Minghao: Hi I'm Minghao and you are?

Soonyoung: Questioning my uality 

*Soonyoung is holding 7 tacos*

Minghao: what did you do?

Soonyoung: I was trying to order one chicken soft taco and she asked if I said seven and I didn't want to correct her so I just said yes and now I have seven chicken soft tacos.

• Soonyoung: I guess while you get your medicine I’ll just stroll through the candy aisle, but won’t get any.
• Minghao: You can buy two candies.
• Soonyoung: *gasps* TWO?!?!
• [Later]
• Soonyoung [holding a giant jar of gummy bears]: This counts as one!

• [Seventeen on a hike]
• Soonyoung: Man, it's beautiful out here today. I love Mother Nature!
• Minghao, out of breath: MOTHER NATURE'S A !!!

• Soonyoung [texting]: m8
• Soonyoung: u wanna go???
• Minghao: yea
• Soonyoung: on a date with me
• Soonyoung: OH YOU DO!
• Soonyoung: OOOH!!!!!
• Minghao: YOU’RE SAYING THAT LIKE I FELL FOR A CUNNING PRANK I’M YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU EGG