I was like, hey gurl, lately, you haven't annoyed anybody in so long with your crush

do it again.

so, we texted over whatsapp yesterday and he asked how the night went since he actually was to join me and some other friends drinking but he got sick and his mother was an even bigger problem
but omg, it took me some seconds to actually understand what he said and then I just laughed so hard, my brother asked me what's up xDDD
me: it was sick :D you missed something
he: I thought so...
me: I want arbus now (Russian: watermelon)
me: And vodka
me: And energy. (we drank all of that :D)
he: I want to be fit
me: what does the boy have?
he: flu you know (and this "doowayst" is how you pronounce "you know/du weißt" in German and I needed about 10 seconds to actually understand it, I'm so dumb xDDD)
me: to drink when you're sick is the best *-*
me: ...I just cracked up without any reason