please get him away from me pleas eim begging

if you take up my offer, i will smooch your cheek.

not a scam! all you have to do is give me your discord. (minors, look away.)

My Friend Is Cute And Single And Very Annoying.

i am desperate but you didn't hear it from me

so let’s chitchat until one of us falls asleep. strictly, mdni.

take them to your shopping cart!

(sike, he’s looking for friends.)

hello! this advertisement is only intended for roleplayers . do not interact if you are not one.   as i am back from the dead, i decided to give this another try and search for dom/switch males to interact with for a long time. i'm offering a full girlfriend experience without the commitment. you have my full attention. we can go on dates, have a playful banter, talk about anything, hold hands, cuddle and more if you want to. is an option. the catch? please don't ghost

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

open this for your free smooch. not a scam. please give me a chance.

my friend won't stop asking me if i have any single friends as if he's not my only friend so now i'm selling us both off

to whom it may concern, Today, I have found myself in need of selling a friend (for free). Said dear friend has shared with me awful news! My dear comrade has been alone and sad for three whole earth orbits and feels so lonely due to that revelation... So I am begging! For anyone to court him! Here are his stats: almost exclusively fcs wonwoo he/they wants to atsumu but also aual  obsessed with genshin  can

heyyy, im actually selling out one of my best friend for free (with no refund) since shes feeling social lately pls try befriending her. mdni!

inspired by that one other ad LMFAO. thanks guys. as always, only.

hullo, lonely souls in cities lit too bright. it's your daydreaming, touch-starved boy, looking for people to fill the spaces between my fingers. i'll hold your hand while the world waltzes round us. this parcel contains: a star wars, stranger things & horror nerd who listens to a lot of post malone and frank ocean. knows very little about astrology but tries hard anyway. a simp for poetry, sunflowers & into the spider verse enthusiasts. and, of utmost importance, favorite dog

i'd say i'm selling her but she's free please just come and take her

tons of services offered! (mdni)

hi this is my first ad ig? so this sub baby needs some naughty fun time (wholesome stuff is okay too)! i'm from gmt +5 but pretty responsive as i really don't have much going on. my current fc is red velvet's irene, but we can talk about it if you prefer another fc. idc who you fc is as long as you don't do one-liners, really. i'm semi-lit but can mirror.  platforms: twitter, fb, ig or i can make a discord acc. i don't have kkt or line, sorry. kinks: rough s*x, public s*x, dry

thank you for clicking this bait!! let's be straightforward!! hello, i am looking for a consistent plotting partner/s!   ABOUT ME: > first and foremost: i reply REALLY SLOW. i am literally juggling work and studying for my masters. i hope you have a long patience. > i am so boring and i don't play games, but i can just watch you instead. (and please don't force me to play game

looking for chill bottom/switch rp partners! 

!!HI I'M A SILLY LITTLE GIRL LOOKING FOR A SILLY FRIEND DURING THIS SILLY PANDEMIC!! Pls hmu, I'm very lonely. :') we can rp, my faceclaim is ATEEZ's wooyoung, or we can just chatter. i have many aquarius placements iykwim :) SO YEAH HMU i'll even make you a mini fyp  PM YOUR DC TAG :D 

bumped bc the sponsor is still up! dont be shy to send ur info <33 Today's ad is sponsored by My Intense Need To Find My Friend Some New Friends, And Possibly An Oomf If We're Lucky.  if you read the title with bh's sugar melody, you're the chosen one, reply to this ad immediately.    special

me, you, and the friendship that will bloomed hopefully

mdni.