“Is she ever going to wake up?”

“I honestly don’t know.”

“How long has she been like this, again?”

“For a week.”

“Is she in a coma?”

“I don’t think so, she’s been talking in her sleep a lot. Talking about you guys, too. She even opened her eyes and looked around, but she wouldn’t answer me.”

“I’m glad we found you guys, but it Wendy hasn’t been conscious in days.”

“What if it’s an elaborate prank?”

“She wouldn’t be able to not eat or use the bathroom for a week, nerd.”

“Well she has used the bathroom… I put her in an adult diaper after the first… accident.”

“Don’t humans die after like a week without water. Should we like slowly pour water into ?”

“I’m scared it’ll choke her.”

“Maybe it’ll wake her up.”

“Joy, what the heck is wrong with you?”

“Wait. Look! She’s moving.”

“Just so you guys know, she’s probably not going to remember you. She didn’t remember me.”

“Well, you’re pretty forgettable.”

“I’m going to kill you.”

“Guys! Shut up, I think she’s waking up.”