new phone who dis

supermoo

set like 2cd year after school

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OB VS VACUUMS DUEL DECK

[j‘amie] has anyone heard from jungkook recently
[j'amie] I've just had radio silence
[gyujin] I've heard nothing
[minkyung]  he has been pretty awol lately
[yugyeom] right I was meant to tell you
[rose] did u make us miss his funeral
[yugyeom] he lost his phone
[yugyeom] rose tf
[rose] that's def far preferable news
[j'amie] yk i'm not even surprised
[gyujin] he's working can't he buy another one
[yugyeom] he's on top of a ing mountain miles from civilisation
[yugyeom] they don't sell phones up there
[yugyeom] and he can't exactly pop down to the nearest town
[yugyeom] also he spends like 90% of his money on alcohol bc he says it's too cold
[rose] well he wanted to go work at a ing ski resort for 3 months
[j'amie] of course he spends all his money on alcohol
[gyujin] how'd he get hold of you then
[yugyeom] we competed to see who could memorise the others number quickest in like grade 10
[yugyeom] he still remembers mine and it hasn't changed
[yugyeom] he used the office phone when he was working in reception and was bored af
[yugyeom] he was just sitting there drinking the complimentary sherry for the guests
[minkyung] dude I miss him when's he coming back
[yugyeom] yoh right in front of me and everything
[minkyung] :*
[j'amie] month, month and a half isn't it?
[yugyeom] yeah thereabouts

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CAT TRIBAL DECK MFERS

yugyeom has added jk
[da₩] who tf
[jk] ES I AM OFF THE MOUNTAIN AND HAVE OBTAINED A PHONE
[rose] KOOKIE MONSTER
[jk] this is my new number do with it what you will
[venti caramel frappucino] THE PRODIGAL SON HAS RETURNED
[minghao] *the fourth horseman of the apocalypse
[da₩] you're numbers one through 3 right
[minghao] love you too babe
[da₩] ❤❤❤
[jk] ok ignoring whatever freaky is going on there for now
[jk has changed the subject from CAT TRIBAL DECK MFERS to jjk appreciation shindig]
[jk] LISTEN UP MOTHERERS I ARRIVE IN TOWN AT 10 AKLOK TOMORROW AND HAVE GOTTEN PERMISSION FOR Y'ALL TO PITCH ANYTIME FROM 4 ONWARDS 
[minghao] aklok
[jk] listen I typed a by accident and then just kinda gave up
[minghao has changed the subject from jjk appreciation shindig to turn up 4 aklok @ jk's]
[da₩] informative and savage I love it
[jk] ok srsly did I miss something while I was away
[da₩] ;)
[minghao] ♥♥
[rose] how was the mountain?
[jk] drunk af coworker who didn't stay in my room pissed on my roommates stuff was hysterical
[jk] also almost landed on a roof when I tried snowboarding
[jk] had to literally dig myself out of reception when the snowstorm happened
[jk] also am I the only person seeing that
[rose] seeing what
[jk] minghao sending hearts to someone
[minghao] dawon
[jk] FUKN THAT TF
[venti caramel frappucino] bruh it's totally normal
[jk] WTF DID I MISS

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Shaboobla #1
Chapter 20: I miss Jamie I feel like she isn't that corporated into the plotline anymore
Shaboobla #2
Chapter 9: Can we get another worded chapter with Jimin (Jamie) pls author nim
KoreanTurkishDork #3
Chapter 1: Ohhhhh miiii god ive read ur story on Archive of our own , its so good & funny
Lizzy2Liz #4
Chapter 9: These are really cute and funny i like them very much!!!! I love the 97liner i feel like they are my children and i must protect them at all costs lol especially jimin she is my main bias!!