There are so many reasons why my oppas can't ever marry me, and they are all irreversible unless I had some sort of universal power to do it, but, although fantasy is my thing, I'm all too ordinary so there's nothing i can do about it, the sad truth. The reasons why they can't marry me is;

a) Oppa doesn't know that I exist. (He wouldn't find my country in the world map)
b) Even if he did, he wouldn't turn an eye on me.
c) How could he? I'm so darn short, he probably wouldn't even see me!
d) Oppa wants pale girls, but I'm dark, my skin is not at all pale but healthy Sri- Lankan golden which he would never acknowledge.
e) Oppa has small eyes, mine are as big as of a raccoon(?) so he definitely wouldn't like them.
f) Oppa wants long haired girls, mine IS long  but he still wouldn't like it.
g) My kimchi tastes like pickle
h) I at cooking.
i) Oppa is an idol, while I'm an ordinary woman
j) I'm poor, I can't fly to Korea.
k) I don't like to wash undies.
k) And the biggest, BIGGEST problem I have is; I hate skin ship, not even a single tap on my shoulder, holding hands is a definite no-no unless he wants to be thrown into the nearest water body. (*Gasp!)

So because of all that, I wouldn't marry him. Instead, I would want him to marry other people (Things) that I ship him with.

so first of all...

Gyu oppa should marry...

Nam Woo Hyun.

I know, this couple is a universally shipped couple, and not even tthe two of them takes any measures to stop us, why should we? They do make a perfect couple. Happy marriage WooGyu!!
 

Jang Dong Woo

Awwie!!! Now LOOK how PERFECT they look together!!! This is probably a universal couple too, and its just so much of adorbs, the Hyung line is the best.

Kim Myung Soo

This had been some insignificant couple for a while until the almost kiss in the last episode of diss is infinite came up, and my feels started to run like hamsters a wheel, my two biases!!!! I will give anything in the world if those two would marry!!!

Lee Sung Yeol.

Choding and the hamster leaves us in doubt, nevertheless, for some reason, i ship them like hell.

Doni & Coni

Now this three makes perfect love. You know, love comes from hate, love comes from revenge and pain, and well, those two sure do Gyu a really hard time, but I am certain that they love Gyu more than anyone else on earth.

But if oppa can't marry the guys I ship him with,

Jung Eunji

Ever since Eunji confessed (literally) to Gyu, I became a crazy shipper, I tell you, I'd give anything in the world if he'd marry her.

Kyungran unnie

Now I know that this is a seriously weird couple with a massive age difference, bu tell me, all you Genius fans, haven't you ever felt the connection those two always had? Besides she SAID she can't say no when he calls her noona. ( I mean, who can? Possibly?)

Eunji unnie

This is one of my favourite Gyu ships, this is how I want my relationship to be with Gyu. This is so adorable, the nagging gyu complaining how he doesn't mix well with her while she silently reaches out to him, he rejects, nevertheless and treats hr like a devil but still, at the end of the day he'd be there for her, they'd be there for each other. Just how sweet it would be if this noona marries the Gyu? Never agreeing with anything on earth??

The dealer unnie

Well, Gyu obviously has some effect on her which gives you thrills all over, and it being only him? Something fishy... (and she's so darn pretty!!)

But SORRY!!! I don't ship the Gyu with Hyuna, nah-uh...don't suit at all...

Nah...baby boy, not working at all...Hyuna belongs to JS, and you belong to...

If guys or girls don't work out with oppa...

Mike stand

The relationship that the Gyu has with a mike stand is so intimate that I can't contain my feels!!!
Imma shipping the Gyu with a mike stand!!!!!

Ah well...in the end, I will just ship him with the mike stand and get it over with, i mean, the most intimate relationship of all is THAT there, why shipping him with anyone or anything else???

Cheers!!!

Cr; owners