"So who else agreed that was the funniest you ever seen in your life?" Heechul half laughed, half cried as he wiped the tears out of his eyes.

"I have seen many funny things, but this takes the bible!" Siwon chuckled.

"Dont you mean cake?" Shindong asked.

"No. Bible." Insisted the stubborn pastor in the making.

"Alright. Alright. Settle down. YAH. SETTLE DOWN!!" Leeteuk nagged. He was in a plaid shirt and normal bermudas now, but in their minds, all they could see was that hot pink dress he had worn during the bubble pop dance. Don't forget the brown wig, which was currently being eaten by Heebum.

"PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HYUNG. CHANGE OUT OF THOSE RAGS!" Donghae rolled around, clutching his stomach.

"I'M NOT IN IT ANYMORE DAMNIT. OPEN YOUR EYES!"

"Ah cmmon Teukie, you looked hot." Kangin winked.

"Shut it." He glared. Kangin laughed and wrapped a small towel around his waist and started imitating Leeteuk's hip-swaying.

Only it looked like a raccoon in a skirt.

Plus, he was stopped a second later when the annoyed leader pinched his fleshy cheek. He let out a girly scream and collapsed to the floor, squashing Yesung.

'GET OFF ME. I DO NOT NEED A FLATTER NOSE!' Was what Yesung was trying to say.

"PET POFF MI. PLATTER HOSE!" Was what was heard under Kangin's .

"Hyungggg! Don't kill hyung! Hyung do something about hyung doing something to hyung!" Ryeowook panicked.

".... Let's just draw sticks shall we?" Hangeng massaged his forehead.

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"GREEN!" Heechul smirked. He looked from side to side, wondering which poor soul he had the chance to torture this time.

Everyone gulped nervously and the diva waited, and waited... But everyone's stayed down.

"CMMON! DONT BE SUCH A FRICKIN . ADMIT IT, WHOSE GOT IT?!" He roared.

"Not me." Everyone said in unison. Well. Almost everyone...

"Wookie. Your stick."

"I-I-It's brown!"

"All sticks are brown genius. Now let me see." Heechul stretched out his hand. Ryeowook pouted timidly, but put the thin wood onto Heechul's hand. The pink marked one of course.

"Ah.... Again Wookie?" Heechul smirked.

"H-H-Hyung!!!" Ryeowook pouted.

"Now come on. BE A MAN. DONT BE SUCH A RYEOWOOK."

"But I am Ryeo-"

"From now till the end of the day, every sentence you say, be it short or long, you have to end it with, IN MY PANTS ok?"

"WHAT?! BUT THAT'S SO-"

"Starting now."

"Ugh. You're so mean Chully hyung!"

*AHEM*

"... IN MY PANTS." Ryeowook blushed.

"I'm mean in your pants? Omo. Poor child." Heechul sniggered as he watched his dongsaeng squirm around. "By the way, you are not allowed to ignore any sentence we say to you. Dont even think about playing deaf with me." He patted Ryeowook's back.

"B-B-But... IN MY PANTS!"

"Yes we know you have a in your pants Wookie." Eunhyuk laughed.

"AISH. YOU ALL ARE SUCH BULLIES!... In my pants."

"Say Wookie, what song are you listening to right now?" Kibum smiled innocently.

"Oh! It's by MBLAQ! It's called It's War... IN MY PANTS." Ryeowook facepalm-ed.

"Mwo? A war in your pants?" Leeteuk chuckled.

"NOOOOOO! It's just a song! In my pants!"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA A SONG IN YOUR PANTS?!" Kangin roared with laughter.

"AISH. HEECHUL HYUNG! THIS IS WORSE THAN PROPOSING TO YESUNG HYUNG! IN MY PANTS!"

"BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" The whole room erupted in lunatic laughter.

"Hyungs! I will get you all back and stop cooking for you if you don't stop laughing! I-In my pants!"

The laughter went on...

And on...

... And on......

"Poor Wookie." Yesung stifled a laugh and patted the younger's back.

"Gee thanks hyung.... In my pants." Ryeowook buried his face into the pink pillow of shame *refer to chappie 2*.

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Longer than usual I think? Bt since I din update for awhile, guess I owe u guys @w@

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