Velvetcord...

baechu

CAN YOU ALL PLEASE

STOP RAMPAGING FOR EVEN JUST A ING SECOND!?

 

yem

you can’t stop me

hah

 

chicken_joy

YERIM AH! DON’T YOU ING DARE!

DON’T SMASH THE ING SPIDER WITH A ING CHAIR!

 

yem

I’M AFRAID OF SPIDERS

WHAT MORE CAN YOU DO

STEP!?

EWWWW

 

chicken_joy

YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL

I’M STEPPING ON IT

 

baechu

-_\

 

yem

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

DON’T

IT STINKS

 

wannie

ugh

sometimes I don’t know what is wrong with this group

-_\

 

baechu

don’t ask me

-_\

 

seulgibear

do i have to copy you guys?

 

baechu

no, it’s good seulgi

 

*godjihyo has requested to join Velvetcord*

*baechu has accepted godjihyo’s request*

*godjihyo has joined*

 

godjihyo

well met velvet ladies

;)

 

baechu

hi jihyo

what seems to be the problem?

 

godjihyo

same as yours

obviously

 

 

 

 

Earlier, at Twicecord...

squirtlenayeonie

KILL THE SPIDER

KILL IT!

OMG

AHH IT’S CRAWLING TOWARDS ME

 

jungers

would you stop running!?

 

squirtlenayeonie

I HATE SPIDERS, YOU KNOW!?

 

dubudubudabhyun

spiders

huh

any good ideas?

 

chaebae

yeri has dmed me that she’s also killing a spider with a chair.

 

dubudubudabhyun

chair!?

PFFFT

WE’RE USING A WHEELCHAIR CHAENG

GRAB ONE AT MANAGER OPPA’S ROOM

 

chaebae

GOTCHA

 

*chaebae is now offline*

 

godjihyo

holy

are you serious!?

 

dubudubudabhyun

IT’S OUR ONLY CHANCE

COME ON

 

chewy

Your weird ideas are going to get us in trouble, you ing dabber

 

dubudubudabhyun

HEY COME ON

IT’S NOT LIKE IT WILL DO WORSE, ISN’T IT!?

 

godjihyo

you’re ing lucky the j-line aren’t online yet

or else i’m taking momo away from you

 

 

 

 

Back at Velvetcord...

baechu

...oh.

 

godjihyo

yeah

it’s much worse since dahyun is taking over

and chaeng already brought over a wheelchair from our manager’s room

 

baechu

wheelchair!?

A ING WHEELCHAIR!?

 

godjihyo

actually

it’s an office chair, the one with wheels

 

baechu

oh

 

seulgibear

I wanna ride that chair!

^_^

 

baechu

ride me

 

godjihyo

o_O

 

wannie

HEY

DON’T TAKE SEULGI FROM ME

 

baechu

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TOOK HER AWAY FROM ME

 

yem

YOU CAN’T STOP ME JOY

I’M ABOUT TO PUSH THIS CHAIR!

 

chicken_joy

HELL NO

HERE’S A POWER SLAP FROM JOY

 

yem

OUCH

WHAT THE

 

godjihyo

how chaotic

and how gay

 

baechu

...what, you’re still straight?

 

godjihyo

sadly

 

baechu

oh

well i’m happily taken by seulgi

 

seulgibear

I thought I was the one who tops

 

baechu

honey

it’s all good from here

i gotchu

 

seulgibear

but wendy

 

wannie

SEULGI

DON’T LISTEN TO GRANDMA

 

baechu

WHO YOU CALLIN GRANDMA

 

wannie

SAYS THE ONE WHO TOOK SEULGI FROM ME

 

baechu

NO

YOU TOOK HER

 

godjihyo

useless discussion

ing love triangle

seulgi, who the hell’s your property?

 

seulgibear

i

uh

these two...

are really confusing my feelings

 

godjihyo

are you

ing with me?

 

seulgibear

uh

 

godjihyo

Irene or Wendy?

 

seulgibear

uhhhh

 

baechu

IRENE

 

wannie

WENDY

 

baechu

SHUT UP

I SAID MY NAME FIRST

 

wannie

woOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOOoow

 

godjihyo

what the hell happened with these two?

 

seulgibear

it all started from me

._.

 

godjihyo

you must be a ing beautiful woman then

and... joy and yeri?

 

seulgibear

them?

oh they’re practically a married couple at this rate

 

godjihyo

.....

a tom and jerry couple?

 

seulgibear

yep

 

yem

AHHHHH

ING JOY

DON’T PINCH MY ING CHEEKS TOO HARD

 

chicken_joy

THAT WAS SO YOU CAN’T SEE THE SQUISHED SPIDER!

 

yem

YOU SHOULD HAVE COVERED THE EYES!

 

chicken_joy

what

PINCHED THEM?

 

yem

ARE YOU ING KIDDING ME!?

 

chicken_joy

CAN I PINCH YOUR S THEN!?

 

yem

WHAT!?

HELL NO

YOU ING ERT

OFF!

 

godjihyo

...

what did I just saw?

 

seulgibear

=o=)/

I can’t unsee

and I can’t unhear

 

godjihyo

@baechu WOULD YOU STOP QUARRELING WITH WENDY AND TALK WITH ME

 

baechu

...sorry

what do you want?

 

godjihyo

how about a crossover with twice and red velvet in one chat?

 

baechu

nice offer

i’ll accept

AFTER i deal with these members

feels hard to be a leader

 

godjihyo

suddenly

i felt the same

 

seulgibear

Can I sleep now

._.

 

wannie

SLEEP WITH ME

 

baechu

NO

ME

 

wannie

MEEEEEE!!!

 

godjihyo

-_\

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile, at Twicecord...

minari

why the hell are you adding dynamite on the wheelchair?

 

squirtlenayeonie

HEY

WHAT THE

DON’T PUSH THAT CHAIR

WITH LIT DYNAMITE

I’m STILL BEING CHASED

 

dubudubudabhyun

sacrifices had to be made

 

squirtlenayeonie

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

NOT LIKE THIS

 

jungers

Um

Change that plan Dahyun

 

dubudubudabhyun

...

how about let the spider chase the chair?

 

chewy

that works

 

dubudubudabhyun

then throw it out of a window

 

chewy

...

what?

we’ll get arrested, you ing eagle

 

dubudubudabhyun

IT’S OUR ONLY CHANCE

QUICK!

 

nosananolife

HOLY

 

chewy

...

sana tripped

where is that wheelchair heading?

 

moguri

NOM NOM NOM

OH SHI

CHAIR CHASiNG ME

AHHHHHHH

 

dubudubudabhyun

HOLY

SOMEONE CHASE THAT CHAIR

DON’T LET IT KILL MOBABE

 

chewy

how ironic

 

chaebae

I GOT IT

I GOT IT

OH

IT’S CHASING ME INSTEAD

 

minari

I’LL SAVE YOU

OH

IT CHASED ME

 

squirtlenayeonie

NO

NOOOO

WHY DID YOU PASS IT TO ME

NOW THE CHAIR AND THE SPIDER IS FOLLOWING ME

 

jungers

i’ll kick the ing chair out of the window then

...

HOW DID YOU MAKE IT TOO STURDY DAHYUN!?

 

dubudubudabhyun

uh

i don’t know?

 

chewy

what a great plan dork

now you’re getting us all killed

 

dubudubudabhyun

but

THE DYNAMITE

IS MADE OF FEATHERS!

WE’RE GONNA BE COVERED IN ING PILLOWS!

 

boom

 

chewy

COUGHS

UGH

FILTHY

 

chaebae

now where’s the spider?

 

dubudubudabhyun

i have no idea

 

jungers

ughhhh

how are we going to clean this up?

and who the hell controlled the chair?

 

squirtlenayeonie

NEVERMIND ABOUT THE CONTROLLED CHAIR

LET’S CLEAN THIS UP

AND ACTIVATE SPIDER ALERT

I DON’T WANNA FREAK OUT AGAIN FOR NOTHING

 

jungers

Well said

 

chewy

This is all your goddamn fault, rainbow piece of

 

dubudubudabhyun

well I say

it’s A MOTHERING SUCCESS

 

chaebae

howamistillwiththisgroup.gif

 

minari

:)

 

chaebae

foundmyinspiration.gif

mina.jpg

=u=)b

 

godjihyo

...

what happened to our dorm?

dahyun?

 

dubudubudabhyun

ummm

 

godjihyo

-_\

don’t...

i’m helping

 

dubudubudabhyun

there goes my insurance...

 

 

 

 

there’s a part 2 of this scenario where red velvet x twice chatroom happens! :D