we're normal i swear

Jimmy: @tae @kook

Jimmy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hoebi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jinnie: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kookie: do I even want to know?

Joonie: No, you really don't.

Kookie: see, there's a reason why you're my favorite hyung

Taetae: oh

Kookie: second favorite. namjoon is my second favorite

Taetae: I was just joking, ya silly goose

Taetae: we only just met, so it's only natural that I'm not your fave... yet

Kookie: trust me, I already love you more than all of them combined

Jinnie: I really wanna feel offended but I can't

Taetae: I love you, too, honey bun

Jimmy: excuji meh. Is that a pet name I see?

Hoebi: Ohohoho

Taetae: isn't it cute? When we were ordering at the cafe, I was still looking at the menu, and I asked myself, "honey bun?" and kook replied with, "yeah?" 

Taetae: he had the reddest cheeks and ears when he realized what he said

Kookie: hyung, stop exposing me :(

Taetae: but you were soo cute!

Hoebi has changed 'Kookie''s name to 'honey bun'

Hoebi: I couldn't resist

Taetae: i love how you're always associated with something sweet

honey bun: maybe that's why I'm so attracted to you

Yoongz: ugh stop being so smooth. it makes me uncomfortable

Jinnie: you're just allergic to anything cute

Jimmy: 

Jimmy: what does that make me?

Joonie: Not cute? I'm pretty sure it was implied.

Jinnie: yass baby! DRAG HIM

Taetae: don't drag him too hard

Jimmy: you're the only one who loves me :')

Taetae: no, you promised to take me to get some ice cream later, and we can't do that if you're too depressed after getting your ego stepped on

Jimmy: 

Taetae: can't choke if i don't have a gag reflex, babe ;)

honey bun: hot

honey bun: how**

Hoebi: careful, your gay is showing

Jimmy: don't , hyung. i'd get too if i found out my partner could take my whole into his mouth and get face ed without choking

honey bun: hyung can do that?

Jimmy: why? is jungkookie getting dirty thoughts already?

honey bun: NO

honey bun: i'm just curious

Taetae: hmm idk

Taetae: maybe you'll just have to find out yourself if you're that eager to know

Hoebi: that was real ing smooth ngl

honey bun: asdfgljoop

Jimmy: hello, life alert? yes, my friend just fell and he can't get up. what'd he fall for? Kim Taehyung

Taetae: I don't think they'll be much help :/ i called yesterday but I'm still waiting for help after falling for a certain Jeon Jungkook

Hoebi: you might wanna call an ambulance, too. I think kook's heart is missing

Taetae: nah, don't worry. It's safe with me

Jinnie: what about yours?

Taetae: i gave it to my honey bun. i hope he'll keep it safe

honey bun: I will!

Yoongz: took you long enough to answer

Joonie: Same. I was afraid you actually passed out.

Hoebi: speaking of taking too long to answer, where have you been? 

Hoebi: you let Namjoon, Jin hyung, and Tae roast your man

Yoongz: i got a sudden spark of inspiration, so i've been busy working off of it

Jimmy: are you saying your work is more important than me? (ಠ ∩ಠ)

Yoongz: of course not, baby. you're the one that gave me the inspiration in the first place

Jimmy: really?

Yoongz: you're my muse, jimin. a lot of the songs i produce are possible because of you

Yoongz: I love you. <3

Jimmy: yoongles, you're gonna make me cry T^T

Jimmy: I love you, too. <3 <3 <3

Hoebi: not to ruin the moment but

Hoebi has changed 'Yoongz''s name to 'daddy yoongles'

Jimmy: damn, i didn't think you'd remember 

Hoebi: as if I could forget

daddy yoongles: eh, there's nothing to hide. I'm proud of my relationship

Jimmy: THAT'S

Jimmy: MY

Jimmy: MAN

Jimmy:

daddy yoongles: 

Jinnie: aw namjoon, they remind me of how we were when we first started out

Joonie: Ah, the memories...

Hoebi: lmao what? ya'll were wild

Jimmy: ^

daddy yoongles: ^

Joonie: What are you guys talking about?

Jimmy: last Christmas

Jinnie: HAHAHA would you look at the time? It's time for us to blast

Joonie: Yup, tons of stuff to do.

Hoebi: alrighty then! Have fun getting mounted by Santa, Rudolph

Jinnie:

Jinnie: :)

Hoebi: I've been ready for death ever since I survived after calling Jimin a so

Hoebi has changed 'Jinnie''s name to 'Santa'

Hoebi has changed 'Joonie''s name to 'Dasher'

Jimmy: what happened to Rudolph?

Hoebi: I hear Namjoon is quick ;)

Dasher: I'm seriously contemplating murder.

Santa: don't worry, honey. I'll be right there with you

daddy yoongles: here's a tip: don't let his tears fool you and go straight for the kill

Santa: he won't have the time to cry

Hoebi:

~ ~ ~

Bunny ♡ Tiger

honey bunny: did you mean what you said?

cutae pie: about me letting you explore my nonexistent gag reflex or me falling on my for you?

honey bunny: um, the second one?

honey bunny: I mean, you don't really have to answer if you don't want to. It was probably a joke anyway

cutae pie: it was

honey bunny: oh

cutae pie: jungkook

honey bunny: you know what? just forget about it, please

honey bunny: sorry for bothering you

cutae pie: i'm gonna have a hard time doing that, considering you're the one i'm waiting on to catch me

honey bunny: ??

cutae pie: it was a joke, because i never hit the ground

honey bunny: call me an idiot, but i'm very confused

cutae pie: you are an idiot

cutae pie: when i start catching feelings for someone, i don't call that having fallen already. instead, that's what i call the currently falling phase.

honey bunny: meaning?

cutae pie: think of it this way: the more i fall in love with someone, the closer i get to the ground, and right before i land is the moment of truth. If the feelings are mutual, then i'm expecting that special someone to catch me before i get hurt. but if the feelings are unrequited, then that's when i actually hit the cold, hard ground 

cutae pie: so really, i can't say that i fell for you and can't get up, because i'm still in the act of falling

honey bunny: what if i don't catch you?

cutae pie: then i hit the ground, cry (depending on how hard i fell), and eventually move on with my life

honey bunny: but i don't want you to get hurt

cutae pie: well, that's life

honey bunny: will you let me catch you?

cutae pie: that's up to you, bun

honey bunny: what if we're both falling at the same time? who would catch us then?

cutae pie: i guess we'll just have to catch each other, right?

honey bunny: i'm really clumsy. i might trip over my feet and land by myself

cutae pie: i'm clumsy, too, so i might just come tumbling after

honey bunny: then we'll both get hurt

cutae pie: kookie, you're making my metaphor of love much more complicated than it has to be o3o

honey bunny: what can i say? i'm scared of falling and getting hurt

cutae pie: if we both get hurt, we'll help each other up and comfort the other with cuddles and kisses until we're both better

honey bunny: you make falling for you sound like a good thing

cutae pie: maybe it is

honey bunny: i guess i'll just have to figure it out myself

cutae pie: please do

honey bunny: you asked so nicely, how could i not?

cutae pie: i'm just that irresistible 

honey bunny: i'll be the judge of that

cutae pie: how am I getting scored?

honey bunny: for starters, are you free on Friday?

cutae pie: that depends. what's happening then?

honey bunny: i was hoping to take you out on a proper date

cutae pie: sounds tempting

honey bunny: i promise it won't

cutae pie: i'll be the judge of that ;)

honey bunny: is that a yes?

cutae pie: it definitely isn't a no

honey bunny: you're a playful one

cutae pie: are you into that? cause if you are, I can totally invite you to a game of Overwatch and show you playful I can get

honey bunny: you play?

cutae pie: only every night until Jimin yells at me to go to sleep

honey bunny: forget about the date, just marry me already

cutae pie: we're gonna have to see how good of a player you are before I marry you. I can't spend the rest of my life with some newb

honey bunny: is that a challenge?

cutae pie: hell yeah. Drop your user and Discord and show me what you got, Jeon

honey bunny: oh, I'm so marrying you