For anyone that knows me, I hope you know what to expect ...

In some countries, "Trump" is slang for "flatulence".

Donald Trump's middle name is John.  In some countries, "John" is slang for "lavatory".

A "Donald Trump", according to Urban Dictionary, is slang for "defication".  It is occationally shortened to just "Donald", the same way that "Rosie Lee", meaning "tea" in cockney rhyming slang, is sometimes shortened to "Rosie".

With that in mind ...

Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding the Republican Presendential nomination hopeful, Mr Poo Toilet Fart! ^_^