Mino's Free Time, Babies, and Your Usual Random Insults.

Winner Text Messages 2

I'm back ^^/

So I've been away for 3 months, and I honestly thought I would never be here again.

But I've been thinking tonight about all these unfinished stories.

It's not fair. It's not right.

I should finish these. 

So I came back >.<

I'm so sorry for leaving suddenly like that. I owe myself and every single one of you to see the end of this.

And the end should be more closing and more beautiful than the way I did it.

I'm really sorry.

From the top of my head, let's start this, again.

Enjoy~

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jinwoo: Whoa, Mino

Jinwoo: these pics are serious killers

Jinwoo: and you seem to be having fun ^^

Jinwoo: everything looks fun

Mino: hyunnnnnnnng!

Mino: It is fun! variety shows these days are killing it

Mino: nothing like what we watched as kids

Mino: of course, things should change in order to improve

Mino: I don't have anything else to do for like 2 hours

Mino: I can do whatever I want

Jinwoo: you still get time like that everyday? not just when you're sleeping?

Mino: Yep! 

Mino: what're you doing?

Jinwoo: just spacing out

Mino: what r those people doing?

Jinwoo: those people ^^ r just hanging out in their rooms. I think

Mino: is my baby okay?

Seungyoon: your baby is an

Mino: don't touch Johnny

Seungyoon: fine, I'll just let her choke on the floor

Mino: fine, touch Johnny

Seungyoon: that sounds wrong

Mino: let me talk to her

Seungyoon: she is not gonna talk to you

Seungyoon: she is pissed because you left her

Mino: I'm working!

Seungyoon: in paradise

Mino: daddy's gonna give you tons of treats

Seungyoon: please don't talk like that

Jinwoo: aren't you going to get a pet?

Jinwoo: maybe a puppy?

Seunghoon: my baby is getting bullied by these ugly cats

Seunghoon: get a dog

Seunghoon: they can mate

Seunghoon: we can be in-laws

Seungyoon: you just gave me one more reason to not get a pet

Seunghoon: what is wrong with my son? 

Seungyoon: I already raise all of your children

Seungyoon: and you guys

Seungyoon: and my songs

Seungyoon: I can't handle more responsibility

Seungyoon: I'm full. It's full

Seungyoon: my heart can't take more people in to love

Seungyoon: especially because Jinwoo hyung owns such a big part of it

Mino: I hate you

Jinwoo: ^^ you should really use these lines to get the people you like

Seungyoon: I am doing exactly just that

Jinwoo: don't waste them on me

Seungyoon: never

Mino: show me my baby!

Seungyoon: she's asleep

Seungyoon: want me to wake her up? 

Mino: no, she needs to grow

Seunghoon: wait, 

Seunghoon: "those people", you said. Did you mean me and Seungyoon?

Mino: yes

Mino: I called you worse things, why r u surprised?

Seunghoon: this person has been feeding your baby day and night

Seunghoon: listened to her rants

Seunghoon: had a nice talk with her when she punched my baby

Seunghoon: been there for her during her period days, mood swings, breakups, divorces, births

Seunghoon: even buried a body for her

Mino: Ah, I shouldn't laugh this hard

Mino: they'll ask me what is so funny and maybe they'll replace me with Hoon hyung

Seunghoon: Na PD-nim! I'm Lee Seunghoon. 92'liner. Smarter and faster than Mino in everything. Cheaper casting too!

Mino: Heok. What betrayel is this between brothers

Seungyoon: you're loved aren't you? they won't replace you

Mino: Na PD even asked about Jinwoo hyung when we started this season!

Jinwoo: what did you tell?

Mino: that I'm funnier than you

Seunghoon: you threw poop at his face

Seungyoon: don't do that

Mino: Jinwoo hyung is not a good match here anyway

Seungyoon: why not?

Mino: you have to be naturally ignorant to be funny here

Mino: pretending and acting is not gonna cut

Seunghoon: basicall you're keeping your position because you're stupid

Mino: ...yes

Mino: you also need to be lucky at random times

Mino: seriously. You have to be yourself and hope you'll be funny

Seungyoon: are you saying you're natually funny?

Jinwoo: he's saying he is naturally stupid

Mino: ignorant

Seunghoon: isn't that worse? since it's a choice to stay ignorant?

Mino: I won us a variety show! why're you all attacking me like this

Seunghoon: I could be ignorant

Mino: honestly, hyung is a serious contestant

Mino: you're really witty and can survive anywhere

Seunghoon: I can dance better. I can throw you guys under the bus to get screen time

Seunghoon: just give me two days with Na PD, I'll seduce him

Jinwoo: but they even drink freely, will you be okay with that?

Jinwoo: what if you get drunk and start saying nonsense stuff about us?

Seunghoon: nonsense as in the truth?

Jinwoo: Yeah ^^"

Seungyoon: ya, Mino, did you get drunk?

Mino: I dont' drink that much. I'm working here!

Mino: so we can eat and live

Mino: it's hard to raise a daughter alone

Seungyoon: your daughter glared at me all morning

Mino: that's my girl

Seungyoon: I'm so tired

Seungyoon: Rey and Bey kept me up all night

Seungyoon: and then left me cold as usual in the morning

Seungyoon: then Johnny glared at me when I was trying to shove something down my throat

Seunghoon: cats...

Seungyoon: and your chopstick dog misaimed and peed on my slipper.

Seungyoon: I don't have a pet but I somehow have 7 of them.

 

 

 

 

 

Huh. Thought I would have completely lost my touch by now. Think this is okay...? 

I'll get the touch back. Don't worry ^^

P.S: Island and Love Me Love Me are so freaking good. They've been my jams all summer. 

My gems when cooking, yo~

 

 

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joelleste
#1
Chapter 5: I miss this series.. It's been awhile.. 🐣
sakurasasuke
#2
Chapter 17: i just love MinYoon love-hate relationship. chu
sakurasasuke
#3
Chapter 3: haha song mino. what the hell you blabbering abt. ???. love your story author nim
ace1188 #4
Chapter 18: Woww thankss for updatee
warriorkitty
#5
Chapter 18: This is so adorable! You take as long as you want. Your readers will still be here! ^^
lonesomewolf
#6
Chapter 18: So much noise in winner ㅋㅋㅋㅋ wait.... so who took Hoon's facial pack??? O.o

Thank you for updating :*
Teal96ko #7
Chapter 17: I was binge reading your story, it was an amazing journey! I love it so much, the way you write them is so hilarious ??

I also love how whipped Yoon is for Jinwoo hyung ?? soo funyyy! And the recent chapters with cameos of jhonng, bei, rei, and haute is really funny too!! All of them is really cutee uwu I'm excited to see more of this dorks ??
pinaywriter
#8
Chapter 17: Too cute
Chrissienam #9
Chapter 5: This is seriously cute!!
annethundr05 #10
Chapter 15: This was interesting, sadly I do think they get like that sometimes. And yes so least Jinwoo, and Hoonie remember to sleep. Lol