gyuyeol: stupidity ( + 2wooyasoo cameo )
random crack drabble

"there, oh god..."

"damn...keep going"

"lower!"

It wasn't surprising that Myungsoo had his ear pressed to the door leading to Sungyeol's room. What Dongwoo couldn't understand was what Nam Woohyun was doing there, right next to him. Had it been only the younger one, leaving the light pink descending into deeper shades dusting his cheeks ( more like splashed across his face, but let's be poetic ) aside, he would have just shaken his head and gone to his room. However, to see the corner of Woohyun's lips curl up in that way, illustrating him as a mischievous pixie, was not only interesting but worrying mostly.

"What are you guys doing?"

"They're banging"

"Who?"

"Gyu and Yeol"

For the first time in his life, Dongwoo felt lucky for not having eaten breakfast. What pity it would be if it landed on the floor.

And he really, really, wanted to believe Woohyun was lying. But all it took was Myungsoo's expression for him to ( not so mentally ) facepalm.

"What makes you so sure?" He really wanted to believe that.

"He probably jacked off to those sounds already and doesn't want to look weird by assuming so"

Dongwoo almost forgot Lee Howon came in the gossip package with Nam.

"Myungsoo!"

By the time Myungsoo almost fainted on the floor, Jang Dongwoo had been officially done with his life.

you, Kim Sunggyu and Lee Sungyeol.

Meanwhile, Kim Sunggyu himself was trying not to die.

"Hyung, yes, god, right there--"

"I still don't understand why you need my help, your arms are long enough"

There was an eerie mix of frustration and awkwardness when his nails scratched the patch of Sungyeol's back that was supposed to painfully itch.

"You lost the bet so shut up and scratch a little lower, hyung"

you, Lee Sungyeol.