Life is Fun
Winner Text Messages 2
So the last chapter was a bit...unusual ^^"
this time we're back to usual
Enjoy~
Seunghoon: guys
Seunghoon: listen to this
Seunghoon: this dude got into the bus
Seunghoon: sat next to a girl
Seunghoon: who kept chewing her gum really loud
Seunghoon: like a world champion
Seunghoon: a line came to his mind and he thought he got this one chance to be savage
Seunghoon: he took out a 1000 won bill and said "could you stop chewing your gum? take this and buy a new gum when you get off"
Seunghoon: the girl, without even blinking, took out a 5000 won and said "could you get off and take the next bus?"
Seunghoon: dude was so impressed he got off right away
Mino: don't mess with girls, man ^^ still hate loud chewing though
Seunghoon: if she is gonna be an , might as well be a proud one
Mino: who was the dude?
Seunghoon: I don't know. I just heard the story on FM
Mino: which one? is it going on now?
Seunghoon: Yeah
Mino: which one?
Seunghoon: not gonna tell you
Mino: why not?
Seunghoon: it's mine
Mino: no, it's not
Seunghoon: yes, it is
Mino: it's for anyone who wants to listen
Seunghoon: I'll tell u another one
Jinwoo: good
Seunghoon: this student lived alone
Seunghoon: one evening someone knocked on her door
Seunghoon: she looked through the hole and didn't recognize the stranger
Seunghoon: "who is it?" she said
Seunghoon: is A there?
Seunghoon: No, there is no A here
Seunghoon: where did A go?
Seunghoon: A doesn't live here
Seunghoon: when will A be coming back?
Seunghoon:There is no A!
Seunghoon: can you tell I stopped by when A comes back?
Seunghoon: the girl finally exploded. "I tOLd YoU tHEre iS nO A HeRE!"
Seunghoon: then came the reply, "Will you shut up already? I'm talking to your neighbor!"
Seunghoon: Her neighbor's door was right next to hers...
Mino: which station is it?
Mino: I can't go through all of them!
Jinwoo: at least she got to talk someone
Jinwoo: living alone can be lonely
Seungyoon: more stories like this?
Seunghoon: 8 year old's list
Seunghoon: Things I can do at home:
Seunghoon: 1. Look after my little sister
Seughoon: 2. Put away my toys
Seunghoon: 3. Fold my socks
Seunghoon: 4. Beat my little sister
Seunghoon: the end
Mino: I hope Seungyoon will get two daughters like this
Seungyoon: daughters r going to be the death of me
Seungyoon: I don't think I can say no to even my son
Seungyoon: how am I suppose to reject my daughters?
Jinwoo: Oooh, our Yoon is gonna be a great father
Seungyoon: well, with you by my side, I'll be a great anything
Mino: are you ing for real?
Seungyoon: I know I'm too dazzling and everything, but, yeah, I'm real
Seunghoon: dude's a college student
Seunghoon: his big sister calls him one day
Seunghoon: she says she misses him so bad and wants to see him, and tells him to hurry
Seunghoon: dude skips his last lecture and goes to his sister's home
Seunghoon: the sister barely says hi to him
Seunghoon: I gotta go out nearby, she says
Seunghoon: "you just need to look after your dongsaengs well,"
Seunghoon: she gets dressed. "cook something good."
Seunghoon: she puts on her shoes. "Oh, there is some laundry, do them.
Seunghoon: as she opens the door: "clean up, too"
Seunghoon: as the door closes behind her: "the kids need to get some air, too!"
Mino: what if in 10 years Dana does this to me?
Jinwoo: she'll probably get married earlier than that?
Mino: what? no?
Seungyoon: you do know that 10 years is not a forever, right?
Seunghoon: I don't think Dana will need this
Seunghoon: she'll be kicking Mino out
Mino: my nephews are going to be so cute ^^
Seunghoon: you know they're going to have a father, right?
Mino: which station is this?!
Mino: I wanna listen to these stories myself
Seunghoon: sure, ignore it. That will make it go away.
Jinwoo: they r all from one night?
Seunghoon: yeah, tonight
Jinwoo: then it must be trending
Mino: I can't find it...
Seungyoon: Hoon hyung always does this
Seunghoon: me being an to you guys shouldn't surprise you anymore
Seunghoon: just be grateful that I'm sharing it with you
If you would share your fun story, I would love to hear them >.<
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