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Incorrect Soonhao
Soonyoung: Minghao, what do you want?
Minghao: Woah boy, okay. Financial stability, a place I can call home, an end to my anxiet-
Soonyoung: I meant from the store, Minghao.
Junhui: Minghao, call Seungcheol.
Minghao: [opens Siri] Siri, call Dad.
Siri: Calling "Daddy".
Minghao: Wait, no!
[Soonyoung's phone rings]
Soonyoung: We have some lightly fried fish fillets leftover for dinner
Minghao: It's 1:15 in the morning.
Soonyoung: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not?
Minghao: Yeah
Soonyoung: Come get the lightly fried fish fillets while you can.
Minghao: You just made them?
Soonyoung: No, I told you, the lightly fried fish fillets are leftover
Minghao: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time, I dare you
Minghao: Did you have trouble with the homework?
Soonyoung: Piece of cake.
Minghao: You didn't do it, did you?
Soonyoung: I don't even know where my books are.
Minghao: I heard that 1 in 4 boys is gay. That means a boy I know is gay.
Minghao: ...
Minghao: I hope it’s Soonyoung. Soonyoung's cute.
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