Let's just have it here together so that we can all get over it ^^

Enjoy~

Mino: Well, me

Mino: this is so scary

Mino: Seungyoon-ah

Mino: I have a question

Mino: don't ignore me

Mino: I know you are just sitting there, smelling like

Seungyoon: stop smelling me

Mino: No

Seungyoon: what is up?

Mino: when I date someone

Mino: how will I date?

Seungyoon: I think we can worry about that when the miraculous day of you actually getting a date happens

Seungyoon: and you're asking me for a dating advice?

Seungyoon: dude, I sit here all day, smelling like a

Seungyoon: I don't know a single crap

Mino: No, I mean how will I date?

Seungyoon: what the are you trying to say by asking the exact same question again?

Mino: like how????

Mino: where do we go?

Mino: I mean, I would like to get to the top, be really famous

Mino: and people will know me when I do that

Mino: then what happens? I go to a cafe with my cute girlfriend and people just take our picture?

Mino: tell me again how it is legal to take someone's picture and make money out of it?

Mino: do I just stay in the car all the time?

Mino: how do people do it? will the company pay them for the pictures as always?

Mino: Every single time?

Mino: but what about other people? people who saw me and told their friends about me!

Mino: I'm gonna die alone, aren't I?

Taehyun: at least you'll have me

Mino: that means I'm gonna die alone and be ing miserable until it finally happens

Seunghoon: at least you know your pain will end one day

Mino: is that the best comfort I get?

Seunghoon: Yes

Jinwoo: they're talking about pink hair T.T what if it doesn't suit me

Jinwoo: would it be too much?

Seungyoon: you're pretty no matter what, hyung

Mino: why can't you be like that to me?

Seungyoon: No

Jinwoo: still, it's too bold

Jinwoo: totally pink

Mino: I think it will match your fair skin and big eyes pretty well

Mino: you can pull it off

Seunghoon: of course he will pull it off

Seunghoon: we'll be in big trouble if our only visual is not looking good

Seunghoon: who knows when we will get our next comeback

Seunghoon: I might just be holding my firstborn when that happens

Mino: wow, you will have a child one day ^^

Mino: we will disband and you will retire

Mino: and you will marry and become a father

Mino: and then eventually die

Seunghoon: thanks, your uplifting words inspire me to live on

Taehyun: what are you doing?

Jinwoo: Mino is having another existential crisis

Taehyun: Mino hyung thinking is never a good thing

Mino: and, apparently, you existing is never a good thing for me

Taehyun: good

Mino: Someone do something about Taehyun

Seunghoon: No

Seunghoon: comeback is near

Seunghoon: after disbandment, okay?

Mino: we're gonna disband?

Seunghoon: unless you find the fountain of youth and awesomeness, yeah

Mino: and then your baby will poop on me

Mino: and then sometimes your wife will glare at me because I brought you back home late and drunk

Seungyoon: that sounds good

Seungyoon: getting married, getting pooped on by a baby

Seungyoon: getting to do all that

Seungyoon: getting to live for that long and well

Seungyoon: that actually sounds pretty damn good, Mino

Mino: I still think you're an

Seungyoon: I know and I agree with you

Mino: no matter how many cool things you say, you're still an

Seungyoon: an that you can't stop smelling, yeah

Taehyun: did you just...

Mino: I have never been shocked this much in my entire life

Mino: and I'm a person who woke up to find a half man in my bed

Jinwoo: what?

Seungyoon: nothing is ever literal these days, don't take it literally!

Seungyoon: also what? who was ?

Mino: half

Seungyoon: why was he ?

Mino: why? you care?

Seungyoon: who is he?

Taehyun: are you guys filming an angsty teen drama?

Seunghoon: I don't think it's teen. Because I feel like things are about to get pretty rated

Jinwoo: yeah, this life is pretty okay

Do you feel better now?