"Lend me ur credit card pweez", Perrie said to her husband. "This is the 69th time you've asked but hmm k then", Junmyeon gave her his card. "I told you I still haven't bought Jade unnie a xmas gift yet", she replied. She walked out of his $$$$$9999999999999999999999999999999999999 mansion.

Junmyeon called up Sehun on his 128GB Rose Gold iPhone 6s Plus, "Ya Sehun you better get ur down here I need some light relivement", he said whilst feeling sad and (like me). "Aissh but gramps whyyy", said the maknae who was bored of his . "Perrie dragging you down again?". "IT'S ALL MONEY STEALING AND NO - I'M SICK OF HER", Junmyeon ranted. "Isn't that wuht every marriage is like doe?", Sehun hung up and lied back down.

"Back to partying til the sundown", Sehun smirked and turned over to Miranda who was in bed with him. Only...it wasn't Miranda..but Jongdae in drag. Sehun clearly smoked too much sherbet that night. Jongdae smirked like an ugly troll. Sehun waz lyk "AARRGGGH".