be around one giant

 

shorty: because people are into that

 

seahorse: are you done?

 

shorty: no

 

seahorse: yes you are 

 

shorty: ???

 

seahorse: nothing you say will make me stop

 

seahorse: and you can’t block me 

 

shorty: why are you this way? why do you have to bother mE 

 

shorty: lord what did i do wrong

 

seahorse: you’re the one replying, dimwit 

 

shorty: ...

 

shorty: tell me who gave you my number.

 

seahorse: you really wanna know?

 

seahorse: it was jihyo, you know that ass who dumped chanyeol

 

seahorse: cheeky little gave us your number in exchange for with chanyeol

 

shorty: OFF

 

shorty: NO SHE DIDNT

 

shorty: AND DONT CALL HER A YOU ING HEAD

 

seahorse: i mean, if you cant handle the truth

 

seahorse: u know you act like youre tough as nails but youre just a pathetic little pup

 

you have blocked this number. you will no longer recieve calls or texts from this number. 

 

seahorse: not gonna work shorty

 

message unable to send.

 

seahorse: not gonna work shorty

 

shorty: are you a ing pyscho??

 

shorty: do you actually get off on making peoples lives a misery????

 

shorty: did daddy leave you?

 

seahorse: no he didnt, did daddy leave YOU?

 

shorty: . YOU.

 

♧

 

170cm

 

wed 8 may — 13:46

 

baeked potato: he told me who it was

 

dusty grandpa: who what was 

 

jonggay: giving your number out?

 

mini: who was it baek?

 

baeked potato: he said it was jihyo

 

baeked potato: but

 

baeked potato: hes lying, right?

 

pengsoo: of course hes lying baek. hes trying to get to you. ruin your relationships.

 

baeked potato: it seemed genuine though

 

baeked potato: like he wasnt afraid bc he could prove it

 

mini: why would jihyo do that though?

 

jonggay: yeah, why would she? she left chanyeol because they were asses to us

 

baeked potato: she wanted to get back with him

 

baeked potato: for and stuff

 

dusty grandpa: jihyo wouldnt stoop tHAT low..

 

pengsoo: why dont we ask her??

 

baeked potato: like she would admit it though

 

jonggay: ive known that kid for years, i can tell when shes lying

 

baeked potato: well you obviously couldnt tell that she was ing park chanyeol behind your backs.

 

mini: uncalled for

 

baeked potato: im sorry! im mad and tired

 

baeked potato: i cant believe i let him get to me

 

pengsoo: hes like that baek, thats just his effect

 

jonggay: i’ll find her later. ask her to her face.

 

baeked potato: ok

 

mini: you go calm down baek

 

mini: we’ll come over later, okay?

 

baeked potato: ok :(

 

dusty grandpa: we’ll be okay baek! just as long as none of us fall out!

 

pengsoo: dont jinx it 

 

♧

 

seahorse

 

wed 8 may — 16:03

 

shorty: ok

 

shorty: so you were right this time

 

seahorse: im always right

 

shorty: now you have what you wanted

 

shorty: leave me and my friends alone

 

shorty: find someone else’s life to make a misery 

 

shorty: or better still, no one’s

 

seahorse: shorty..

 

seahorse: you vulnerable thing

 

seahorse: i havent finished.

 

seahorse: ive only just begun

 

a/n: oop! sorry this took so long :/ i’ll try and update more frequently!