godjihyo

@squirtlenayeonie

@jungers

 

*squirtlenayeonie is now online*

*jungers is now online*

 

godjihyo

would you guys stop squishing me on the van?

i’m trying to get to the dorm to find out what happened

 

jungers

meh

it’s this dork’s fault

 

squirtlenayeonie

BABBEEEEE D’:<

 

jungers

you don’t even claim me

so stop calling me babe

 

godjihyo

so beautiful

yet

so tragic

i am a proud leader

 

jungers

yuck

 

*chaebae is now online*

 

chaebae

I just replaced the stove

 

squirtlenayeonie

WHAT

 

jungers

nice

 

godjihyo

what?

how?

 

chaebae

the delivery guy just came in on time

the stove is a-ok

:ok_hand:

 

godjihyo

What the

THEN YOU REALLY COOKED!?

 

chaebae

yes indeed

=u=)b

 

jungers

what the

how can you cook!?

from now on, we’re going to make you cook

 

chaebae

no

i might make the stove explode again

 

jungers

good point

=n=)

 

[meanwhile, in DubChaeYu’s group DM]

chewy

Finally

that ing delivery was so faster than our members that I’m literally craving for food

 

dubudubudahyun

i can’t believe i’m leaving mogu out of this

i crie everytime

 

chaebae

I can’t believe

They fell to my lies again

 

dubudubudahyun

Good job my fellow maknae

=u=)b

 

chaebae

(=u=

 

chewy

anyway

if they ing found out we were lying

how are we going to get out of this

 

dubudubudahyun

huh

good question

 

chaebae

-_\

 

chewy

-_\

 

dubudubudahyun

HAJIMA

 

[back to Twicecord]

moguri

So the cashier told me that I gained weight

and I told him

“bish please, I’m Momo, I have ABS”

 

minari

WHAT THE HECK

MOMO PLS MAINTAIN

YOU’RE RUINING OUR GROUP’S IMAGE

 

nosananolife

guys

focus

how are we getting home from out of this traffic

 

godjihyo

do you wanna take the wheel then, sana?

 

nosananolife

..............

i humbly decline, no thanks

=n=)

 

moguri

@minari I AM MAINTAINING

 

godjihyo

still, this traffic is so long

I even worry for our not-so-hungry-maknaes thanks to Chaeng

 

minari

@moguri ASDFGHJKL

@godjihyo she can finally cook? :’)

 

godjihyo

she said the stove exploded....

..........................

oh wait

that was dahyun

..........

 

minari

..............

 

nosananolife

..................

 

moguri

...............

 

squirtlenayeonie

.................

 

jungers

..............

so how did chaeng get the food?

 

godjihyo

.....................

@chaebae @chaebae @chaebae @chaebae @chaebae

 

chaebae

WTH

STOP MESSING WITH MY MENTIONS

 

godjihyo

DID

YOU

ING

ORDERED

FOOD

 

chaebae

YES

WE WERE HUNGRY SO BLAME US IF YOU WANT

ASDFGHJKL

 

[back to DubChaeYu’s group DM]

chaebae

they figured it out now

 

dubudubudahyun

 

chaebae

but they’re stuck on traffic

 

chewy

...

good thing i was hungry

=n=)

 

dubudubudahyun

You don’t eat faster than Momo

but I would appreciate it if you did

 

chewy

=u=)b

 

chaebae

whatever

let’s eat

 

[and back to Twicecord]

godjihyo

those

ing

es

 

squirtlenayeonie

THEY LIED TO US

T.T

 

jungers

nice

my bro growing up faster than I’d thought

 

minari

ASDFGHJKL

I WAS TOO WORRIED D’:<

 

moguri

THEY’RE EATING WITHOUT ME

I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

 

nosananolife

yay

more free food

 

godjihyo

WAIT TILL THEY SEE WHAT WAS COMING TO THEM

 

nosananolife

OMG LEADER PLS MAINTAIN

D’:

I WANT MY TZUYU

 

godjihyo

yes you’ll get your tzuyu

 

chaebae

ahhhhhh

 

godjihyo

WHAT NOW

 

chaebae

i just finished eating

what’s up with you being angry so suddenly

 

godjihyo

you

and @dubudubudahyun

and @chewy

has a lot of explaining to do to me

 

chaebae

why

 

godjihyo

YOU GOT US ALL WORRIED

YOU SMOL BEAN

I AM GOING TO SPRINKLE HOLY WATER TO YOU MAKNAES >:((

 

nosananolife

amen

 

minari

amen

oh hi @chaebae :’D

 

moguri

amen

 

chaebae

hi @minari

 

jungers

meh

 

squirtlenayeonie

AMEN

 

chaebae

why y’all suddenly religious

isn’t our religion twice though?

 

chewy

why am I mentioned

 

dubudubudahyun

why am I mentioned

 

chewy

@dubudubudahyun stop copying me

 

dubudubudahyun

@chewy stop copying me

 

chewy

.....

 

dubudubudahyun

.....

 

chewy

orz

 

dubudubudahyun

orz

 

godjihyo

you two had got to stop copying each other

 

chewy

YES MAM

 

dubudubudahyun

YES MAM

 

chaebae

YES MAM

 

godjihyo

-_\

@chaebae and don’t follow along

 

chaebae

._.

 

godjihyo

all of you three

are going to be DEAD TO ME

 

chewy

which is why i have this

/attachment: Tzuyu selfie while holding a gun/

 

godjihyo

WHAT THE

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

 

chewy

Chaeyoung owns it

 

chaebae

IT WAS UNDER MY BED

I WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW WHY

 

dubudubudahyun

You are welcome to kill us at any time, Jihyosus

:pray:

 

chewy

:pray:

 

chaebae

:pray:

 

[and back to DubChaeYu’s group DM again]

dubudubudahyun

@chaebae .....that was a fake gun, wasn’t it

 

chaebae

of course it was a fake gun

why would I carry a real gun

 

chewy

well it KINDA looked like a real one with the picture i sent

 

chaebae

hoo boy.

i am going to be so dead.

 

dubudubudahyun

i gotchu fam

 

chewy

i gotchu fam

 

[and back to Twicecord for the last time]

chaebae

I am ready

 

chewy

/attachment: Picture of Chaeng pointing the gun to her head/

 

godjihyo

WHAT THE

DROP THAT GUN

NOW

 

chewy

.....

@dubudubudahyun :shrug:

 

dubudubudahyun

i have no idea what is wrong now

 

godjihyo

DROP THE GUN NOW

DDD’:<<<

 

chewy

Chill

It’s not even real

 

[after a minute of silence]

 

chewy

hello?

 

minari

wait

IT’S NOT REAL!?

WTH I WAS SILENTLY CRYING WITH SANA AND MOMO HERE >:’((

 

squirtlenayeonie

I WAS SUDDENLY CRYING

YOU FOOL @chaebae

 

godjihyo

SIGH

YOU THREE ARE REALLY GOING TO GET IT

 

dubudubudahyun

well it has been a nice performance with you all

@chewy @chaebae

let us go off at once

 

chewy

roger

 

chaebae

roger

 

*dubudubudahyun is now offline*

*chewy is now offline*

*chaebae is now offline*

 

godjihyo

IDIOTS

JUST IDIOTS

 

jungers

wow

and here i thought nayeon’s obsession with me is so much worse than this

 

squirtlenayeonie

WHY THE ARE YOU ENDING THIS CHAPTER WITH THAT!?

 

jungers

meh

 

squirtlenayeonie

D’:<