Vernon loves the booty

KwaniNoni Drabbles.

“Say the name!” bellowed the illustrious leader of thirteen unruly teens. He was then followed by a symphony of “Seventeen!” as they all cheerfully greeted and bowed. All except one.

Seungkwan jolted forward trying desperately to keep his expression stoic and calm. However, knowing Seungkwan, a boy too feeling one may say, this proves to be a truly trying task. Fortunately, he’s able to grit his teeth and swat away the cause of his sudden displeasure.

A lecherous hand planted right on his behind.

Its undisclosed, well, at least to the many viewers watching their vlive at home. The grin plastered on Vernon’s smug little face or the beet red complexion Seungkwan has begrudgingly adorn both reasons hidden behind the soothing voice of one their Joshua-hyung explaining their day activities. Seungkwan hissed out a command only to be ignored by heart smiles and crinkled eyes to his chagrin.

Seungkwan tried to pry away Vernon’s wandering appendage once again but was instead met with a questioning stare from Minghao right next to him. He offered a tinsy smile trying to laugh away the concern that—yes, yes, he was quite alright—to the carats watching at home. Seungkwan frowned at the breathless chuckle heard next to him. He sent a warning glare to the sandy-blonde, and then realized he was enjoying this! Relishing in the small squeaks and nervous shuffles because—holy ! Jihoon just ing smirked at them, he totally knows now! Vernon was soaking it up all the same.

The embarrassment was absolutely killing the elder boy. Obviously (thankfully), carats can’t tell because they were hidden behind other members and the focus was kept on Soonyoung imitating a walnut of all things. However, Seungkwan just couldn’t stop thinking about how everyone could tell. They could all see right through him. The weak denies, the playful glares, all hints in some strange way that Seungkwan was actually enjoying this. Vernon was fondling him, well, and there was virtually nothing he could do to stop him. Did he even want him to stop? He swallowed a dying pig noise when he realized they were flirting worse than newlyweds on their honeymoon. The vocalist could feel his ears growing hot and the room becoming small, he wanted to bolt, to hide. But, the clamorous laughter signalled that the vlive was still going and he didn’t want to cause panic amongst their dear carats. So, he sat in sufferance as the younger copped a feel.

“AGH!” Seungkwan jerked forward after a rather harsh squeeze was delivered toward his bum. He turned dropping open his mouth to throw curses out at the young rapper but the feeling of all-eyes-on-him demanded attention as well.

“Is everything alright?” he could hear the snickers in Seokmin’s voice. They all knew, he just knew it. Even if they didn’t out-right say it, the little twinkle in their eyes said otherwise. Quietly tutting he brightened up and smiled widely, shaking his head and offering a change of discussion.

The vlive ended without a hitch, and they all dispersed leaving just Vernon and Seungkwan. Once the room emptied out, Seungkwan fell into a heated mess on the floor. Vernon smirked to himself at the pile of embarrassed pudding he reduced the elder to.

“You idiot!” the blonde cried out throwing weak punches. Vernon just returned obnoxious laughter, clapping his hands.

“But I’m your idiot~” Vernon playfully added earning a groan from the blonde.


“Still an idiot.” Seungkwan shot back praying the blush on his cheeks went unnoticed.


First drabble inspired by a imagine-your-otp prompt!

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intankodew #1
Chapter 5: cuteeeeee, oh my god, kwanie is playing trick to vernonie huh? good job boo
Verkwan_Trash_me
#2
Chapter 6: You don't dissapoint..omayghad... Can we talk about the cliffhanger? We need the m man, the M.... (ㄒoㄒ) congratulations .... Maybe you can do a rant about your adventures at the Diamond Edge... Share some photos.. Omayghad how lucky of you.. U right.. Seungkwan is y... Bring out all the kink...
Verkwan_Trash_me
#3
Chapter 5: I can't believe this isn't M rated. I had to read the TOC to see if it was or not... This was so hot() and cute at the same time I can't even.. Entertaining as always.. I knew something was fishy with that phone and how/why Seungkwan chose it to play... I second Hansol, Seungkwan really is a pretty,no, Gorgeous boy.. Man how I would love to see this IRL..
Verkwan_Trash_me
#4
Chapter 5: You're back!! Ermergerd I missed you
Verkwan_Trash_me
#5
Chapter 4: I can't man... I have a huge af grin plastered in Mah face...
Bloomytears #6
Chapter 5: Hahahaha omg Verkwan is so cute. Hahahahahaha. And let's not forget Seokmin and his suggestive positions. LMAO this is so cute
Chokeychokey #7
Chapter 5: Chapter 5 : aww.. kwaninoni is always cute... verkwan is the best ship ever...btw authornim i really like your writting style... its so cute . ^^ . Fighting authornim
RomanosCheese
#8
Chapter 3: Holy flying cheeseballs! Dude, you actually did it! (so it was new year, not xmas, huh? haven't watched HSM in ages so sorry for that) This is so so lovely, I have no words! Well actually I have tons. First off, Seungkwan as an Ari/Mariah/beyonce fan and volleyball enthusiast? Fudge yeah! Vernon as the so obvious nerd that he is (could never figure out for the life of me why everyone always write him as that ever so suave badboy/jock type of character. Like, the guy's a major bumbling dork and flaming loser - can't you see what's right in front of your face, people?!)
Anyways, I now demand a sequel with their mothers' side of the story. haha bet they'll have a lot of common things to talk about ;D (also I totally support the idea of a multiple-chaptered fic based on this, but only if you feel up to it - no pressure)
(and this is might just be my inner weeb reading too much into things but Alfred Jones? as in, Alfred F. Jones? you probably wouldn't know what I'm talking about though XD)
One last thing: the previous drabble was extremely cute, too! It just left me wondering what Seungkwan could have possibly done to get the (potentially) mafia after his cute little plump ? I guess I'll never know~
Verkwan_Trash_me
#9
Chapter 2: I love thissssssssss
I love how you write... How cool you?
Ermergerd.. I want someone to make a chaptered story about this... I love this kind of Hansol.. Whipped af