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Incorrect Soonhao
  • Soonyoung: it's weird how british people say 'lift' instead of 'elevator'
  • Soonyoung: and how Minghao says "you're a disappointment" instead of "I love you."
 

 

  • Soonyoung: what do u want for christmas?
  • Minghao: ...ouran high school host club season 2
  • Soonyoung: [Wipes tear] me too

 

 

  • Interviewer: What's your favorite color?
  • Soonyoung: Minghao... Wait, what was the question?

 

 

  • Soonyoung: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
  • Minghao: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
  • [pause]
  • Soonyoung: …Oh.
  • Minghao: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

 

 

  • Soonyoung: If you have 10 cookies and someone takes half of them away, what will they have?
  • Minghao: A broken hand.
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