EXO CRACK CHATS:

Kris: Hey you.
Luhan: .....
Kris: Yeah you.
Luhan: .....
Kris: You are fabulous.
Luhan: .....
Kris: You are amazing.
Luhan: .....
Kris: You are so attractive.
Luhan: Stop talking to the mirror.

(c) thatswhatexosaid

SHINEE CRACK CHATS:

Jonghyun: *washing car*
Minho: Washing your car?
Jonghyun: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a bus.
Minho: ...........

EXO CRACK CHATS:

Sehun: Hyung, are ghosts real?
Suho: No. Of course, they aren't.
Sehun: But our maid said they are real.
Suho: Pack up all your things!
Sehun: Why?
Suho: We have no maid!

B.A.P CRACK CHATS:

*WHILE WATCHING HORROR MOVIE*
Zelo: Meh, it's not even scary.
Yongguk: It's based on a true story.
Zelo: HOLY ! LOCK THE DOORS! LOCK THE DOOORRRRSSS!!
Yongguk: ............
Himchan: ............
Daehyun: ............
Youngjae: ...........
Jongup: ...........

SHINEE CRACK CHATS:

Key: Who was that on the phone?
Onew: The hospital.
Key: Oh my god! What is it?
Onew: Uhmm.... a big white building full of sick people .
Key: .........

(c)thatswhatshineesaid

SUJU CRACK CHATS:

Kyuhyun: Hey, did it hurt?
Eunhyuk: Awwww, when I fell from heaven?
Kyuhyun: No, when you broke through earth's crust ascending from hell.
Eunhyuk: ...........

SUJU CARCK CHATS:

Shindong: But what if I get kidnapped?
Yesung: Trust me, ...
Yesung: They'd bring you back.
Shindong: .............

SUJU CRACK CHATS:

Donghae: Hey, do we have penguins somewhere in the city?
Yesung: I don’t think so. Why?
Donghae: Then I ran over a nun.
Yesung: ........

INFINITE CRACK CHATS:

Myungsoo: *walks into the room*
Sungyeol: Hey, Myungsoo. Can you ---
Myungsoo: *leaves*
Sungyeol: .............

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