chaebae

wait, something is suspicious here.

 

*dubudubudahyun is now online*

 

dubudubudahyun

well good morning to you too chae

 

chaebae

no, no, no time for good mornings! this is important!

 

*godjihyo is now online*

 

godjihyo

what's wrong chae?

 

chaebae

I don't know how it happened, but our server owner changed

 

*jungers is now online*

*chewy is now online*

*minari is now online*

*nosananolife is now online*

 

jungers

chae, you were obviously not listening to what jihyo was saying

 

minari

don't be mean to my chae :'(

 

chewy

we're just being truthful. her memory is as short as she is.

 

chaebae

HEY! I'M NOT THAT SHORT. I GREW 1CM

 

jungers

twicetastic is only going to be taking over as owner for a day. 2wice- will be back later.

 

*moguri is now online*

 

moguri

why was I woken up from my dream. I was enjoying the unlimited access to food I had.

 

jungers

when you sleep tonight, you'll have the same dream anyway.

 

moguri

I don't always have the same dreams...

 

*squirtlenayeonie is now online*

 

squirtlenayeonie

Good morning my kids!

 

jungers

you have kids? I didn't sign up for that.

 

squirtlenayeonie

Jeongie, these are our kids. We're obviously the parents of the group.

 

dubudubudahyun

so who's the mom and who's the dad?

 

chaebae

you're not meant to go along with this!

 

chewy

I want @godjihyo as mom

 

squirtlenayeonie

What's wrong with me? D':

 

godjihyo

aw tzuyu <3

 

nosananolife

so nayeon is the mother which makes jeongyeon the father?

 

jungers

why do I have to be the father

 

minari

you seriously can't expect nayeon to be a mother

 

chaebae

we'll be going out on a walk and she'll see a baby and abandon us instead

 

squirtlenayeonie

I won't do that...

 

chaebae

sure you won't

 

chewy

just like how you said you were going to go buy us ice cream and you came home with pictures you took with a baby

not to forget to add that the baby looked scared for her life

 

squirtlenayeonie

So what if I like kids D':

They're cute!

 

jungers

smh hearing this makes me think you'd be a terrible mom

 

*squirtlenayeonie is now offline*

 

godjihyo

jeong what did you do

I can hear nayeon sniffling here

 

dubudubudahyun

our parents are already fighting

 

chewy

what a great start to the morning

 

jungers

@squirtlenayeonie come back

@squirtlenayeonie hey

@squirtlenayeonie nayeon

@squirtlenayeonie nayeonie

@squirtlenayeonie bunny

 

nosananolife

stop the spam!! :angry:

 

moguri

I'm sure you don't want to see an angry sana as well. go do something.

 

chewy

but angry sana is... :flushed:

 

nosananolife

is what tzuyu?

 

chewy

u-uh nevermind

 

*chewy is now offline*

 

jungers

oh fine, I'll go fix this.

 

*jungers is now offline*

 

nosananolife

where did my baby go D:

 

dubudubudahyun

you chased her away with your anger, of course

 

nosananolife

okay, I'll go fix this too

 

*nosananolife is now offline*

 

minari

why is momo asleep in the kitchen

 

chaebae

she was waiting to eat breakfast

 

dubudubudahyun

omg my mogu

 

*dubudubudahyunis now offline*

 

chaebae

mina, do you want to go play some games?

 

minari

let me just set it up and then I'll call you

 

*minari is now offline*

*chaebae is now offline*

 

godjihyo

am I seriously the only one online again?

 

[in a separate DM with the rest of Twice]

 

dubudubudahyun

how did she not pick up on the fact that we did that on purpose

 

moguri

do you think this is going to push her to find someone to date?

 

chewy

we've been around her for so long and she's still not dating, what do you think that means?

 

squirtlenayeonie

how about if we set her up on a blind date

 

chaebae

be prepared to die later if she finds out

 

nosananolife

okay, retreat. let's just go back to the chat

 

[main chat]

 

godjihyo

being alone isn't all that bad

 

*squirtlenayeonie is now online*

*chewy is now online*

*minari is now online*

*nosananolife is now online*

*jungers is now online*

*dubudubudahyun is now online*

*chaebae is now online*

*moguri is now online*

 

squirtlenayeonie

I'm still upset with you jeongie

That was really mean :frowning:

 

jungers

I'm sorry!

 

*squirtlenayeonie is now offline*

*jungers is now offline*

 

chaebae

let's leave them alone

 

dubudubudahyun

mum and dad need some time to fix things

 

godjihyo

why did you all come back at the same time :thinking:

 

chewy

we don't want to leave you alone :)

 

chaebae

tzuyu why are your lips swollen :^)

 

chewy

h-huh? must be your eyes

 

moguri

can we go eat breakfast now?

 

*moguri is now offline*

*chewy is now offline*

*minari is now offline*

*nosananolife is now offline*

*dubudubudahyun is now offline*

*chaebae is now offline *

*godjihyo is now offline*

 

thank you for reading this chapter :>
it's nowhere near as good as the original author's work but I still hope I didn't just ruin things :<
the story is going back to 2wice- since he's continuing his writing
it was nice being the owner of twicecord for a day!
see you all around :)
- twicetastic