How to Deal with Park Chanyeol

Kim Junmyeon a.k.a Suho
Leader of EXO, lead vocalist

            Am I on cue? Oh. Okay…

We are one!

Hello, I am EXO’s leader, Suho, it’s nice to meet you all. Oh, this isn’t going to be out as a video? It’ll be written down then? I see, I’ll be doing less actions then. Wait- why are there cameras set if this wouldn’t be out as a video? I mean, we can just use a voice recorder or something. Oh. For pictures? But there are tripods- Ugh, never mind all that, let’s proceed on the whole interview.

Should I do all that again? You guys wouldn’t be writing my errors earlier, right? You won’t? Alright then. 1, 2 and…

We are one!

Hello, I am EXO’s leader, Suho and it is nice to meet you all. I do hope you guys will be able to learn more about me from this interview- What do you guys mean this interview is not about me? About another member? I see, then shall we start with the questions, please?

First question, “’WE are one?’”

Our introduction is true, our group is one. Just like puzzle pieces. Despite the puzzle pieces’ differences, we find a way to connect them together to make a beautiful portrait. This does not apply just to our group, but to each and every one. We all have our differences, from physical aspects, personalities, talents and whatnots, but this will be the way for us to find the people that’ll complete every flaw we all have.

Man, I am getting pretty deep. Am I even saying things right? I am just concerned it’ll turn out confusing to the readers.

Now for the second question: “What do you think about Chen’s jokes?”

Seriously? I am getting asked about Chen’s jokes? This seriously is one weird interview. No offense, but it’s true. The questions you are giving us is weird. Is th