Yes, I know, I know. There a ton of Gyu issues (Gyussues, shall we say) to discuss, including (but not limited to):

Sunggyu…the actor.

I felt a tidal swell of emotions upon hearing the news that our dear leader was cast in the drama Love Detective Sherlock K, where he’ll be playing a second generation chaebol playboy a.k.a. the love interest in nearly 90% of all Kdramas and fanfics a.ka. Did they hack my brain?!?.

Acting skills aside, is Gyu up to the task of portraying a mischievous, filthy rich player when he’s such a darling little bibimbaby?

Something tells me our bibimbaby bibimhottie will be able to get that “second generation chaebol playboy” bit down pretty accurately. If nothing else, he’s got that “studied y nonchalance” thing down, as seen in his cameo in Lovelyz’s first MV.

(By the way, Gyu + red and black checkered pattern = Why, hello, lumberjack...why don't you stop sawing at that tree and come saw on...uh, I mean, have a drink with me.)

Sunggyu…a soloist sans a second album.

The (continued) lack of a second solo Sunggyu outing can be summed up in one word: travesty!

Okay, maybe two: utter travesty! Not that I don’t love Gyu in leader/corral the 6 naughty dongsaengs mode, but Gyu in solo mode is so very [fill in your own synonym for -scorchingly hot], it is a crime to deny it to the world. A crime, I tell you, a crime that can be easily forgiven and forgotten if our dear Woollim boss gets our Gyu of All Trades’s name juxtaposed with the word “comeback”. Soon. We know he has a soft spot for that kid…

(Naturally. Who would dare to not adore our cutie commander for even a millisecond?)

(Don’t answer that.)

Sunggyu…my/Japan’s dilemma

- The Dilemma tour! a.k.a Darn you, Japan, I am jealous! You have delicious food, Hello Kitty, and are the Land of the Rising Sun(ggyu)!

Why can’t there be more tours in Southeast Asia! Why can’t there be more of Sunggyu! Why can’t there be more of Sunggyu in Southeast Asia! It’s freakishly hot here right now and him being here would likely spike the temperature, but I don’t care!

 (Why am I yelling in print!)

Yes, despite Infinite not having an official comeback yet, our salamander general has been rather busy.

Rather busy trying to find ways to detonate my ovaries, that is.

I mean, have you seen what’s been coming out of the Dilemma tour these days? Forget about the videos, just the still pictures are threatening my ability to procreate through natural means!

I feel a tingling burning in my no-no place…

You might want to call the fire department...

…and an ambulance…

…and why not the police, while you’re at it? The way he's rolled up the sleeves on this delectable shirt (but buttoned it all up!) and channeled this much iness has to be illegal on at least five continents…

Make that six!

Aw heck, all seven, and probably the International Space Station and the moons of Jupiter…

…all sixty-seven of them.

Seriously, what is air?!?

Whoa Nelly, how can he look so much like the hottest triad boss that never was? I can't even with this picture. I can't even.

And there they go…my ovaries…

With their loss, I suppose I can forget ever offering Sunggyu my firstborn in exchange for a lock of his hair.

(Although I always hoped my firstborn would be his firstborn, but that’s neither here nor there.)

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be mourning and mopping up the mess the iest hamster/grandpa in all of Kpop has made of my reproductive system.

I think I’ll be needing some more cleaning supplies…

This post approved by Kim “Ovary annihilator extraordinaire” Sunggyu.

*All pictures are credited to their owners.