jungkook, rakdos blood witch

[jk] guys there's a ing pizza oven here
[jk] like it's just there in the corner of the field
[jk] like a legit woodfire clay pizza oven
[jk] on the school property
[kyungwon] do you wanna go see the chickens?
[j'amie] THERE'RE CHICKENS?!!!!!
[kyungwon] wow that's exactly what jungkook just yelled

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jungkook, rakdos blood witch

[jk] guess what i just did this entire break
[jk] guess what i just spent this HOUR LONG BREAK DOing
[dabdab]
[jk] chilling on a cliffside behi
[jk] bam off why are you like this
[jk] on a cliffside behind a mini forest counting the neighbouring farm's horses
[jk] there's 8 of them
[jk] also there's a neighbouring farm
[j'amie] you still haven't stolen me a chicken
[jk] get your own damn chicken
[j'amie] i am
[j'amie] you are but a tool
[dabdab] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[dabdab has changed the subject from jungkook, rakdos blood witch to jungkook is a tool]

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jungkook is a tool

[jk] i have had more picnics in the last three months then i have had in my entire life
[mingyu] *than
[gyujin] but we have lots of picnics
[jk] getting drunk illegally on a concrete bench under a tree next to the sea at night with takeout is not a picnic
[jk] i'm talking like
[jk] proper picnics
[jk] with picnic blankets and ing flasks
[jk] not two litre cooldrink bottles and one litre vodka bottles with no cups and polystyrene containers of subpar chips
[rose] wow way to be a snob jungkook
[da₩] waldorf's changed you
[jk] ALL I'M SAYING IS THERE WEREN'T PICNIC BLANKETS
[jk] didn't say i didn't like them
[jk] i am currently sitting on a picnic blanet with a travel cup of tea and sandwiches on actual grass okay
[jk] i feel posh af
[jk] no place to get high here tho
[minkyung] that's what you think
[jk] wtf minkyung where u at hook me up

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jungkook is a tool

[da₩ has changed the subject from jungkook is a tool to 1mnth coping meeting fri]
[da₩] or sat tbh
[da₩] at mine obv
[yugyeom] oh yes
[jihyo] so there
[j'amie] imma try
[da₩] @new peeps aka minkyung and kyungwon you're welcome too get jk to explain how this all goes down
[minkyung] wow thanks!
[minkyung] this friday?
[dabdab] yep
[kyungwon] i'm not doing anything
[minkyung] same
[j'amie] imma try harder
[gyujin] so i'm not saying don't come
[dabdab] haha come
[jihyo] ur a Child bam
[gyujin] i'm just saying get all the info from jungkook before you make a decision
[gyujin] i have Seen Things
[da₩] yeah like you in my pajama shorts
[jihyo] *like you trying to take off dawon's pj shorts when told they meant you weren't as as you claimed
[gyujin] okay I brought this on myself
[rose] at least you can admit it
[jk] OH IS GOING DOWN I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU MOTHERERS FOR LIKE THREE YEARS
[j'amie] it's been a month
[yugyeom] i saw you at work last weekend
[mingyu] ^
[minkyung] we go to school together
[jk] THREE YEARS