Mr. Bump Meets Mr. Boo
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Chan All The Way!"So what are we going to do now?" Soonyoung asked the leader.
Suddenly, a happy Jihoon skipped towards them and greeted them joyfully, "Hi!"
"Thank goodness, Jihoon. You're here!"
Everybody came rushing towards Jihoon and smacked him down with their big group hug. And by everybody, I mean, even Jun. He rose up with the mention of Jihoon's name.
"But why is your smile so wide though?" Seungcheol asked after the group hug session had ended.
Jihoon grinned sheepishly as he was fiddling his fingers and said, "I met Sofia."
The first when to respond to his sentence was the shocked Hansol, "What?! My sister's here?!"
"What? No! I mean Sofia as in the one in Sofia the First," replied Jihoon.
"What is that? I only know Miles from Tomorrowland because I'm an advance human," Hansol stated proudly.
Jihoon gave him a dirty look.
Wonwoo decided to interrupt them as he said, "I made Mingyu watch Can You Teach My Alligator Manners to train him how to sneeze properly. Such a good friend I am." Wonwoo patted his own chest with a proud expression.
"Namjoon hyung said he watches Henry Hugglemonster so that he can be Rap Monster!" added Seokmin excitedly.
And so the discussion about channels went on. Meanwhile, Minghao and Jisoo at the back had their own little conversation.
It was Jisoo who started the conversation first. "So what do you watch? I watch Natgeo, I don't watch kids stuff."
It was then silent as Minghao didn't respond to him. After that, realization hit Jisoo that made him say, "You don't understand, do you? Haih, what I said just now was, ocokfg epsppaps eirogit? Pedlkc Natgeo kdk, pqpsooeks cnjdxk aiwod."
Only then the Chinese kid understood.
Mingyu decided to in just when Minghao was about to answer. But Jihoon also decided to in just when Mingyu was about to in. When will the injustice end?
"Jisoo, you're just as lame as my father," came Jihoon's in statement. No, it's not Jihoon's in statement, sheesh. Let's just go on with Jihoon's statement.
"You're the lame one. Only girls watch Sofia the First," Jisoo replied back.
"Oh really? I think Minghao watches it too," said Jihoon.
Jisoo turned to look at Minghao and found him nodding at Jihoon's words.
"Sorry then," Jisoo apologized to Minghao specifically, but Jihoon was the one to reply with a, "Your apology is accepted," although he knew that it wasn't directed to him. He thought that he actually deserve an apology too.
Seungcheol was just observing them quietly as he counted that their group wasn't fully complete—obviously, since Seungkwan went missing. He counted again and again, out of boredom. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13...wait, 13?!"
He looked over again and saw the 10 boys just now—excluding him— with an addition of Seungkwan, much to his relief. But who was the uninvited 13th member?
"Hi guys, so this is Mr. Bump!" Seungkwan introduced the...gigantic soap? Wait, what was it doing here?
At first, the kids were so happy to see their friend coming back and they literally ignored the soap until they smelled something unpleasant. Totally unpleasant.
"Hey, do you guys smell that?" Hansol asked as he sniffed the air with a disgusted face.
The others copied his action and agreed with him. It didn't really take a genius to figure out that it was the stench of urine. And who wanted to pee just now?
All of them turned to look at Seungkwan simultaneously.
Seungkwan noticed the stares he received and he waited for a lecture or something but no one seemed to be having the voice to speak. He then chose to just spoke it himself, "It would go away! I promise!" The crowd was still silent. Maybe for the exception of Mr. Bump who was tore between the expression of an almost outburst of laughing and terrified at the same time. Not quite sure how the terrifying expression actually managed to make itself there. But nonetheless, it was a weird mixture of expressions yet it still looked intriguing, somehow.
Seungkwan's pants were surprisingly squeaky clean without the odor of his urine. Then where'd the smell came from?
The others were in an alternate confuse for a moment because of the smell and the presence of the living soap with them while Wonwoo and Mingyu were waving excitedly like Mr. Bump was a friend that they hadn't meet for a very long time. This proved that Wonwoo and Mingyu were very friendly.
Or maybe a soap that saved Mingyu's dignity from shattering into pieces.
Yes, Mr. Bump was at their sleepover when Mingyu peed on Wonwoo's bed. Mr. Bump was a lifesaver, not lightsaber, mind you. Mr. Bump was the one to clean Mingyu's pee. Mr. Bump was the one to call Oh Sehun to bring his wind power and dried Wonwoo's bedsheet instantly.
And last but not least, Mr. Bump knew that Seokmin once tried to not wear diapers but ended up peeing on his parent's bed because why? He was a golden mama's boy and he always slept with his parents.
Sounded like Seungkwan but really, it was Seokmin.
Even Seungkwan slept at his own bed, to be honest.
The others greeted the gigantic soap like friendly humans while Seungcheol was figuring out
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