One by one, they all cause problems that made their families almost snap their own necks and just die because their sons are so retarded.
 

Luhan set his parents' room on fire.

Yixing kept on talking about unicorns.

Baekhyun stole all of his mother's eyeliner.

And Zitao emptied all of the Gucci stores.
 

They are lucky their still alive.

Now all of them are chilling in the old playground and talking about their non-existence life.

"I hate that guy so much!" Kyungsoo started.

"Who?" Baekhyun asked.

"That guy who came here like last week!" Kyungsoo grumbled.

"Ohhh that guy.. what did he do?" Baekhyun asked, again.

"He spilled melon juice on me." 

With wide eyes, they all stare at Kyungsoo.

"What did you do to him?" Zitao asked.

"Nothing. I just left." 

"Wait wait wait! You just left?! How come you threaten authorities when they spill coffee on you BUT when that guy spilled melon juice on you, you do nothing?!" Baekhyun yelled.

"O-okay! Shut your pie-hole and take a chill pill." Kyungsoo said, patting Baekhyun.

"I don't have chill. They are all gone so yeah, I'll lose my once in a while." Baekhyun said, taking a deep breath and exhale, relaxing himself.

"I just left that guy alone cause he doesn't deserve my attention." Kyungsoo scoffed, explaining that he doesn't like Kai or anything.

"You have a point..." Yixing said.

"At least we are going to boarding school together!" Minseok cheered.

"Yeah!!"

"You guys are crazy." Kyungsoo chuckled.

" I was born to be crazy." Baekhyun flipped his imaginary long hair.

"There's only 3 days left and good bye summer.." Zitao sighed.

"Then let's make the most of it now! T.P timeeee!!" Minseok shouted and dragged Luhan away.

"Those kids..." Yixing chuckled and followed them.

Zitao, Baekhyun and Kyungsoo looked at each other.

"Meh." They all said and followed the other 3 idiots.
 

***

"This is perfect!" Zitao yelled, looking at their old middle school teacher's house, Mr. Silver.

"Guys, don't you think he'll catch us?" Yixing suddenly asked.

"Nah! What's the worst thing that can happen?" Minseok chuckled.

Luhan suddenly grinned. "He'll drag us in his house and cook us for dinner."

All of them shivered, Luhan really says the worst thing ever. 

"Luhan that's not funny.." Baekhyun said, hiding behind Kyungsoo.

"You never know.." Luhan said before throwing another toilet paper.

Suddenly, a beep of a car caught their attention.

"Oh my gosh he's here!" Baekhyun yelled.

"HEY!" Mr. Silver shouted.

"RUNNNNN!" They all shouted (except Luhan) and ran away.

"You kids, come back here!" Shouted the annoyed Mr. Silver.

***

They were back in the old playground, panting. 

"That was fun! Let's
rest. He'll never catch us anyway." Kyungsoo panted.

"Yeah.. I swear if that boarding school has PE and make us run, I will put explosives on the gym and the field." Minseok huffed, sitting on a swing.

"Same. I hate running." Baekhyun whined. "I rather read a boring book than break a sweat." He added.

"For realz." Zitao said.

"Sleep over at my house?" Minseok asked.

"No ing way! All of them shouted.

Minseok pouted. "Why not?"

"Minseok, your father is ing scary." Baekhyun said, getting goosebumps.

"No he isn't." Minseok chuckled.

"Yes he is!" Luhan yelled.

"Oh yeah? Give me one reason he's scary." Minseok said, crossing his arms.

"He threw vases on us when we're too loud." Kyungsoo started.

"He once put poison our drinks. We're lucky we didn't drink it!" Baekhyun added.

"He cancelled our pizza delievery." Zitao said, sad about not getting pizza that day.

"He–"

"Okay, okay! I said one reason! Show-offs" Minseok grumbled. "And my father can be nice too!" He added.

"Uhuh. Yeah. Honey, the nicest thing he said to us is 'You're lucky I didn't poison your food.' And he was threatening us with a knife that time! Though I, who brings knife everywhere I go, still got scared!" Kyungsoo said. (half yelled)

"He only likes Luhan! How unfair!" Zitao whined.

"Because I'm quiet, you retards." Luhan chuckled.

"Oh my gosh, he's speaking!" Yixing said.

"Hey hey, I speak too! I'm human. I just don't like talking too much." Luhan explained.

"Anyway, sorry Minseok. We're only going for a sleepover in your house IF your father isn't there, which he is right now, right?" Baekhyun said apologetically.

"No he's no– okay nevermind, he's coming home tomorrow morning." Minseok said, scratching his head and smiling sheepishly.

"Let's sleepover at my house instead!" Yixing said, raising his hand.

Everyone stared at Yixing.

"Sure!"

"Why not?"

"Let's go!!"
 

***

They arrived at Yixing's and was escorted by the butlers and maids.

"Oh wow.." The 5 of them exclaimed. 

"Yixing did your parents arranged the living room? Its different from what I rememb