This dude is the leader of Winner.

Enjoy~

Seungyoon: Ya

Seungyoon: Nam Taehyun, where did you go?

Taehyun: why?

Seungyoon: you called me!

Taehyun: oh yeah

Taehyun: sorry, I'm out

Seungyoon: what the , you forgot?

Taehyun: yeah, I'll see you when I get back

Seungyoon: then what did you call me for?

Taehyun: to listen to my song

Seungyoon: I had to get up from my chair and walk all the way to the next room, dude

Taehyun: and I asked you to come like 4 hours ago

Seungyoon: where did you go?

Taehyun: not telling, just out

Taehyun: I'll be back in few, just go play until I do

Mino: Taehyun-ah, you're gonna get dumped

Seungyoon: Exactly. I can do way better than you.

Mino: are you okay?

Seungyoon: No T.T

Mino: you're getting more and more unbalanced as days pass by, it's disturbing, and honestly, frightening

Taehyun: You can't do better than me.

Mino: are you okay?

Taehyun: No, I don't think so

Seunghoon: you have got to start talking to humans other than us

Seungyoon: he ran off again

Seunghoon: what happened now?

Taehyun: it was frustrating

Taehyun: like... suffocating

Seunghoon: what was?

Taehyun: the pressure

Taehyun: that... I put on myself

Seungyoon: then why didn't you just tell me so?!

Seungyoon: what is up with you guys and being such s to me and me only???

Mino: first of all, it is really funny

Seunghoon: there is no second reason

Seunghoon: it's just that funny

Jinwoo: ah, stop it guys

Jinwoo: you start it and then you complain when he starts lecturing and nagging

Taehyun: he can just not nag

Seungyoon: you can just not start it

Mino: you can just not ing nag!

Seungyoon: you can just not ing start it!

Seunghoon: be better than us and don't nag

Seungyoon: act like a human and don't make me nag

Jinwoo: what are you going to do

Jinwoo: you're like half fifty now

Jinwoo: I'll go to serve very soon

Jinwoo: what are you going to do then?

Mino: you can't go to the military!

Mino: you're you!

Jinwoo: am I suppose to be offended or flattered?

Seunghoon: offended

Seunghoon: but about what he said this morning though, you should be flattered ^^

Jinwoo: you and I think very different

Seungyoon: what did Mino say?

Mino: you had to be there

Seungyoon: ing, I always miss out

Seunghoon: then stop sitting in front of the computer all day and making songs about how much you hate the sunlight

Seungyoon: everybody else is getting done

Seungyoon: saw Soohyun yesterday morning

Seungyoon: she had to pinch her nose when she talked to me

Seungyoon: but she was on her way out from pulling an all nighter

Seungyoon: how can I go home when she is working that hard?

Mino: did she smell like ?

Seungyoon: No

Mino: that is because she takes a shower and lives like an actual human being

Seungyoon; whatever

Seungyoon: I still miss out on everything

Seungyoon: I don't even know where Taehyun is, therefore can't dump his without looking at his stupid face

Taehyun: you should really get some sleep

Seunghoon: you don's miss out on much

Seunghoon: we're usually incredibly boring

Jinwoo: true

Seungyoon: you don't respect me

Seungyoon: you don't answer my calls

Seungyoon: Mino didn't even tell me how the kiss felt, I had to go and ask a total stranger about it

Mino: you know, if you wanted to know that badly, you could have just kissed me and see it for yourself

Seungyoon: and why would I do that to myself?

Jinwoo: I know what will make you feel better

Jinwoo: Mino got a rice stuck in his nostril because he was laughing too hard

Jinwoo: because Taehyun sneezed so hard that he got something disgusting on his food

Seunghoon: one of those memories I will treasure forever

Seungyoon: and nobody told me about this?

Seungyoon: this is too much

Seungyoon: ignored, unloved... it is like i'm in elementary school again

Mino: what do you want?

Seungyoon: tell me stuff

Mino: okay, you're an

Seungyoon: tell me stuff that I don't know

Mino: Taehyun slept in my room last night

Seungyoon: tell me stuff that I actually wanna know

Mino: you ^^

Seungyoon: Taehyun, where the are you exactly?

Taehyun: I'm outside, sitting by the bridge at our usual place

Taehyun: the place is quite empty

Taehyun: also, I'm drinking coffee

Taehyun: satisfied?

Seungyoon: gonna answer whatever I ask?

Jinwoo: yeah

Seungyoon: what did Mino tell you this morning?

Jinwoo: he "complimented" my lips

Mino: they're pretty!

Seungyoon: Seunghoon hyung, you know exactly how many underwears I have, don't you?

Seunghoon: I do

Seungyoon: Mino, what are you scared of the most in the world?

Mino: you waking me up in, what you think is, a nice way

Seungyoon: last week, half of my chocolate was gone when I came back from the restroom

Seunghoon: I ate it

Taehyun: it was me

Seungyoon: what?

Taehyun: oh, you said last week...

Taehyun: forget what I said

Seungyoon: I'll see you when you come back

Seungyoon: okay, Jinwoo hyung, this is important

Jinwoo: yeah?

Seungyoon: You gotta be honest

Jinwoo: I will be

Seungyoon: what exactly do you look for in a man?

Mino: stop hitting on hyung!

Taehyun: this is why he wants to go and enlist

Seunghoon: our leader , guys

Bye~

P.S: Was that a pun, Seunghoon? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)