click this link if you want to smother your face on mingyu’s tiddies, pray that seungcheol will take over as pledis’ CEO, or you’re gay but love seventeen. no one will know which one it is

with you. and me. together. aha.

Ah... let's try this out. <3

yes i know i know, this is one of those ads for friends but this one has a lil twist, i promise. 

Hey there, I guess the title is clear enough. I am currently looking for switch or versatile partners, the ones that do not lean towards one side.  If you are a pure sub, or pure dom, then sorry, maybe this one is not for you. 

be my valentine and we can dump each other once it ends.  pros: I'm a sang namja your oppa could never. cons: too great for one. 

yes, it's another one of these ads.

i'm one of those people who don't have any social life please help me

pls don't scroll down bc of the painfully cliche title i jus really like the song bro pls

if u dont open this ur mom gay

lonely people are the most like trees. they’re trapped in a lonely prison, unable to move their torsos — they dream and thirst of a different world, but can only watch the shifting of time with a quiet indifference.  so, take my hand. pull yourself out of the ground, and let’s intertwine our roots.

oops, you have been scammed and to get out of this, you need to read the rest of the text.   okay, that’s a lame intro but hey there. your girl is looking for new friends to establish connections with, as well as plot partners and doms to pamper me. or even cute babies to have my attention to. i’m biual. leaning to males but i’m so willing to try some yuri too, although i’m vanilla for yuri so i hope you’re fine with that. we can talk about anything under the sun, or maybe

idk bro. valentine's just passed and i have succumbed to loneliness. but perhaps, no more?   

  so i’ll just get straight to the point. i’m looking for someone who wants to netflix and chill. i don’t ask for much, but here’s a little about me to give you a heads up: - i usually fc girls, mostly dia’s chaeyeon and iu, but i can be guys too depending on my mood. - i’m on the plus side of the globe, but my body clock is pretty much ruined so i stay up pretty late. - my typing mirrors the other, but i’m most comfortable writing in 3rd pov. - i like

no longer finding him love but if you wanna be friends.... pm me! 

  Thanks for clicking!    I'm really easy to talk to, so don't hesitate to message me or ask me questions :) I'm up for anything.     Some stuff about me:

hi this is just gonna be a quick lil ad :) i’m rlly in the mood for a somewhat ty taekook rp. so with that said i’m searching for a dom jk for my tae :)  i write literate/para so if you could do the same that would be great. as for aus, rn i’m rlly into football player/cheerleader or abo, but if you have something i’d love to hear it !  i have kkt and line so just message me with your kkt or line id, whichever you prefer, and i’ll try to get back to you as soon as

it may seem a little desperate as how it sounds, but yes. i need a special friend. i need someone i can talk to with especially when my insomnia hits me while maybe we cuddle or watch movies on rabbit. someone who is willing to be there and will give me his/her full attention.  i have met a lot of people now and none of them works. ps. i hate slow replies. pps. maybe also someone who is erted. 

looking for some casual fun.  would love to or just have deep convos about life, whatever. open to plotting as well. i can do anything, really. i'm a switch and i can dom/sub, whichever you're in the mood for. looking for a fellow switch; male or female, i'm cool with either.  i roleplay males typically. nct/bts. i don't care who you fc. pm me or comment your kik id down below.      

hi there! I feel as though roleplays aren’t really up to pat anymore with what I’m looking for so I decided to put this ad up to see if I can find what I’m looking for. Note that this is thread looking for a dom. There will be a TLDR at the bottom should you find this long and tiresome, not to worry! About Me: -enjoy writing more submissive characters, can switch of course, but would prefer to bottom more then top -GMT -5 -over no worries.

there are a plethora of these kinds of ads out there, but hopefully mine caught your attention! if you’re interested in getting involved with this mess of a person, please read below. yeet. 

ok hi so my best friend cant find a s/o and he's being Desperate and Whiny abt it so im helping his ass find someone.   basically all u need to know is: - he's GMT-8 but he doesn't rly give a abt tzs so feel free to shoot your shot, plus babies ! - he doesnt give a if you're a girl or boy - his main platform is twt but i'm sure he'd use line or kkt... hell his desperate would get kik for u - rabbit sessions are a MUST. he's ho

if this looks familiar to you and you've responded to my previous post, pls pls message me again, i've lost all my contacts. :( otherwise, read on!