If I had any ovaries left, I am assured they would now be destroyed. Being possessed of only senses, however, they were the only targets left for our bibimhottie to attack.

And attack he did. Mercilessly. He’s good at being merciless…

The slayage of my senses begins  about 11 seconds in when he turns that perfect little booty around and proceeds to…well, be Kim Sunggyu. In performance mode. Which is hot. So hot, I often look down and wonder why my lady bits haven’t begun smoking.

Maximum slayage, however, comes at about 3:17, after an almost interminable interlude that is seriously just some horrific , if you ask me. (I am aware that you didn’t.)

What is this crazy ynoona going on about you ask? Omo, now I have the dilemma (hint, hint) of whether or not to share the source of the attack on my sanity. Hmmm, should I?

Be aware that I take no responsibility for your ability to have children/breathe properly when I share this video. Both those abilities may be seriously hindered if you have yet to see this video—not that seeing it more than once has offered me any immunity.

Anyhow, you have been warned! Proceed with caution (if you can. It’s Sunggyu, after all!).

You’ll have to pardon me while I go…uh...recover attempt to piece myself back together sob silently at the perfection that is our dearest leader. And try not to sob at the fact that we are still days off from both the release of Infinite's new Japanese single (for which they dropped the most awesome, if abbreviated, teaser!) and their Korean comeback. Sigh.

This post approved by Kim “Smirking slayer of all sanity” Sunggyu.

P.S. Let's all offer our get well wishes to my dearest Gyumate, pinnochi, who hasn't been feeling well...and no, she wasn't hit with a case of the Gyufever (well, more than usual!). I hope you're feeling better!

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