In which Jongdae and Yixing have three unruly children, a meddlesome baby mama and a home that often resembles a bomb site. Just what were they thinking when they decided to become parents? Domestic!AU ficlet dump.

Jongdae never expected it to end this way. But then, Yixing has always been very good at thinking only of himself.

The ride to King's Cross is always fraught with resentment for both brothers. Harry Potter!au, companion piece to Too Close.

Jongdae doesn't understand why Yixing wants him, and he doesn't understand why he wants him back. Harry Potter!au

The Peloponnesian War drags on, but it does not keep the citizens of Athens from enjoying themselves. It does not stop Aphrodite playing her games, either. Jongdae and Yixing, caught between her claws, don't stand a chance.

Every time EXO reunites, neither he nor Jongdae are strong enough to resist one another.

It’s only then that Jongdae turns that sharp, sharp gaze at him, eyes the golden yellow of a hawk's; they’re fake, of course, but in this world of oiled machinery, what isn’t? “Droids don’t fall in love, Yixing.” He says dismissively, leaning over for the decanter of whisky; he does need that drink, after all. “And you’re barely a droid, if anything.” *** Blood and circuits; metal and flesh – Jongdae and Yixing are a compelling mix of both.

Jongdae finds out that the Enterprise's resident android might not be as boring as he thinks he is; Yixing gets to put his programming to good use for once. Star Trek!AU

It’s the moments like this – when his makeup is smeared and somehow, Jongdae’s eyes don’t look quite as sparkly – that Yixing realises that he loves him. And in their world of silk robes and painted faces, sometimes smeared makeup and wild hair is more beautiful than poised perfection.

Jongdae's not much of a flirt. It's a shame Yi Xing isn't either, but they figure something out.