Yuta.N (@Takoyakiprince)

Good morning my little peach 

 

Sicheng (@Winko89)

Gghhkbjcdtdyrtdtydtrdy

Oh sorry I just drowned in cheese 

 

Yuta.N (@Takoyakiprince)

I was trying to be romantic 

 

Sicheng (@Winko89)

Then we need to work on your

romance skills 

 

Yuta.N (@Takoyakiprince)

Speaking of romance

Johnny is going bat crazy 

because Ten is wearing those

crazy ripped jeans 

He said 

and I quote

“I would pay him

to knee me in the face” 

 

Sicheng (@Winko89)

I know 

Jae has been talking my ear 

off about Tae recently too

Not to mention our youngest

is hardcore pinning 

over the new Chinese exchange student 

in his class

 

Yuta.N (@Takoyakiprince)

I have an idea

 

Sicheng (@Winko89)

You have an idea?

 

Yuta.N (@Takoyakiprince)

Yes I have an idea

hear me out

What if we create a group chat

to set them up

 

Sicheng @Winko89)

I mean we probably would end up

roasting each other 

but it might work

I’ll create it

 

Yuta.N (@Takoyakiprince)

Plan Johnten, Jaeyong, Chensung is a go

 

Sicheng (@Winko89)

You are so ing nerdy I love you 

 

@Winko89 Created a group chat 

 

@Winko89 added @Takoyakiprince, @Mom2.0, @Bugsbunny, @Nextbeyoncé, @Jaenosman, @Renminsman, @Renosman, @Fightinghayadwae, @UWU, @Hyuckenthusiast, and @Donaldduck

 

@Winko89 Named the group Mission Jaeyong, Johnten, and Chensung

 

 

Doyoung (@Bugsbunny)

What the is this

 

Sicheng (@Winko89)

Hello people 

We are gathered here today to set up

our dear friends 

As we all know they have been thirsting 

after each other for a long time

Some more than others 

 

Donghyuck (@Donaldduck)

You literally just got with your crush 

 

Sicheng (@Winko89)

S h u t  u p

So as I was saying 

We need to do something 

because I’m tired of hearing Jaehyun whine

every single day 

 

Yuta (@Takoyakiprince)

Johnny keeps talking about Ten

I’m so close to dropping him in 

the ocean and leaving him there to drown

 

Kun (@Mom2.0)

Nice to meet you too Yuta

 

Jaemin (@Renosman)

Ok es

Here’s the plan

We need to set up Jaeyong first 

because ing hell they are always 

staring at each other 

and it’s getting damn annoying 

 

Yukhei (@Fightinghayadwae)

So what are we going to do?

 

Renjun (@Jaenosman)

How about 

Sicheng invites Jae to the mall

and Taeil invites Tae 

and they both “cannot make it”

so then we spy on them

 

Mark (@Hyuckenthusiast)

Who is going to spy on them?

 

Jungwoo (@UWU)

I can’t 

Have to watch my little brother 

 

Yukhei (@Fightinghayadwae)

Omg 

I’m coming over

 

Taeil (@Nextbeyoncé)

So Luwoo is out

 

Sicheng (@Winko89)

I’m going

 

Yuta (@Takoyakiprince)

I’m going 

 

Jeno (@Renminsman)

#whipped

 

Donghyuck (@Donaldduck)

As much as I would like to watch

our friends make fools of themselves 

Me and Mark have a ing test tomorrow 

and I don’t want to fail even more classes then 

I already am 

 

Jaemin (@Renosman)

Nominren is coming 

 

Doyoung (@Bugsbunny)

I’m stuck in the gas station 

My shift ends in like three hours 

 

Renjun (@Jaenosman)

So the rabbit is out 

 

Doyoung (@Bugsbunny)

Shut it kid

 

Kun (@Mom2.0)

I have to tutor 

 

Jaemin (@Renosman)

Who want you as a tutor 

 

Kun (@Mom2.0)

Someone who doesn’t want to fail

Which means that you need a tutor 

 

Donghyuck (@Donaldduck)

It might be a little to late in his case

 

Taeil (@Nextbeyoncé)

I cannot come

as I am going to Jeju

it

 

Jungwoo (@UWU)

So it’s Nominren and Yuwin

 

Sicheng (@Winko89)

Ok ers

It’s settled

 

Yuta was hiding behind a trash can in the food court area, scooping up the last bit of his ice cream while Sicheng was trying to find the couple over the crowd. Sicheng had argued to bring a pair of binoculars, but Yuta didn’t know he would actually bring a pair. If they didn’t get arrested by the mall police before they found Taeyong and Jaehyun it would be a ing miracle. 

“Where the hell are they?” Sicheng grumbled. 

“I don’t know, this mall is huge.” Yuta whispered, hiding behind one of the pillars. Sicheng looked around, searching for his friends. 

“There!” Yuta yelled, pointing at Taeyong and Jaehyun, walking through the mall. 

“Quick call Nominren.” 

“Their name still confuses me.” Yuta mumbled, clicking on the contact name. 

“Yuta!” Renjun screamed into the phone, while Yuta cursed, pulling the phone away from his ear. 

“Yes?” Yuta whispered.

“Have you seen them ye- Jeno get back here!” Yuta looked over to where the kids were, to see Jeno creeping over to a candy store. Jaemin sighed into the phone.

“We saw them, they are going into...” 

“New Yorker!” Sicheng quickly supplied, peering over the crowd. 

“Ok you two go into the store and split up.”

“But-.” 

“Goddammit Yuta, you can handle a few minutes away from your boyfriend.” Yuta whined into the phone. 

“We will stay outside of the store. Ok?” Yuta hummed and hung up. 

“Commence operation.” Sicheng said as they tiptoed into the store. Yuta rolled his eyes at his boyfriend’s behavior. He crept behind a clothes rack while Sicheng went behind a mannequin. Outside the window, Yuta could see Jaemin, Jeno, and Renjun peering through the window. He was sure he was going to jail today. 

“This shirt is amazing.” Yuta heard a familiar voice say. He scrambled to another rack to see Taeyong and Jaehyun looking through the rack he was just in. Taeyong had about twenty shirts in hand and was heading towards the changing room with Jaehyun following close behind. As soon as the pair went into the room, Yuta let out a breath and started creeping toward the changing room, trying to sneak a peak of the pining couple. 

The couple was alone in the rooms (except for Yuta). 

“How does it look?” Taeyong asked as he walked out of the little room. He was wearing a loose button up white shirt. Yuta smirked when Jaehyun stuttered. 

“It looks great.”

“Really? I thought the back looked a little weird” Taeyong said, adjusting the shirt so that his prominent collarbones were showing. Yuta laughed in his hand as he saw Jaehyun literally combust. His ears were flaming red. 

“No no it looks amazing.”

“Thanks Jaehyunnie.” Taeyong said before going back into the changing room. Jaehyun sat down on a chair and ran his hand through his hair, in a breath. This was better any drama he could find at home. 

“Ok how about this?” Taeyong came out of the room and sweet Jesus he looked like lust itself. He was wearing a black jacket and a graphic white tee with black ripped jeans that hugged his legs. But the cherry on top was the simple black choker that was placed on his neck. He really needed to get this outfit for Sicheng because damn. 

Yuta heard Jaehyun gasp. The younger slowly stepped towards Taeyong, close enough so that they were touching foreheads. Jaehyun leaned forward, cherry lips almost touching. Yuta was on the edge of his seat silently cheering them on. Taeyong’s eyes widened as Jaehyun leaned forward. Yuta was screaming into his sweater, laughing maniacally. As the two were just about to connect lips....

“Oh hey Jaehyun!” Someone called out from the other side of the hall of the dressing rooms. The two separated at neck breaking speed, blushing like maniacs. Jungkook, one of Jaehyun’s friends waved towards the pair. 

 

Yuta kicked the air in fury and hit the ground, silently screaming. 

 

He swore he would make Jungkook ing pay.