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Winner Text Messages 2
Are my babies all sad?
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Jinwoo: I'm in trouble
Jinwoo: this is gonna be so hard
Jinwoo: I can't do this, for real
Jinwoo: How can I be confident about picking up a baby the right way every single time?
Jinwoo: I do it slightly wrong once and...
Jinwoo: babies are scary
Mino: Hyung, what r u talking about?
Taehyun: Obviously, he is gonna have a baby
Mino: I don't need your sass, I'm exhausted
Seunghoon: who is the father?
Taehyun: why are you like this?
Seunghoon: I was born like this. Why?
Taehyun: nothing
Jinwoo: how can we take care of babies?
Jinwoo: we can't even take care of ourselves
Seungyoon: there won't be babies
Seungyoon: the youngest will be a toddler
Seungyoon: who can perfectly support his head without snapping his neck
Jinwoo: really? then why didn't anyone tell me so?
Jinwoo: I was studying about babies for hours!
Seunghoon: Ya, it was so amusing to watch
Seunghoon: why do you always have to break the fun?
Seungyoon: why do you always have to take pleasure from our pain?
Taehyun: do we have to study?
Mino: no?
Jinwoo: we should!
Mino: study about what? I know how to wipe a
Mino: and cook something that won't kill them immediately
Mino: isn't that enough?
Seunghoon: kids these days are better than us
Seunghoon: you'll see.
Mino: what if they curse?
Mino: they can't broadcast that
Seunghoon: they won't do that
Seunghoon: they're smart enough to not do it when adults are around
Mino: you mean you used to be like that
Seunghoon: Of course
Seunghoon: you're dead if a teacher catches you cursing
Taehyun: so you manipulated them into thinking you're a good kid
Seunghoon: something like that
Seunghoon: but not that evil
Seunghoon: I was just a pretty smart kid
Jinwoo: what if we get a kid like Seunghoon?
Mino: what if we get a kid like Taehyun?
Seungyoon: what if we get a kid like me? That would be bad. Very bad.
Taehyun: if you get a kid like me, you should be grateful
Taehyun: I behaved well and never caused trouble
Mino: you expect us to believe that?
Taehyun: I hope you'll get a son JUST like me
Mino: how can you wish something like that to my wife?
Seunghoon: your baby will cry sentimentally when he comes out
Seungyoon: no eyebrows until he turns 5
Mino: stop it! what if it really comes true...
Taehyun: why r u disliking it so much? your baby will have great hair
Jinwoo: 50:50
Taehyun: what is wrong with my hair?
Seunghoon: nothing
Jinwoo: It's gonna be tiring, isn't it?
Jinwoo: looking after kids is the hardest
Mino: they can't be that bad
Mino: kids are innocent and cute
Seunghoon: you say that now
Mino: why are you always such a mood killer?
Seunghoon: Son, I lived longer than you did
Seunghoon: I'm realistic. I know
Mino: what if I get a son like you and he comes out saying, "I can't believe you're having a baby in this economy."
Seunghoon: practical baby. You should be grateful
Mino: no matter how practical, how can I be grateful with that face of yours?
Seunghoon: uglies don't diss uglies. They stick together
Seunghoon: go and diss Jinwoo!
Mino: it... makes sense?
Taehyun: what kind of logic is that?
Seungyoon: pathetic one
Jinwoo: I'm going to bed
Jinwoo: tired
Jinwoo: you uglies stay together and do your stuff
Taehyun: we should give some privacy to the uglies
Seungyoon: for what?
Taehyun: for you to join them
Taehyun: you know, as you rightfully belong there
Seunghyoon: oh, you
Seungyoon: you didn't have eyebrows until you were 5
Taehyun: I did
Seungyoon: did not
Taehyun: ing did
Seungyoon: ing did not
Jinwoo: you know, I think I'll be just fine with the kids
Smile, baby.
It goes on...
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