ZAYNTAO got off their cutely matching Balmain jeans as they prepared to have a romantic honeymoon night in a candlelit bath. But then Zayn Huang remembered that he was aquaphobiatic. No wonder he always smelt 'funky'.

"Ohh...that's ok...I have a fear of not going outside with my Gucci handbag!", Tao Malik giggled. They both giggled then gave each other a hug and Eskimo kisses.

All of a sudden, super- gold digger Perrie Edwards crashed into the bathroom and said "GET THE AWAY FROM MY ONLY CHANCE OF BEING LOADED!". Oh no! Whatever would happen to ZAYNTAO?! What should they do?