First off, like always, I shouldn't be here. Next, this post is nothing of consequence. But also an announcement, that all my fics will be (sooner or later) be a subscriber's only.

Now, some of you my go "HUWAT? CHOCNUT?"

or just be all snoot-nosed and boring and go, "what?"

So I am taking this time to say why, not that anybody cares. LOL

WHY IS SEVVY A SUBSCRIBERS ONLY FICWRITER THEORIES:

1) IS SHE A SUBCRIBER WHOREEEE?

Well, I am a poster , but definitely not a subscribers . I could care less if there's only one person who reads me. As long as I like a story, I will write it. Popularity means nothing to me, except more people who ultimately end up making me want to shoot myself.

I EXAGGERATE. I AM SORRY. Not all of you are bad. It's me. My brain is a big rotting tumour.

I think subscribers are... nice. But I don't really have any feelings towards silent readers. They're okay. They're like... my AFF Karma... there and useless. Hahaha.

I am not being a . I am just saying I am no sub-. You can all boycott me and IA and I would most  probably be okay.

2) LE GASP, SHE THINKS SHE'S ALL THAT.

Wellllll, no.

I think my writing is like me hurling compact manure on the fan and watching where fly. I wish I had a blender and a theasaurus and make my writing at least verbosely elegant. But my writing is just a crap heap, from my head crapper. Do I think I am all that? No. I think, if you should read anything here... it wouldn't be a secretseven fic.

3) SHE'S USING US FOR KARMA!

I don't have a lot of karma. I have 7511 last time I looked. And yes that's from the subs, because I don't comment... unless your Mikan and I comment like 7 times whenever I can.

I have never used my karma.

I am still hoping for one day to trade my karma for TOP.

Oh. I gave Kaytea 500 way back. But then I bet she got a gazillion now. Hahaha.

I dunno. My Karma is just there... I don't even want to give it away.

I will never change my user name so they're a complete waste.

I wonder when I can exchange them for TOP.

4) SHE'S AN ELITIST .

BINGO! Yes.

No matter how much of crap my writing is, I want you to at least do more than click next, hence I want to trip you up with another subscribe button. This is like a toll. Now if you don't like it you unsub, another click. I have wedged myself under your armpit and screamed "JINXXXXXXXXXX"

And now we're quits.

I write , but it still takes away a fraction of my lifetime, so as a toll, I steal some of yours. That's my logic.

If you don't have an AFF account, the better, so you'd spend some more of your life registering. HOO HOO RAY.

I do believe that writing should be free, but I also believe that writing should be done with a bit of effort and a truth (a person wants to believe). Now reading me, you are exposed to a fraction of my soul. As much as I am a free-for-view, I think it's only fair you subscribe when you do. If you don't like the show, go away. You can even tell me YOU in the comment box. I don't care. I'll probably just end up deleting your and blocking you.

I don't really give a and in the same amount, I give a lot of .

So yeah, secretseven will soon be completely subscriber's only. Some writing ventures my even be an invite only, but that may take a while.

>>>> If you feel bad about me being rabid and foaming in the mouth, yeah well, that makes the two of us.