*nosananolife is now online*

 

nosananolife

OKAY

WHO’S MAKING A RUCKUS EARLY MORNING

I’M TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP AND HAVE WET DREAMS ABOUT TZUYU

SMH

 

*minari is now online*

 

minari

...I did not get on just to read this ert chat

-_-

 

*jungers is now online*

 

jungers

Phone kept buzzing

smh

What are you guys talking about

 

nosananolife

THERE WAS A NOISE EARLY MORNING

AND I’M TRYING TO SLEEP GODDAMIT

 

*godjihyo is now online*

*squirtlenayeonie is now online*

 

godjihyo

Okay

what’s wrong

 

squirtlenayeonie

OMO

WHAT IS WRONG PEOPLE

 

*moguri is now online*

 

moguri

GIVE ME BACK MY JOKBAL DREAM

AND MY DAHYUN DREAM

YOU ALL PEOPLE

 

minari

-_\

 

*dubudubudahyun is now online*

*chaebae is now online*

*chewy is now online*

 

godjihyo

Oh hello maknaes

What’s making all of the ruckus this morning

EARLY morning, to be exact

 

dubudubudahyun

I dunno

 

chaebae

same

 

chewy

same

 

[meanwhile, in the maknae line’s group chat]

 

chaebae

Okay

I have to admit, Dahyun, that is the most craziest idea you have ever thought of

 

dubudubudahyun

LEL

WHAT PART

 

chewy

you mean the “HEY LET’S PRETEND TO BE GHOSTS AND DROP ALL OF THE POTS IN THE KITCHEN FOR JUST NOTHING”

Literally.

 

dubudubudahyun

well

does this even scare them?

 

chaebae

yes

 

chewy

yes

 

dubudubudahyun

better thank me if our girlfriends came to us crying and hugging lol

saying WE ARE BRAVE and

 

chewy

...

that’s accurate

for a stupid idea

 

dubudubudahyun

=n=)

You got Sana anyway

 

chewy

...

I take it back

You have a wonderful idea

 

chaebae

LOL

 

[back to Twicecord]

 

squirtlenayeonie

THERE ARE MORE THINGS DROPPING IN THE KITCHEN

AND I AM SCARED TO LOOK

IF ONLY I HAVE JEONG TO HUG

INSTEAD IM HUGGING MINA

 

minari

YOURE ING FAT OFF

 

squirtlenayeonie

I HAVE THE RIGHT WEIGHT, DEAL WITH THE HUG

 

minari

FOR SAKES

I’M DYING

 

jungers

See

this is why I don’t like to receive hugs from Nayeon

 

godjihyo

I can tell

 

chewy

What noise

 

godjihyo

Have you been listening

The ruckus in the kitchen?

=n=)

 

chewy

Sorry

I had headphones on

 

godjihyo

at night?

 

chewy

why does it matter

I wanted to listen to Sana’s voice while I sleep

 

nosananolife

OMO <3 <3

 

moguri

tzuyu WHAT THE

that is nothing compared to Sana’s wet dreams

 

nosananolife

@moguri OFF

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

 

minari

I DO NOT KNOW IF I SHOULD SPEAK

BUT NAYEON IS SQUISHING ME TO DEATH

 

chaebae

@squirtlenayeonie HANDS OFF MY FUTURE WIFE

 

squirtlenayeonie

I’M JUST SCARED

PLUS JEONG ISN’T EVEN HERE

 

jungers

Wew

 

minari

F-f-f-future wife

(////u////)

 

godjihyo

sigh, people istg

 

dubudubudahyun

holy

 

godjihyo

What’s wrong Dubu?

 

squirtlenayeonie

DUBU HURRY

I’M ING SCARED

 

jungers

ugh

I’m coming to your room

but AFTER you let go of Mina

 

squirtlenayeonie

OH SORRY

 

minari

FOR SAKES

YOU SAVED MY LIFE

THANKS

 

jungers

np

now Momo

don’t you dare eat jokbal without me keeping an eye on you

 

moguri

YES SIR

 

jungers

mam*

sigh, sometimes you forget me as a girl

 

godjihyo

ouch

 

minari

ouch

 

chaebae

ouch

 

chewy

ouch

 

dubudubudahyun

HA

SERVES YOU RIGHT

 

squirtlenayeonie

MOMO WHY

 

moguri

ASDGSHDHS

I’M SORRY

 

dubudubudahyun

oh

anyway

WHY THE HELL AM I SEEING MY DOPPELGANGER IN THE KITCHEN

 

moguri

OMG

2 DUBUS

 

minari

WHAT

 

godjihyo

WHAT

 

squirtlenayoenie

AHHHH

JEONG PLEASE

TnT)

 

jungers

ffs just wait

 

dubudubudahyun

OH SHI

 

*dubudubudahyun is now offline*

 

chaebae

NO

MAKNAE LEADER!!

 

chewy

tbh I wanted her to die

...

jk

I love her too

 

moguri

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

DUBU

WIFIEHGIEHFIHGI

MY LIFE IS OVER WITHOUT DUBU

WHO AM I

WHAT AM I

WHERE AM I

 

godjihyo

MOMO CALM THE DOWN

 

chaebae

oh

now I see MY doppelganger too

 

godjihyo

CHAE

DON’T STARE

 

chaebae

FUC

 

*chaebae is now offline*

 

godjihyo

WELL

 

minari

NOOOOOOOOOO

WHO AM I

WHERE AM I

WHAT AM I

 

godjihyo

MINA ISTG

 

chewy

...

...

 

*chewy is now offline*

 

godjihyo

NOT TZUYU TOO

 

nosananolife

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHO AM I

WHERE AM I

WHAT AM I

 

godjihyo

DAFUQ SANA TOO!?

 

jungers

meh

 

squirtlenayeonie

JEONG

I’M SCARED

WAHHHHH

T_T

 

jungers

Stop

Squishing

Me

 

[back at maknaes’ group chat]

 

chaebae

...

how the hell did they fell for it

 

dubudubudahyun

well it’s night time

plus we’ve been making noises

 

chewy

I was tired

but now I feel

energized

 

dubudubudahyun

see

what did I tell you tzuyu

=u=)b

 

chewy

still the worst idea ever

 

chaebae

Savage yet helpful

 

dubudubudahyun

thats fine

as long as my plan works

it works

lol

=u=)

 

chewy

yeah um

we need to get back to our room and sleep

 

dubudubudahyun

good point

lmao

im tired now

 

[back to Twicecord, time is morning]

 

*chaebae is now online*

*dubudubudahyun is now online*

*chewy is now online*

 

chaebae

GOOD MORNING UNNIES!!

 

godjihyo

...

 

squirtlenayeonie

...

 

jungers

...

 

moguri

...

 

minari

...

 

nosananolife

...

 

chaebae

eh?

unnies?

 

chewy

Wow good job dahyun

 

dubudubudahyun

another great performance by the maknaes

BOW

 

godjihyo

...

you three are so dead to me later

 

squirtlenayeonie

...

before that

jihyosus I think all of us need holy water after getting scared less there

T_T

 

godjihyo

right after I scold the maknaes, yes

 

chewy

yeah um

Dahyun good luck explaining

 

dubudubudahyun

oh please

it’s not like i’ll die

 

godjihyo

you first, dahyun

 

dubudubudahyun

yep

called it

 

happy random weekend!