I came back from my North Sea trip today and I heard a effin hilarious thing, well, maybe even two!

I'll tell you just one tho, sorry, the second one might be offending altho it isn't...whatever

My best friend told me something about my crush, and I never laughed louder, I swear to god, I was crying! xDD

We were looking through her iPhone's pictures and I saw a man's hand holding snickers and asked "what is that?"

So, my crush's parents are divorced and he lives with his step father and his mother in his normal home, but he doesn't really like his step father bc he's not chilled AT ALL and Svenja, so the girl I've been with on vacation, is really close to him (almost best friends) and she was all, dude, just give him some snickers, so he won't be a diva hahaha *joking n

And you know what he did? Exactly, he took a photo before giving snickers to his step father.......ON HIS BIRTHDAY

HE GAVE SNICKERS TO HIM, ON HIS BIRTHDAY, WHILE SAYING: HERE, FOR YOU, SO YOU WON'T TURN INTO A DIVA

well, Russian parents are very very strict and get angry quickly tbh, I'm wondering why he's still alive lol

****The other funny thing is about a guy who stole a penguin from a zoo, true ing story, one of our new friends from the camp ground was there, the guy had down-syndrome...so....

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there was a guy next to us on the camping site who was like 21, looked a bit like the Quiett from Illionaire gang and wanted my number
lol i said no :D he lives 50km away from me tho