Ahn Jaehyo wasn't crazy. At least, he didn't think he was. So why was he in the nuthouse?   Oh that's right..   He attempted suicide.   He meets all sort of people at Seoul City Mental Institute. All of who, he decides, is actually crazy and does belong in here. He doesn't. So he tries to e

Onew's chicken goes missing and it's up to Detectives' Jonghyun and Kibum to solve the case!

Chanyeol is your best friend and that's it. But, are you really sure that's a

I want to learn how to cook so I could cook something special for her. So I tried to learn. He isn't here because of his stupid schedules. So I'm teaching myself how to cook.

  Yesung hated how people always compared him to his friends, claiming him to be the odd one out in his group. They were handsome, charming, friendly and charismatic. He was almost the complete opposite; quirky, awkward and distant.  Of course his own friends assured him that these were his best qualities, but he found it hard to believe.  This fact was made even more obvious by girls fawning over his

A magical girl with a magical voice which produce magical strawberries.  Her two magical fairies and the magical animals were her only friends in the magical forest.  Donghae lived a peaceful life until a witch and the Strawberry Prince came along. 

this is a crack fic that I wrote like a really really long several years ago time. I rewrote it exactly the way I worte it back then only changing names and a few minor details so that it's not longer the original fic that it was involving Fall Out Boy, but is now sort of a Jongkey crack fic

This is another story that I wrote a really long time ago that I turned into a kpop fic and put on here. This one involves all of the 2pm members and an OC character called Angel.

Minho, a handsome German Shepherd, is Seoul's No 1 police tracking dog. One day he met a pretty chihuahua and fell head over heels in love.

Title: You Can Run but You Can’t Hide Rating: PG Genre: Action, Comedy, Crack-fic  Pairing(s): Slight Baekhyun/ Chanyeol and Baekhyun/Jiyoung --- no romantic couple here XD Descript

Super Junior Drabbles.

Cho Kyuhyun is a normal guy…but he has a lost in ‘taste’ and accidently crashes into a man…and that man was none other than Lee Sungmin. Sungmin is eager to be friends with the odd boy and help him out with his problems…he wondered...how could this boy…Cho Kyuhyun lost a sense in taste?  

  A short story of Taemin’s love life with Minho… the love life he has never forgotten and he keeps feeding himself with old memories instead of moving on. Even thought they broke up, Taemin still can’t forget him. (I at summaries) 

Zico just wanted to go to bed...

ok so me and walrus(ham) were bored on chat today and on pm we just went crazy and basically wrote a story of what was going on on the chat at the time...a few names are mentioned but i have tried to 'censor' them out so as not to offend (if offense is taken) so its really random and theres

Nagger's Convention 2012 Where we discuss the best way to nag our lovers/best friend (though we all know Park Kyung is sleeping with Zico).

Hello, everyone! Here's another fic I'm posting from my Winglin account. It's called, as you probably saw, SHINee is Now Online. It's an idea that popped into my head at three in the morning so it's kind of... cracky. XD It's basically just instant messenger conversations between SHINee... while they're all in the same house. OTL Each chapter will be a new story, with the same general idea - they're one shots, I suppose. Genres: crack, humor, slight!AU Pairings: speci

  WARNING: There would be some OOC's in this fic. This fanfic is rated H, and it's all about BOYS LOVE and crack! So if you don't like it so don't read it. Anyway, yo

In which Kim Myungsoo and his band are now pigeons. That live in Venice.

some soosica one-shots that were created because i was bored 

Taemin: Alien Girl Minho: Low Self-confidence Boy Jonghyun: Therapist of Minho/ stripper Key: Brother of Taemin/ hooker Onew: Muscley personal trainer / husband of Jonghyun Plot: Minho is a lonely loser with no friends and no life. Jonghyun is Minho's therapist, hired to make him feel better. But, coincidentally, the place where he got his degree was a stripping college. So, you can only imagine what goes on during their sessions. Onew is the mus

The whole K-POP scene is shocked! Two SM idols – namely, Donghae and Jessica – are getting married and their boss Lee Sooman is getting them their own reality show! It’s just like what Sooyoung says about the news: “It’s like ’We Got Married’ with a twist!”

It’s no secret that Lee Sungjong is interested in both guys and girls, and you’re determined to make him yours. However, some unexpected competition comes up…but from who?

Minho had always had an interest in horses. All little kids asked for a horse at some point, for their birthday, for Christmas, even for Easter. Minho was no exception. Every year for his birthday, his parents would ask him what he wanted, and he always answered with the same two words "A horse."  Minho never expected it to happen. He knew they were too expensive, too much work. He lived in a little house, with a tiny back yard. Where would they even put a horse? But it ha

A oneshot collection feauturing B.A.P.'s Daehyun and Zelo. What happens when Daehyun's favourite Beats are ruined? When childish Zelo and his girlfriend are left alone in the dorm? silvrwngz: Daehyun is silvrwngz's bias while Zelo is tayuna's bias so we decided to write oneshots for each other. Sharing them with y'all seemed like the right th

Super Junior in a car crackfic.

This is where the crack begins, ladies and gentlemen... I'm sure some of you have heard of Round Robin Poems. It's where one person starts off the poem, and passes it to another person, who writes another line. It continues like that until the poem is done.

The girls get drunk.

In some dark, musty, mouldy and possibly smelly corner of some dark, musty, mouldy, possibly smelly obscure house, lived two twins. Their names were Jo KwangMin and Jo YoungMin. While residing in this dark, musty, mouldy, smelly, obscure, etc. area, they would constantly mutter a strange phrase. Their lips moved and a sound was emitted eerily from the both of them.    "Would you be my girlfriend?" 

A drabble about Super Junior

A Zhou Mi crackfic based off a dream I had after 5 hours of sleep. I guess I woke up during a REM cycle LOL   (Fell asleep around 1:30am and woke up briefly after my dream around 6:30. Was awed that the dream’s details didn’t instantly vanish. Spent a few minutes reflecting on said dream. Then finally blearily typed it out on cell-phone in the dark because I was scared I wouldn’t remember it after I woke up for real a few hours later >.<. The sun had risen b

It was a fine day for Minho Ketchup to start the day and fulfill his destiny. He looked at the red and white Pokeball in his right hand and burned it with his flaming charisma that was shooting right through his eyes.

It was supposed to be the perfect Christmas, and maybe it still could be.

She wasn't just a girl. She was THE girl. The problem? I couldn't get her.  Yes, I, Choi Sungmin, resident Kingka at Seoul High School, couldn't get her. 

  You know Windows Live Messenger, don’t you? MSN? The chatting function for hotmail users? If you don’t, go look it up. Besides chatting here on AFF, we also often chat on MSN. [Yes, we know, it is technically called Windows Live Messenger, but that’s too much of a mouthful. Most people we know just call it MSN.]   It was h