Kick

Twicecord

*dubudubudahyun is now online*

 

dubudubudahyun

guys

just wanted to say i’m currently tracking mina and chaeyoung

mkay

bye

 

*dubudubudahyun is now offline*

 

godjihyo

what the

why

 

nosananolife

isn’t that obvious?

:”>

 

moguri

SMH

SHE DIDN’T EVEN FETCH ME

:’((

 

*dubudubudahyun is now online*

 

moguri

DUBU

 

dubudubudahyun

yeah um

where are you right now

 

moguri

i’m also following you

 

dubudubudahyun

where the hell would you

oh

found you

:’)

 

moguri

:’)

 

*moguri is now offline*

*dubudubudahyun is now offline*

 

godjihyo

wow

girlfriends think alike

:thinking:

 

nosananolife

I wish me and Tzuyu would think alike

:(

 

chewy

am I not enough?

:’(

 

nosananolife

you’re fine

 

chewy

ty anyway

 

*jungers is now online*

 

jungers

have any of you guys

SEEN NAYEON?

 

godjihyo

no

why

 

jungers

she said something about losing her credit card

 

godjihyo

WHAT

 

chewy

that

 

godjihyo

@chewy your use of words are very disturbing

 

nosananolife

oh no D’:

 

jungers

why are you guys worried smh

i have it

i just needed to give it to her

 

godjihyo

well

if I recall earlier

she was crying while spouting nonsense words and ramming on the door, until she got out and that’s where she calmed down

 

jungers

.....

that ing dork

 

*jungers is now offline*

 

godjihyo

:shrug:

 

chewy

wow she didn’t even hesitate to slam the door

 

godjihyo

well it IS jeongyeon

I don’t get why you two have the same strength

 

chewy

I do not understand what you are saying

 

godjihyo

-_-

 

nosananolife

OH

 

*nosananolife is now offline*

 

chewy

SANA!?

SANAAA!???!

WHERE ARE YOU!?

:crying:

 

godjihyo

i’m guessing she tripped again

 

chewy

HELL NO I’M NOT LEAVING HER BEHIND

WHERE IS SHE

 

*nosananolife is now online*

 

chewy

SANA

 

nosananolife

OPEN

THE

GODDAMN

BATHROOM

DOOR

 

chewy

I’M COMING

......

WHAT THE

IT’S LOCKED

 

nosananolife

THAT’S THE ING PROBLEM

THE DOORKNOB BROKE

 

chewy

WHAT

 

godjihyo

well

 

*jungers is now online*

 

jungers

shoot

i can’t find nayeon

 

nosananolife

THAT’S FINE BUT PLEASE OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR

 

jungers

oh

if you meant the bathroom door

you can just break through it

 

nosananolife

I DON’T EVEN HAVE THAT KIND OF POWER

 

godjihyo

same

my powers are useless

and i’m seeing a sana inside the bathroom

 

nosananolife

jihyo WHY

 

chewy

n-n-?

@_@

 

nosananolife

tzuyu WHY

 

jungers

good ing job jihyo

 

godjihyo

:shrug:

 

chewy

I-I’ll break it down

I have the power

 

[after at least 2 smashes by Tzuyu on the bathroom door]

 

nosananolife

BE MORE CAREFUL

THE DOOR ALMOST SMASHED ME

-_-

 

chewy

I AM SO SORRY

 

nosananolife

YOU’RE JUST LUCKY JEONG WAS THERE TO STOP IT

 

jungers

how cute

a quarrel

 

chewy

PLEASE FORGIVE ME

:’((

 

nosananolife

.....

well, you’re my true love

so you’re forgiven

 

godjihyo

that does not mistake the 50+ other girlfriends you have, @nosananolife

 

nosananolife

who told you to say that

 

godjihyo

I’m your leader, goddamnit

 

chewy

it’s all right

as long as sana loves me

<3

 

nosananolife

<3

 

*dubudubudahyun is now online*

 

dubudubudahyun

EVERYONE GET ONLINE

 

*moguri is now online*

*squirtlenayeonie is now online*

 

jungers

@squirtlenayeonie WHERE THE WERE YOU

 

squirtlenayeonie

I am so sorry

:’(

 

jungers

...

meh

 

squirtlenayeonie

I’ll come home later

:’(

 

jungers

get back here quickly

i have your goddamn credit card

 

squirtlenayeonie

what the

where did you find it

 

jungers

seeing as you’re Nayeon

Tzuyu told me it was in the company building

 

chewy

you’re an idiot

 

squirtlenayeonie

T_T

 

dubudubudahyun

GUYS

FFS

 

moguri

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE LISTEN TO MY GIRLFRIEND

 

godjihyo

I’m listening

 

chewy

I’m listening

 

jungers

meh

 

squirtlenayeonie

I’M LISTENING

 

nosananolife

I’M LISTENING

 

dubudubudahyun

good

=u=)

okay, so me and momo we’re trailing mina and chaeyoung earlier

guess what we found so far?

/attachment: MiChaeng arm linking/

/attachment: Chaeng kissing Mina on the cheek/

/attachment: Mina blushing while Chaeng is hugging her from the side/

/attachment: literally more MiChaeng spam/

 

godjihyo

wow

 

jungers

AYYYYY

 

squirtlenayeonie

AWWW

 

chewy

wow

 

nosananolife

YAY :’D

 

moguri

that’s my girl

=u=)

 

dubudubudahyun

we are currently hiding right now

 

*chaebae is now online*

*minari is now online*

 

moguri

OH

QUICK

 

dubudubudahyun

I’M TRYING

 

chaebae

U DAHYUN

 

dubudubudahyun

YOU SMOL BEAN CAN’T FIND US

 

chaebae

WHEN I FIND YOU

I’M GOING TO END YOU

 

dubudubudahyun

it’s okay

i’ve already delivered

 

chaebae

FFS

 

godjihyo

okay

so are we gonna ask the important questions now?

 

dubudubudahyun

@chaebae YOU STRAIGHT OR GAY

 

moguri

@chaebae YOU POLE OR STRAW

 

nosananolife

@moguri why straw? :o

 

moguri

they bend

 

chewy

holy

that’s smart

 

nosananolife

ASJDSGSGJG

YOU JUST MADE ME THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

 

jungers

guys

the most important question

@chaebae did you claim her :eyes:

 

minari

may I speak

 

chaebae

sure go ahead

 

minari

I got her :’D

 

squirtlenayeonie

NICE

 

nosananolife

@minari YOU GAY

@chaebae AND YOU GAY

YAAAY WE ALL GAY

:’D

 

godjihyo

istg why am I in this

 

chaebae

she got me

I’m impressed

:’)

 

minari

(///v///)

 

dubudubudahyun

now that’s settled

hmmm

@moguri wanna sit on top of each other?

=u=)

 

moguri

HAH

I LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT

 

*moguri is now offline*

*dubudubudahyun is now offline*

 

chaebae

that literally means let’s

-_\

 

godjihyo

ffs

 

chaebae

OH

saw them

I can see their legs

and the leaves on that bush over there are gonna be depleted

 

minari

I DON’T WANNA SEE

 

chaebae

NO EXCEPTIONS

I’M STOPPING THEM

 

*chaebae is now offline*

 

minari

I’M HELPING

 

*minari is now offline*

 

squirtlenayeonie

FFS

WHY

IN THE MIDDLE OF PUBLIC

AT THE PARK

IN SOME KINDA BUSH!?

 

jungers

I have no idea

what is wrong with a tofu and a jokbal eater now

 

chewy

oh please

they’re the most stupid couple ever

 

nosananolife

ugh

they like it rough

even worse

they like it in public

@_@

 

godjihyo

I wish to be out of here

As soon as possible

And that includes you

 

*godjihyo has disconnected everyone from Twicecord*

 

*Guest is now offline*

 

aww
poor you :3

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K_1807
#1
Chapter 9: This is really entertaining :)))))
bguimaraes
#2
Chapter 62: Lmao

These girls are crazy
minjeonginamo
#3
Chapter 62: Wow nag update siya hehehehe
chaellax
14 streak #4
Chapter 66: No, we should thank you for making such a great twice chat room!
bguimaraes
#5
Chapter 66: <3
3vilGenius #6
Chapter 46: Woww...how did our name appears..niceee?
ladymanlaydeh #7
There is an actual Twicecord for anyone wondering out there. No, the members are not in it. I don't think they even know what Twicecord is.
Spankers
#8
Chapter 64: Yes!! Please continue these crack interactions!
X-ZERB_areia
#9
How i wish this was still readable offline :((
Wivern #10
Chapter 64: Continue please. :)